Boy Troubles - The Ex-Girlfriend's Trickery

(Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does)

"Touch Inuyasha and you're dead, Kagome. I mean it!"

Inuyasha had come out of his classroom, just in time to hear the end of Kagome and Kikyou's fight. He was going out to see if he could find Kagome when he heard Kikyou's voice say that last sentence. Inuyasha growled under his breath. 'Me and Kikyou are over. Why does she still care?' he asked himself.

Inuyasha whirled around when he sensed Sesshoumaru behind him. "Since your ex-girlfriend obviously won't let you near Kagome, or vice-versa, you should quit going after her. Leave Kagome to me, little brother." Inuyasha glared at him. "I"m not givng up. I don't care about Kikyou. It's all about Kagome now. I won't quit that easily, older brother."

Inuyasha walked over to Kagome, who was pouting after Kikyou. Kagome looked at Inuyasha. "Don't worry about her," Inuyasha tried his best to comfort her. Kagome's anger rose up. "DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER?! SHE'S MY SISTER! OF COURSE I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT HER! YOU'RE NOT EVEN RELATED TO HER, BAKA!"

Kagome shoved Inuyasha as she went inside the classroom, Sesshoumaru close behind. Inuyasha was sad now. 'Great. Kikyou just had to come and ruin my chances with Kagome. I'm gonna talk to that girl and tell her everything between us is over and it was along time ago!' Inuyasha prepared his talk with Kikyou in his head.

Sango and Sesshoumaru had beat him to the chairs next to Kagome. Both were trying their best to get her temper lower. Inuyasha sighed and took the seat behind Kagome. He listened in to their conversation:

"Kagome, calm down. It wasn't all that big!"

"I HATE HER! OF COURSE IT WAS BIG!"

"Listen to your friend, Kagome. She's right."

"I DON'T CARE!!!"

"Oh, Kagome! Can't you forget about your sister for once?!"

"IT'S HARD TO FORGET SOMEONE AS BITCHY AS HER!!"

"It could help to take out on my brother. She does hate you more for getting near that dog brat."

"AHHHHH! YOUR RIGHT! INUYASHA!!!!!!!!"

Inuyasha gulped. "Sesshoumaru! What's you do that for?!" he asked is brother. Sesshoumaru shrugged it off and watched in amusement. Kagome lunged for Inuyasha. Inuyasha screamed and scrambled out of his seat.

But Kagome was too fast for him. "I'M GONNA MURDER YOU, INUYASHA!!!!!!!" she screamed. Kagome grabbed him by the collar and continued to choke him. "Kagome! *gasp* air! *gasp* i need air! *gasp* please!" Sesshoumaru had the hardest time of not laughing. He had to excuse himself from the class and run to the bathroom so he could laugh.

Sango covered her eyes. "I do not want to get involved in this," she said. "I'd looooove to get involved with you, Sango!" Miroku whispered into her ear. "AHHHHHHHH! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!"

"HENTAI!"

*whack*

"I didn't do anything this time," Miroku said before falling unconscious. Inuyasha's face had turned blue from lack of oxygen. He couldn't talk. His lungs were blocked with Kagome's hands. "I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU DIE A PAINFUL AND SLOW DEATH!" Kagome screamed.

After a while, Inuyasha was in the nurse's office and Kagome was in detention. Inuyasha wanted to wait for her, but the school told him to leave. As he was walking home, Kikyou managed to catch up to him.

"What do you want," Inuyasha said grumpily. "You're not interested in my sister, are you?" Inuyasha raised his eyebrow at her. "Why do you care? We broke up." Kikyou wanted to cry. "Y-you d-don't c-care a-about m-me?" she put on a fake voice. "B-but I s-still c-care f-for y-you! E-ever s-since w- we b-broke u-up! I've a-always h-had s-some f-feelings f-for y-you!"

Inuyasha sighed. "Kikyou! Please don't cry! I'm sorry! It's just that, I see you in Kagome. That's why I lov-I-I mean-like her! Don't cry!" Inuyasha pulled Kikyou into a fierce hug. Kikyou sighed peacefully. "Thank goodness, Inuyasha." Kikyou kissed him on the cheek and left for home.

As she left, she said a couple things aloud that a certain person shouldn't have heard. "That stupid boy. He's so gullible! Like I still care for him! Ha!" She cackled to herself and walked home. Kagome stumbled out of the bushes and stared at Kikyou's leaving figure. "Even though I hate Inuyasha, I can't let him get tricked by my own sister." she sighed. "I'll help him."

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