More bloodsucking squirrels, freaky elf lady and a magic bubble bath, err, mirror thingy.

Disclaimer: I own nothing so bugger off!

Water Lily: Bugger off is the author's fave thing to say I swear to god.

Author: no it isn't! Evil is. You're evil so bugger off!

Water Lily trades looks with D_T. They shake their heads and find themselves tackled by the author.

When we last checked in on our friends the bloodsucking squirrels had leapt.

They (the squirrels) latched on to Galadriel's nose making her shriek with pain, and if you thought her creepy elf-witch mode was bad holy man. She started to freak out! She went on a rant to which the girls answered with a rant pf their own and believe me four teenagers who practice ranting can easily out do one huffy elf-witch who has never ranted before.

". And if you don't like it you can kiss my @$$!!!!" Kelsi screamed.

" Psycho! You are so friging creepy! F*** off!" Kels said.

Gen was saying something unintelligible in French.

Paula is too polite to act like that (yeah right!). Ok she was behaving as badly as Kelsi and Kels just without the swears.

Danielle was cradling her head in her hands and wishing ill thoughts to Kelsi, Kels, Gen and Paula.

Later..

"Hey, look, the psycho elf-witch is wandering around."

" Hee, hee, hee. She looks terrible.. hee, hee, hee.

And they went, and they watched her go freaky witch mode on poor Frodo.

And then they had a bubble bath in her fountain.

And in the morning they were awoken by the horrified shriek of the Lady of the Lorien. All they could do was laugh.

When the Lady found them she was even creepier than her evil-witch mode. She was screaming and her eyes had gone black with rage.

"How dare you! Have you no sense?"

"What's sense?" Kelsi asked (she does actually know).

Galadriel Screamed in fury.

The girls knew they were dead meat if they let the Lady get hold of them. So, they ran, and ran, and ran..

They made it to the boats and hid under the seats.

When the fellowship got in the boats Galadriel was still in a rage (who knows why?) and was not happy hat she wouldn't have time to get revenge on the moronic girls. She did not know that they were less than ten feet away from her.

The fellowship left. The girls were still missing* until they were about twenty minutes outside of Lothlorien.

Kelsi and Kels were in the boat that had Legolas.

Gen was in the boat with Aragorn.

Paula was in a boat with someone else and so was Danielle.

" What did you do?" Aragorn screamed at the girls. They smiled mischievously.

"Well, we had a bubble bath in the lady's seeing fountain thingymabober." Danielle answered.

"You what?!" everyone screamed.

The girls traded looks; you know that look, the one that says, "Memory loss is so sad".



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