Rosey Posey: A Gundam Wing FanFic
By: Izzy Crosswell
Author's Note: At the moment, the title has absolutely nothing to do with the story. There will be some bashing including the following characters: Chang Wufei, a little Heero Yuy, and kind of Duo Maxwell (but nothing too bad or Hikaru and Ani would kill me). Neways, have fun!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the G-Wing characters or mechs, but all others, including Aquira, Ani, Leilani, Hikaru, and whoever else, are mine… kind of… but anyway, don't use 'em in any of your stories.
CHAPTER ONE: GUNDAMS IN THE BACK YARD -_-
"I can't reach the roof good enough," the short 15-year-old said, climbing on the trunk of her mom's burgundy Cadillac.
"I wanna do it!" her 9-year-old sister shouted, struggling onto the hood.
"No, Ani! Get down!"
"Why?" The girl's knee slipped and her forehead smacked the windshield.
"That's why," she replied, laughing. She finished washing the roof, got down, and started rinsing it off.
"Aquira!" came a squeal from the other side of the car. She walked around to see what her sister was complaining about. "You sprayed me!"
"Oops," Aquira said sarcastically, spraying her sister on purpose this time.
"Aquira! Stop!"
"Ha, ha!" Aquira kept the water pointed at Ani, but stopped when her jaw dropped and her eyes grew to the size of Ping-Pong balls. "What?" she asked, turning around to see what her sister was staring at.
Hovering in the sky, just beyond some trees near their home were five huge robots.
"Gundams!" Ani screamed.
"No way!" said Aquira. She dropped the hose and started off towards the field she knew was on the other side of those trees, Ani following close.
As they made their way over the rocks and through the trees, the gundams landed in the fairly large field.
"Hey!" Aquira yelled. "Who are you?"
Out of one of the gundams jumped a brown-haired blue-eyed guy of about 17 years of age. He wore a green tank top and black spandex shorts. He held a gun up to Aquira and Ani. "No one who sees a gundam can live," he said.
"Whoa!" said Aquira. "Hey! We were just coming over to see who was landing these things in our neighborhood. We don't want any trouble, and we especially don't want to die!"
"My name is Heero Yuy, but I'm afraid I can't make any exceptions, so…"
"Hold on a sec, Heero," said a boy with a three-foot long brown braid, blue eyes, and a priest's outfit. "Maybe these little girls can tell us where we are."
"Little?" Aquira said, narrowing her eyes.
"IT'S DUO!!!!" screamed Ani, who ran over and wrapped her small arms around his waist.
"Agh!" Duo shouted. "How did you know who I am?"
"Little?" said Aquira.
"It's a long story," said Ani.
"Well… uh… could you possibly get off of me, please?" he asked Ani.
"Mmm," said Ani, squeezing him tighter.
"Gack!" he said. "Um… I… can't really… breathe!"
Heero pointed his gun at Ani's head.
"Don't you fricking think about it, buster!" screamed Aquira, walking over to pull Ani off Duo.
"What's all the yelling about?" asked a blonde-haired blue eyed guy about the same age as the other two.
Aquira stared for a second or two until she said, "Um… he was trying to kill us." She pointed at Heero.
"Heero," the boy started. "I don't think it's really a good idea to threaten to kill someone on a different planet."
"Different planet?" Aquira asked, confused.
"Well," said a 19-year-old guy with brown hair covering one of his green eyes. "This certainly looks like earth, but we couldn't get any readings of the colonies, so it must be a different planet."
Aquira thought for a moment. "You guys ever think it might be a different time?"
"That's a ridiculous speculation," said a Chinese boy with long hair pulled back in a ponytail. "Baka onna."
Aquira glared at him. "What did you just call me?"
"Baka onna. Is there a problem?"
Remembering Wufei's exceptional skill in martial arts, Aquira said, "No, not at all." Let's let Hikaru deal with this one, shall we? she thought.
They all stood there for a moment, silent.
"So…" said Aquira. "I think perhaps for this particular situation, we should ask Leilani and Hikaru."
Ani glared at Aquira. "Not Hikaru," she said.
Aquira bent down and whispered, "Ani, he's too old for you."
Ani smacked Aquira on the back of her head.
"Ow!" she screeched. "Violent child!" She looked at the group of five, who were all sweatdropping, and smiled. "This way!" she said cheerfully.
She led them all back to the mobile home they lived in.
"Is this your house?" asked Wufei.
"We're moving," Aquira replied. "Now you guys wait here." She pointed at the ground some 500 yards away from the house. "My mom will freak if she sees you guys here. Ani…" The girl was staring starry eyed at Duo, causing him to sweatdrop. "… you stay here and make sure they don't bother the neighbors."
Aquira went inside. "Hey, mom," she said to the blonde woman sitting at the computer.
"Yes," the woman replied.
"If their parents (and grandparents) say it's okay, can Leilani and Hikaru both come over, and possibly spend the night?"
"I guess so," her mother replied. "As long as they don't mind going to Youth Group with you."
Aquira mentally smacked her forehead. I totally forgot about Youth Group, she thought.
"Right, I'm sure it'll be okay with them," she said, heading for the phone and running ideas through her head.
"Hello?" the voice at the other end chimed.
"Hi, Leilani. It's me, Aquira," she said.
"Oh, hi Aquira! I was just about to call and see if you wanted to come over with Hikaru!"
"Um…" She closed the door to her room and peered out her window at the G-boys. "Actually, I think you two would be much more interested in coming over here."
"Well, okay, but why?"
Aquira laughed weakly. "You are not going to believe this."
* * *
"Where is he?" Hikaru yelled the minute Aquira came out to meet them.
"Around back, out of site of my mom."
"You left them alone back there?" Leilani asked.
"No, Ani's with them, but… I don't think Duo needs two girls hanging all over him, okay Hikaru?"
"He's way too old for her!"
"I know that, and she knows that, but you know her." She started leading them around to the back yard. "Their gundams are in a field over there…" As they turned the corner, the girls could see the heads of the mechs far above the trees.
"Ya, we can see that," Leilani said.
"We need to find a better place for them, like in Bass Lake or something because I don't exactly want the police at my house asking my mom why there are a bunch of 'robots' in the field next to my house."
"That would be a good idea," Leilani agreed.
The five boys jogged over to where the girls were.
Duo tried, unsuccessfully, to hide behind Aquira. "Keep the demon-child away from me!" he said.
Hikaru grinned. "Hi, Duo, I'm Hikaru!" she said, sticking her hand out for Duo to shake.
"Why does everyone here know who I am?" whined Duo.
"Oh not just you. We know who all of you are," answered Leilani.
The boys exchanged confused faces.
"Ya," Hikaru said. "You're Trowa Barton."
"And you're Chang Wufei," said Leilani.
"And… and you're Quatre Raberba Winner," Aquira said shyly. Leilani and Hikaru both looked at Aquira.
"And you're Heero," Ani proclaimed.
