And so we are divided, you punk assed orc, how dare you tell me to cork it!
Disclaimer: HUH, well I'm finally gonna update, I don't own LOTR (sadly) I do not own most of the events, I don't own the way things happen in my story, the bloodsucking squirrels do.
After the fellowship calmed down (what's calm?) they decided to stop, Legolas warned Aragorn about danger but Aragorn was being his usual up tight self and thinking that he is the best, smartest, hottest guy there (Yeah Right!!!!) (Also the Aragorn bashing, I only did it to piss my friend off). He dismissed it and Kelsi looked about ready to kick him where he really would rather not be kicked.
The girls ignored him out of spite; instead they sharpened their weapons.
Kelsi's weapons: Long sword, bow and arrows, throwing knives, daggers.
Kels's weapons: sword, daggers, bow and arrows.
Gen's weapons: Daggers, bow and arrows, slingshot.
Paula's weapons: Bow and arrows, short sword, throwing knives.
Danielle's weapons: throwing knives, daggers, paint ball gun (long story, don't ask).
Kelsi watched Frodo leave, and then Boromir, she shook her head, knowing what was coming.
Gen left to have a nap; she (rather conveniently) chose a boat to sleep in.
Kelsi and Kels followed Aragorn while Paula sat with the hobbits.
When the fight started the orcs realized that they had greatly underestimated their foes. Especially the girls. Kelsi and Kels were kicking ass. They stood three feet apart and no orc that came within swords reach ever moved again.
Paula was holding her own, though with some difficulty.
Gen was still asleep.
But, even with the girls fighting like whirlwinds the fellowship could not win.
Paula was captured with Merry and Pippin because they orcs thought that a female would be easier to break than a male. (Retards!!!)
Gen was in the boat that Frodo took, he didn't know it though.
At the sound of two voices he stopped the boat and saw Danielle and Sam following him even though Sam couldn't swim (I'm not sure about Danielle). He saved Sam and while he was saving Sam Danielle crawled into the boat from the other side.
Kelsi and Kels were still busy killing orc, Kels was screaming: "That is why you do not mess with PMS!!!"
After Boromir was cast a drift Kelsi shrugged and turned to Kels.
" Well, Paula's gone, Danielle and Gen is with Frodo, I'm not sure which one I pity more, and We're with Blondie, the unhygienic one and the ugly one, what the hell are we going to do?"
Kels shrugged.
Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli looked at the girls. There was no doubt who Blondie was, but that left ugly and unhygienic one, and neither one were names to be proud of.
"Cork it you two idiots!!" Aragorn snapped.
Kelsi and Kels traded looks of fury.
" How dare you tell me to cork it!!!" they both screamed, at that precise moment two bloodsucking squirrels latched on to Aragorn's nose.
Author: I am updating see I told you I would, didn't I?
D_T: Idiot.
Author: bugger off.
D_T: did you just tell ME to BUGGER OFF?
Author: (trying to hide behind Orlando Bloom picture). NO?
D_T: why you little.
Tune in next time, if the author is alive for a next time that is.
Disclaimer: HUH, well I'm finally gonna update, I don't own LOTR (sadly) I do not own most of the events, I don't own the way things happen in my story, the bloodsucking squirrels do.
After the fellowship calmed down (what's calm?) they decided to stop, Legolas warned Aragorn about danger but Aragorn was being his usual up tight self and thinking that he is the best, smartest, hottest guy there (Yeah Right!!!!) (Also the Aragorn bashing, I only did it to piss my friend off). He dismissed it and Kelsi looked about ready to kick him where he really would rather not be kicked.
The girls ignored him out of spite; instead they sharpened their weapons.
Kelsi's weapons: Long sword, bow and arrows, throwing knives, daggers.
Kels's weapons: sword, daggers, bow and arrows.
Gen's weapons: Daggers, bow and arrows, slingshot.
Paula's weapons: Bow and arrows, short sword, throwing knives.
Danielle's weapons: throwing knives, daggers, paint ball gun (long story, don't ask).
Kelsi watched Frodo leave, and then Boromir, she shook her head, knowing what was coming.
Gen left to have a nap; she (rather conveniently) chose a boat to sleep in.
Kelsi and Kels followed Aragorn while Paula sat with the hobbits.
When the fight started the orcs realized that they had greatly underestimated their foes. Especially the girls. Kelsi and Kels were kicking ass. They stood three feet apart and no orc that came within swords reach ever moved again.
Paula was holding her own, though with some difficulty.
Gen was still asleep.
But, even with the girls fighting like whirlwinds the fellowship could not win.
Paula was captured with Merry and Pippin because they orcs thought that a female would be easier to break than a male. (Retards!!!)
Gen was in the boat that Frodo took, he didn't know it though.
At the sound of two voices he stopped the boat and saw Danielle and Sam following him even though Sam couldn't swim (I'm not sure about Danielle). He saved Sam and while he was saving Sam Danielle crawled into the boat from the other side.
Kelsi and Kels were still busy killing orc, Kels was screaming: "That is why you do not mess with PMS!!!"
After Boromir was cast a drift Kelsi shrugged and turned to Kels.
" Well, Paula's gone, Danielle and Gen is with Frodo, I'm not sure which one I pity more, and We're with Blondie, the unhygienic one and the ugly one, what the hell are we going to do?"
Kels shrugged.
Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli looked at the girls. There was no doubt who Blondie was, but that left ugly and unhygienic one, and neither one were names to be proud of.
"Cork it you two idiots!!" Aragorn snapped.
Kelsi and Kels traded looks of fury.
" How dare you tell me to cork it!!!" they both screamed, at that precise moment two bloodsucking squirrels latched on to Aragorn's nose.
Author: I am updating see I told you I would, didn't I?
D_T: Idiot.
Author: bugger off.
D_T: did you just tell ME to BUGGER OFF?
Author: (trying to hide behind Orlando Bloom picture). NO?
D_T: why you little.
Tune in next time, if the author is alive for a next time that is.
