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Chapter: um, well, hmm.
More of them, Bye bye Emyn Muil Helloooooo dead marches! LOTR in a nutshell.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Gen & Danielle~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Gollum and Gen were plotting. They crouched their heads close together murmuring softly.
Danielle was starting to get worried they had been plotting for several hours now and knowing Gen and Gollum it would be a dangerous and stupid scheme that would get them all killed and all for their preciousssssssss.
~*~ Next morning ~*~
"See we told you we'd lead you out, yes we did." Gollum said.
Gen slipped and stepped in the marches, "Ew! Well. Bye bye Emyn Muil Helloooooo dead marches, grossness."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kelsi & Kels~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kelsi and Kels had complained until the others had stopped and let them rest. Currently they were discussing their friends back home.
" Man I miss Nat and GT, I wish they were here they'd be laughing at us so hard man." Kelsi said.
"KELSI!!!!!!" Everyone screamed.
Just then two figures fell from the sky and landed on Aragorn and Gimli. One stood up (the one who'd landed on Gimli).
"EW!!! I touched IT!!!" She screamed, she whipped around and her braid nailed Gandalf in his oversized nose.
"OW!"
"Oh shut up you big baby."
"NAT!!!" Kelsi and Kels yelled.
Just then the other one stood up and said, "What the F*** is going on here?"
"Well, you see Geets, Kelsi is a dumbass who's wishes all come true and (a) she wished herself, Gen and Paula here, (b) She wished me here, (c) we pissed Elrond off until he let us go with the Fellowship.."
"WOAH! Where is here?" Nat asked.
"Middle-Earth." Kels snapped, " now as I was saying, (d) we discovered that what Gen dreams comes true, she dreamt that Danielle would come here and she did, (e) the whole falling into shadow thing, Lothlorien, Boromir dying you know, oh and (f) She wished you two here."
Meanwhile the others were staring at her in shock and Kelsi was contemplating throttling for calling her a dumbass.
Author: that is all for today, I might update soon, I haven't Decided, it really depends on how many reviews I get for this story and my new one.
DT: are you tryin' to bribe the readers into reviewing your new fic?
Author: Well yes, but that's just cause no one's reviewed, and if no one reviews how am I supposed to add random reviewers to my story? Well so far it sucks but it will get better. So they wouldn't be putting themselves in a crappy story, or at least no crappier than any of my other fics but.
Vegessa: SSJ Jedi Knight: as the author bables randomly I'll finish for her, please hit the purple button in the corner and type a nice message, then go and review her new story ; If you thought my other stories were plotless... thank you.
Chapter: um, well, hmm.
More of them, Bye bye Emyn Muil Helloooooo dead marches! LOTR in a nutshell.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Gen & Danielle~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Gollum and Gen were plotting. They crouched their heads close together murmuring softly.
Danielle was starting to get worried they had been plotting for several hours now and knowing Gen and Gollum it would be a dangerous and stupid scheme that would get them all killed and all for their preciousssssssss.
~*~ Next morning ~*~
"See we told you we'd lead you out, yes we did." Gollum said.
Gen slipped and stepped in the marches, "Ew! Well. Bye bye Emyn Muil Helloooooo dead marches, grossness."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kelsi & Kels~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kelsi and Kels had complained until the others had stopped and let them rest. Currently they were discussing their friends back home.
" Man I miss Nat and GT, I wish they were here they'd be laughing at us so hard man." Kelsi said.
"KELSI!!!!!!" Everyone screamed.
Just then two figures fell from the sky and landed on Aragorn and Gimli. One stood up (the one who'd landed on Gimli).
"EW!!! I touched IT!!!" She screamed, she whipped around and her braid nailed Gandalf in his oversized nose.
"OW!"
"Oh shut up you big baby."
"NAT!!!" Kelsi and Kels yelled.
Just then the other one stood up and said, "What the F*** is going on here?"
"Well, you see Geets, Kelsi is a dumbass who's wishes all come true and (a) she wished herself, Gen and Paula here, (b) She wished me here, (c) we pissed Elrond off until he let us go with the Fellowship.."
"WOAH! Where is here?" Nat asked.
"Middle-Earth." Kels snapped, " now as I was saying, (d) we discovered that what Gen dreams comes true, she dreamt that Danielle would come here and she did, (e) the whole falling into shadow thing, Lothlorien, Boromir dying you know, oh and (f) She wished you two here."
Meanwhile the others were staring at her in shock and Kelsi was contemplating throttling for calling her a dumbass.
Author: that is all for today, I might update soon, I haven't Decided, it really depends on how many reviews I get for this story and my new one.
DT: are you tryin' to bribe the readers into reviewing your new fic?
Author: Well yes, but that's just cause no one's reviewed, and if no one reviews how am I supposed to add random reviewers to my story? Well so far it sucks but it will get better. So they wouldn't be putting themselves in a crappy story, or at least no crappier than any of my other fics but.
Vegessa: SSJ Jedi Knight: as the author bables randomly I'll finish for her, please hit the purple button in the corner and type a nice message, then go and review her new story ; If you thought my other stories were plotless... thank you.
