Mountains, Mines and YRCHS
Disclaimer: I am rather obviously not the owner of Lord of the Rings, just as I don't own anything else that I write about.
"Shit!" Kelsi yelled.
Frodo fell down the snowy mountain and Aragorn caught him.
"I think Aragorn is fond of our hobbit friend." Kelsi muttered to Kels. They both laughed.
Boromir picked up the ring and the four teenagers glared at him. Kelsi decided to tell him exactly what she thought of him.
"You are an arrogant, self-righteous, selfish, and even crazier than I am! I hope you rot you retard!"
The fellowship had been continuously pestering the girls about the future. The girls continued to refuse to answer their questions.
Finally they got fed up and said comments like:
"You are going to turn into a bloodsucking squirrel, you retard."
Or in Boromir's case:
"You are going to fall off a waterfall and thankfully never be heard from again!"
Eventually, they got to the place where Saruman tried to bump them off. The girls shook their heads at Gandalf's attempts to ward off Saruman. Kelsi Called Saruman several things that made the others stare in disbelief. Kels joined in. Gen joined in (speaking French). Paula didn't join in.
Frodo being the retard that he is decided to go through the mines. The girls shook their heads. They knew what was going to happen.
" What a moron. I wish we could stop them." Paula shook her head.
"Well we can't so get over it." Kelsi and Kels snapped.
They all progressed back down the mountain, the girls murmuring softly. Gen was telling Kelsi about her dream.
" I dreamt that I had a never ending supply of chocolate bars, and that I was an elf too and that Danielle was here and she was trying to get my chocolate." Gen said. The others just stared.
Because when she had started talking about chocolate her half eaten bar regrew itself. When she talked about being an elf her ears went pointy and when she mentioned Danielle a female dropped from the sky and landed on Frodo.
The fellowship couldn't believe it, not only did they have two female elf teenagers they now also had another teenage girl to put up with.
They made it to the mines with relative ease, I mean does a giant squid trying to eat Frodo count as a major difficulty?
They entered the mines quickly. They all continued through the mines silently till Gimli saw Balin's tomb then he bawled his eyes out.
The girls all said "throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!" at the same time as Gandalf (much to his annoyance) and then they heard drums in the deep.
The orks came with cold hatred in their hearts and minds. The girls had one mild surprise for the fellowship; they could fight and fight well. A Kels started firing arrows Kelsi noticed that there were always 30 arrows in Kels's quiver. And the battle progressed.
And the orks died, and the cave troll came and Legolas killed it (with help). Then every body ran, they got surrounded and the orks were scared by the Balrog. Every body ran some more.
Hi, hope you liked this really compressed version of what happened in Moria, Please review me. Thanx
Disclaimer: I am rather obviously not the owner of Lord of the Rings, just as I don't own anything else that I write about.
"Shit!" Kelsi yelled.
Frodo fell down the snowy mountain and Aragorn caught him.
"I think Aragorn is fond of our hobbit friend." Kelsi muttered to Kels. They both laughed.
Boromir picked up the ring and the four teenagers glared at him. Kelsi decided to tell him exactly what she thought of him.
"You are an arrogant, self-righteous, selfish, and even crazier than I am! I hope you rot you retard!"
The fellowship had been continuously pestering the girls about the future. The girls continued to refuse to answer their questions.
Finally they got fed up and said comments like:
"You are going to turn into a bloodsucking squirrel, you retard."
Or in Boromir's case:
"You are going to fall off a waterfall and thankfully never be heard from again!"
Eventually, they got to the place where Saruman tried to bump them off. The girls shook their heads at Gandalf's attempts to ward off Saruman. Kelsi Called Saruman several things that made the others stare in disbelief. Kels joined in. Gen joined in (speaking French). Paula didn't join in.
Frodo being the retard that he is decided to go through the mines. The girls shook their heads. They knew what was going to happen.
" What a moron. I wish we could stop them." Paula shook her head.
"Well we can't so get over it." Kelsi and Kels snapped.
They all progressed back down the mountain, the girls murmuring softly. Gen was telling Kelsi about her dream.
" I dreamt that I had a never ending supply of chocolate bars, and that I was an elf too and that Danielle was here and she was trying to get my chocolate." Gen said. The others just stared.
Because when she had started talking about chocolate her half eaten bar regrew itself. When she talked about being an elf her ears went pointy and when she mentioned Danielle a female dropped from the sky and landed on Frodo.
The fellowship couldn't believe it, not only did they have two female elf teenagers they now also had another teenage girl to put up with.
They made it to the mines with relative ease, I mean does a giant squid trying to eat Frodo count as a major difficulty?
They entered the mines quickly. They all continued through the mines silently till Gimli saw Balin's tomb then he bawled his eyes out.
The girls all said "throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!" at the same time as Gandalf (much to his annoyance) and then they heard drums in the deep.
The orks came with cold hatred in their hearts and minds. The girls had one mild surprise for the fellowship; they could fight and fight well. A Kels started firing arrows Kelsi noticed that there were always 30 arrows in Kels's quiver. And the battle progressed.
And the orks died, and the cave troll came and Legolas killed it (with help). Then every body ran, they got surrounded and the orks were scared by the Balrog. Every body ran some more.
Hi, hope you liked this really compressed version of what happened in Moria, Please review me. Thanx
