The Journey is on Finally it's way

Disclaimer: I still, don't own LOTR despite everything I've tried; next I believe I will plot some foul devious thing to get hold of my beloved LOTR.

Author: The voices are still with me; curse them. Voices: Don't curse us you cow! Author: Why you.. D_T: Why are you strangling yourself? Author: What the HELL are you doing here? D_T: UMM.

We hear screams and explosions coming from over there..

Ok, so finally the fellowship departs (no thanks to the girls). They are finally on their way and it is about fricking time to!

They have been traveling for three days now and everyone is quite bored looking (except the elf). Kelsi watches movies whenever possible; Kelsey listens to music; Gen tries to read; Paula stares off into space.

They had gotten to the place where Boromir fences with Pippin and Merry. The girls were gossiping quietly until Kelsi and Kelsey turn and said, "move your feet." at the same time as Aragorn. They were really starting to really piss off the fellowship; Gandalf still hadn't forgiven them for making everyone laugh at him and the others were getting noticeably peeved (except the elf).

The Fellowship decided to have a meeting.

"We have to do something about those four girls!"

"Are you sure we can't just push them off a cliff?"

"Yes I'm sure, retard."

"You Guys are so impolite. I mean if you must talk about us behind our backs please do it out of our line of site." Kelsi said (remember, she turned herself into an elf so she can see farther than any human). "I can read your lips from hear and Gimli, you can not push us off a cliff, Thank you."

The girls got up and walked away so that even Legolas couldn't see them.

" Do you believe their nerve, trying to bump us off with out even telling us that they're pissed. I mean really, how impolite can you get?" Kelsi said. "I know, I think we should get them for this, and get them good." That was Kelsey.

"What do you suggest?" That was Gen.

" Well.."



Author: sorry if this chapter is too short; I want to leave revenge for tomorrow. Voice: you are a retard.

D_T: You're crazy. Author: I'm insane thank you! D_T: Please review, The author is strangling herself again so..

Author note* D_T, I hope you don't mind my adding you to my beginning and end, I was bored.

Please note that in all of the chapters after this one Kelsey will be shortened to Kels and Kelsi will stay the same but I hope this will keep people from getting confused.