Disclaimer: Ryouluver4evr doesn't own YGO. So take that in your face!!! Ahem....anyway...don't mind me...
RL4E: 0.0; Ok, that has got to be the 2nd weirdest disclaimer that I've ever done...Anyway! Hope ya'll know me now! If not oh well, you do now! This is THE story! Ok, not really. But it is a story, I hope. So R/R.
Summary: What happens when THE CEO, Seto Kaiba, and THE tomb robber, Bakura( The Yami) switch bodies for 1 day! Craziness ensues!!
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Bakura=Ryou, Yami Bakura=Bakura
Bakura's P.O.V (Point of View):
Okay, see, this is me. (Holds up a picture of me as an embryo) {RL4E: HAHA!!! Sorry! I couldn't resist!!} Ok...yeah, that's me. I am Bakura. No crap? you say! Well I say, yes crap! So there! Ok, back to the plot! I am happily, ok, grumpily walking downtown, because that STUPID ALBINO AIBOU of mine kicked me out of the house! Why? Because I popped his rubber duckie. So now, I'm stuck, walking ALL by myself, in a foreign place called Domino. I'm pretty sure you already knew that. Not to mention that Ryou is forcing me to go to a psychologist, because I skipped "Anger Management" classes, and I have an anger problem! So what? Don't we all? No? Well, you must be a mister/miss(es) goodie 7 shoes! And, no, that 7 is not a typo! Back to the plot! I walk in, and whom do I see, none other than that snot nosed Kaiba! Ooh, wait till I get home, Ryou, wait till I get home! You shall see what true pain is! And I don't mean talking it out on your rubber duckies or that wierd cat you used to have until I "accidentally" shoved it in the washing machine, I mean you! And now I get stuck having to sit next to him in the waiting line!!
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Kaiba's P.O.V.:
Have I ever mentioned that I hate my butler??? No? Well, I'll tell you why I do. The most unfortunate thing happened. I was off work for the day, so I decided to go and listen to my music. I turned on the radio, and guess who was on? Uh huh! Britney Spears! Of ALL the people, it had to be her! And my butler, Longshanks, was dumbfounded! He told me to go to the psychologist!! Of all the nerve!!! And when I get there, I have to sit by mister albino man with the attitude of a worm on ice!! If one even has one. Ok, let me rephrase that! He has the attitude of one of those Mad Sword Beast things! (You know, the card from Pharaoh's Servant? It's a good card, too.) Anyway, we call him Bakura, Yami Bakura. So there!
Okay, I am now sitting patiently in line with my arms folded, waiting. My curiosity overwhelmed me for once, and couldn't help but glance at what Bakura was looking at in his magazine. Ok, at one time, maybe when dinosaurs ruled the Earth, I had never thought I'd live to see the day that Bakura, most devious and cunning of all tomb robbers, drooling over a biography of Orlando Bloom, AKA Legolas from Lord of the Rings (RL4E: Don't own!!) and squealing every time he saw a picture of him. I nearly exploded, maybe even imploded, with laughter. Actually, I think I did explode, literally. I blew into a million pieces from holding in my laughter. How is that possible, you ask? Well, that's how wonderful anime is. I soon "regenerated" myself back to life.
"What the frick!?!' Bakura yelled. "How'd you do that!?!"
"Why that be simple, Oh-One-of-Being-an-Albino! Each of my cells has a life of it's own! So when I explode, I come back to life! I cannot die! It is impossibe!" I state.
". . . Okay, I think you've seen that episode of DBZ, A Hero's farewell, a little too many times!" Bakura said.
{RL4E: I know!! I can't help it! I cry every time I watch it! Poor Trunks!!!! *sobs*}
"O.....k....."
"Anyway!" I take a deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, (4 pages later)...deep, and I mean deep breath. "WHY THE FRANK ARE YOU, A FINE YOUNG MALE, DROOLING OVER PICTURES OF ORLANDO BLOOM/LEGOLAS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!??!!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!"
"I dunno," Bakura replied calmly. I gave a HUGE, as in H-U-G-E, sweatdrop.
"Uh...Mr.Gay-Albino and Mr.Snot nose! It's your turn!" some lady with a very raspy voice called.
"GAY ALBINO!?!?! TIS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!" Bakura nearly screamed.
"Well, it's true, Mr. I-love-Orlando-Bloom! AND SINCE WHEN WAS I SNOT NOSED!?! I BLOW MY NOSE!!!" I screamed.
"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET IN HERE!!!" the lady screamed back. bakura and I slowly, very slowly, walked in.
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RL4E: So, what d'ya think? I thought it turned out pretty good! And I absolutely LOOOOOOOOOOVE Orlando Bloom and Billy Boyd (Pippin)!!! ^^ Please review!
