Its that time again!! DISCLAIMER: I dun own ANY characters in
this fic! None! Nada! Zilch! ..I'm running out of languages.
Inuyasha had finally given up the chase, after Vash was yanked to the side by Millie and Meryll and beaten upside the head with a piece of driftwood. "I SAW you looking at that girl!" Meryll screamed, as he massaged a monstrous lump on the back of his head. "This is the LAST time I EVER take you to the beach!" Millie grinned, happily oblivious to the others, and waded off into the pounding surf. "They're so cute when they argue!" she giggled before she was hit in the face by a large wave. As Meryll ran out to lend a hand to the floundering Millie, a group of bikini wearing girls off in the distance caught Vash's eye. He took one more look at the two insurance agents, before bounding off with an excited giggle.
Unbeknownst to Vash, the group of girls was also being tailed by the famous pervert priest Miroku. As soon as he saw the fight between Inuyasha and Kagome brewing, he had slunk away quietly to scope out a few good "haunts" where he could calmly people watch for a while. After a few uneventful hours in which he had watched the comings and goings closely, he had noticed a girl with honey blonde hair walk by carrying five gigantic ice cream cones. He fell in step behind her and before he could get any closer, she turned around and he felt the usual stinging slap as her ear piercing scream of "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooo!!!" rent the relatively peaceful beach. A boy around the age of fifteen, with wild brown hair waving in his face stood up, took one look at Miroku, and brought out a small pistol. The sun glinted off it's barrel as he shot wildly at the priest. Miroku ducked, reached the hand that housed his wind tunnel out, then thinking better of it, beat a hasty retreat behind a convenient pile of rocks. The girl ran over to the boy, handed out the ice cream to the others, then told him what happened. Heero narrowed his eyes, and replaced his sunglasses back on his face. "Don't worry Relena, we'll look for him in a minute. He probably works for Oz, and if we can catch him, maybe we can get some information out of him." Another boy with a long brown braid looked over with his mouth half covered by melted chocolate ice cream. "Do we have to look for him?! I don't think he works for Oz, I mean, even THEY have better fashion sense than that!" A Chinese boy glanced up momentarily from the book he was reading. "Duo." The boy with the braid looked around. "What is it wufei?" "Wipe off your mouth.you're such a baka." Duo glared and stood up. " I DARE you to say that to my face!" "I don't speak to weaklings who can't even keep food in their mouths," he said as he delicately took a bite out of his cone. "Why you little Chinese freakish pig monkey jerk of a mother's donkey...!" Wufei turned his gaze back down to the book as Duo raged. The others merely rolled their eyes and ignored him.
Miroku had not stayed behind the rocks for long. There were just too many girls that needed his attention. He crawled back to his former spot, and noticed a band of girls giggling and heading down to the water. He glanced around quickly, then began to slowly slink toward them.
Vash was closing in on the opposite side of the group and had not noticed his competitor. The group of girls suddenly stopped, and looked around as if they were aware of their stalkers. Vash and Miroku leaped quickly behind a snow cone wagon, cracking their heads against each other's skulls. They both rocked back on their heels and rubbed their heads, moaning. Once the throbbing had dissipated, they stared at each other, blinking owlishly. "Sorry 'bout that," Vash mumbled, wincing as he touched both of the lumps on his head, " Just erm..saw some girls, wanted to uh.say hi." Miroku nodded and grinned, " Me too."
Author's note: well two famous womanizers meet! Could this end chaotically or is it the beginning of a beautiful friendship?? Stay tuned to find out!!! Oh yeah, if you have an absolute favorite character that you would like to see at the beach, lemme know!! Ja Ne ^_^
Inuyasha had finally given up the chase, after Vash was yanked to the side by Millie and Meryll and beaten upside the head with a piece of driftwood. "I SAW you looking at that girl!" Meryll screamed, as he massaged a monstrous lump on the back of his head. "This is the LAST time I EVER take you to the beach!" Millie grinned, happily oblivious to the others, and waded off into the pounding surf. "They're so cute when they argue!" she giggled before she was hit in the face by a large wave. As Meryll ran out to lend a hand to the floundering Millie, a group of bikini wearing girls off in the distance caught Vash's eye. He took one more look at the two insurance agents, before bounding off with an excited giggle.
Unbeknownst to Vash, the group of girls was also being tailed by the famous pervert priest Miroku. As soon as he saw the fight between Inuyasha and Kagome brewing, he had slunk away quietly to scope out a few good "haunts" where he could calmly people watch for a while. After a few uneventful hours in which he had watched the comings and goings closely, he had noticed a girl with honey blonde hair walk by carrying five gigantic ice cream cones. He fell in step behind her and before he could get any closer, she turned around and he felt the usual stinging slap as her ear piercing scream of "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooo!!!" rent the relatively peaceful beach. A boy around the age of fifteen, with wild brown hair waving in his face stood up, took one look at Miroku, and brought out a small pistol. The sun glinted off it's barrel as he shot wildly at the priest. Miroku ducked, reached the hand that housed his wind tunnel out, then thinking better of it, beat a hasty retreat behind a convenient pile of rocks. The girl ran over to the boy, handed out the ice cream to the others, then told him what happened. Heero narrowed his eyes, and replaced his sunglasses back on his face. "Don't worry Relena, we'll look for him in a minute. He probably works for Oz, and if we can catch him, maybe we can get some information out of him." Another boy with a long brown braid looked over with his mouth half covered by melted chocolate ice cream. "Do we have to look for him?! I don't think he works for Oz, I mean, even THEY have better fashion sense than that!" A Chinese boy glanced up momentarily from the book he was reading. "Duo." The boy with the braid looked around. "What is it wufei?" "Wipe off your mouth.you're such a baka." Duo glared and stood up. " I DARE you to say that to my face!" "I don't speak to weaklings who can't even keep food in their mouths," he said as he delicately took a bite out of his cone. "Why you little Chinese freakish pig monkey jerk of a mother's donkey...!" Wufei turned his gaze back down to the book as Duo raged. The others merely rolled their eyes and ignored him.
Miroku had not stayed behind the rocks for long. There were just too many girls that needed his attention. He crawled back to his former spot, and noticed a band of girls giggling and heading down to the water. He glanced around quickly, then began to slowly slink toward them.
Vash was closing in on the opposite side of the group and had not noticed his competitor. The group of girls suddenly stopped, and looked around as if they were aware of their stalkers. Vash and Miroku leaped quickly behind a snow cone wagon, cracking their heads against each other's skulls. They both rocked back on their heels and rubbed their heads, moaning. Once the throbbing had dissipated, they stared at each other, blinking owlishly. "Sorry 'bout that," Vash mumbled, wincing as he touched both of the lumps on his head, " Just erm..saw some girls, wanted to uh.say hi." Miroku nodded and grinned, " Me too."
Author's note: well two famous womanizers meet! Could this end chaotically or is it the beginning of a beautiful friendship?? Stay tuned to find out!!! Oh yeah, if you have an absolute favorite character that you would like to see at the beach, lemme know!! Ja Ne ^_^
