Author: I can't believe it's not butter, lalalala.. Oh..

AVIAH: Dumbass, I can't believe you just noticed them!

DT: I can. This is Kelsi after all.

Author: AWWW GEEEEZ, thanks a bundle, now bugger off.

Water Lily:* Holding an empty can of pepper spray * What are you two idiots arguing about?

DT & Author: What's that supposed to mean?

Natalie: Which part, the arguing part or the idiots part?

Author & DT tackle Natalie.

Water Lily: The author would like to apologize for not update sooner, she was just too lazy, she would also like to say that she doesn't own anything, but she's kinda busy right now so..

Chapter?

The fellowship gets attitude, F***in' white wizard, Meh, Perfection checklist.

~*~Outside fangorn forest~*~

"I'm not going in there!" Gimli yelled.

"Yes, you are!"

"Screw You!"

Everyone stared at Gimli, Kelsi and Kels grinned.

"What the Hell did you just say to me?" Aragorn demanded.

"What the F*** do you think I said?!" Gimli snarled.

"Why you dirty little bastard!" Aragorn tackled Gimli.

Kelsi and Kels were laughing uncontrollably. Legolas was watching them but he started to laugh when they fell over.

"You B****! You poked me in the eye!" Kels screamed.

"You poked your own eye, ass clown!"

"Why would I do something like that?"

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After two hours they finally managed to get Gimli into Fangorn.

"Aragorn something approaches."

"What do your elf eyes see?"

"The F***in' white wizard! How F***in' stupid are you? Who the F*** else would be crazy enough to come in here!?" Legolas yelled.

Kelsi and Kels traded glances. They each hugged Legolas (who looked like a stunned bird).

"We have trained you well young Jedi." Kels said.

"Wait, first he isn't a Jedi, second 2931 isn't exactly young," Kelsi said.

"Shut UP!"

"Make me."

"Make me, make you."

"Make me, make you, make me."

"STOP IT!"

Everyone turned to see the white wizard standing there glowing so brightly that Kels and Kelsi started to swear, Gimli followed suit, as did Legolas.

Gandalf stared at them as did Aragorn.

"Legolas, You do realize that as an elf you are expected to be serene, polite, and aloof don't you?"

"Meh."

Kels and Kelsi stared at each other then at Legolas, then at each other. Then they burst out laughing literally falling over they were laughing so hard.

"See he wasn't hopeless after all!"

"I knew that!"

"Now he's perfect."

"Really?"

Kels leaned over and looked at the perfection checklist Kelsi was holding.

~*~ Checklist~*~

Intelligence on a scale of 1-10: 10

Fighting 1-10 10

Use of words: underline

Polite Moderate Talks like me

Says Meh: Yes

Hotness 1-10 12

~*~ end checklist~*~

"oh my GOD!"

"I told you so."

"He's perfect."

They all traded glances, Legolas mildly embarrassed (after all we think he's perfect), Kelsi and Kels awed, everyone else confused.

Author: That's all your getting from me today!

Water Lily: just update some time within the rest of the month ok?

DT: Yeah not like last time.

Author: I wouldn't talk DT.

DT: * tackles Author*

Auhtor: I'll only update if I get reviews!!!!

AVIAH: YEAH REVIEW US, it's the little purple button you just click, it's not that hard.