Revenge for the Plotters

Disclaimer: I don't own lord of the rings (yet) and if I did I wouldn't share it with you so there!

Voices: She's crazier than us and that's saying something..

D_T: I agree with her voices..

Everything was ready. Everything they had plotted for was in perfect order when the arrow on Kelsi's bow struck the tree next to Gen it would all begin. The fellowship wasn't prepared to fight sugar-high teenage females..

You see they had set a series of traps for example, trip wires, snares, and a deadfall to block the trail.

The fellowship would honestly be at their mercy. and that's not a good thing. The girls had left camp early to "bathe" in a nearby stream; while the rest of the fellowship was eating they were in a conference.

"Are you sure this will work?" Gen asked Kels.

" Of course I'm sure, I wouldn't have said I was sure if I wasn't sure. This can't possibly fail, we have every advantage over them." Kels said getting a bit exasperated.

Kelsi glared at Kels and Gen, "Will you two retards please shut up, I hear them coming."

"Where have those four gotten to? Some one go and check!" That was Aragorn.

"Why don't you go check, Aragorn? After all you seem to be the only one who wants to find them. I, for one am all in favor of leaving them if they can't bother to hurry up." That was Boromir, that little bastard..

The girls meanwhile had gone to their places. An arrow whizzed through the air to hit Gen's tree trunk, in so doing slicing one of the triggers for a deadfall, which hit the trigger for another deadfall, and so on and so forth. In about one minute the fellowship was boxed in on all sides. They tried to pet over the barricades of course but they hit the trip wires and the snares. They were all either hanging from their ankles or laying face first on the ground.

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP.

They all turned towards the sound. Kelsi, Kels, Gen and Paula were sitting in a tree (they had climbed up to watch the show).

"Let us down from here you worthless, arrogant whelps." Gandalf snarled, he was hanging by his ankles (he he).

"Make us you worthless old sod." Kelsi snapped back.

And so the fellowship got a severe lecture on proper manners (from teenagers of all people), which was followed by mocking and snide comments from the girls. In the end Kelsi, Kels, and Paula took pity on Legolas (all the hanging upside down was messing up his hair.). Gen didn't and protested (ceaselessly) that he shouldn't be cut down.

After about five more minutes they let the other free. Though none of them wanted to.





Ok I hope this is ok, the end is kinda abrupt but I wasn't sure how to end it.

PS: D_T, the bloodsucking squirrels will be next chapter..

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