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Bakura's P.O.V.:
Ok, I admit, I'm really not gay. You know me. I am the best at freaking people out. I was actually looking at A Psycho's Guide To Killing a CEO. And Kaiba was laughing at the fact that it had a top 10 list of how to strangle a CEO. He thought they lied, so he laughed.
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Kaiba's P.O.V.:
Yes, I was lying when I said I exploded from laughing at Bakura looking at an article of Orlando Bloom, when in reality, he was looking at something about how to strangle a CEO. I wonder who wrote that book...No matter, I can sue them easily enough! So don't get your panties in a twist, or whatever that saying is...But that's not the point.
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Bakura's P.O.V.:
Ok, so back to the plot. I walked into the room with Kaiba, and we both sat down.
"Okay, so what are you young men doing here?" the lady asked.
Kaiba spoke first. "I was listening to Britney Spears," he admitted. I gave him a glare that most certainly showed the most shock and disbelief. "...ON ACCIDENT!!!!" he yelled.
"Riiiiiiiiight........" I said. Then I explained why I was here in this horrid place. "My aibou sent me here, because I popped his rubber duckie...with my hair..."
"Your hair? How did you do that???" Kaiba asked.
"Too much hair gel. It was so hard thick and sharp, that when I was in the bathtub, I picked it up, squeaked it a few times and my hair just popped it!" I said.
"Ok, you 2 are both idiotic morons, and don't deserve to live. But today, since I'm bored out of my mind, I'll help you," the lady said.
"YOU WILL!?!?!" Kaiba and I both screeched in joy.
"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!!!" Kaiba wailed.
"Th...th...tha...THAT'S CRAP ON A STICK!! YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HELP ME!!!! COME AND FACE ME LIKE A REAL WOMAN, YOU CHICKEN!!!!" I flared.
Suddenly, the lady stopped all possible movement and glared her eviiil eyes at me. The scene was quite strange actually, I'm standing up on a couch with my teeth bared and dangerously pointing a finger at the lady, and Kaiba was just sitting there, sipping his tea while looking up at me, and the lady, who sat rigid and still looked very ticked.
"Nobody...calls...me a...chicken!!!!!!!!!!!" she snarled.
Kaiba sighed and thought to himself, "Why did I even bother coming here? or even watching Back to the Future!?!"
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Kaiba's P.O.V.:
Okay, now I REALLY wish I had a tape recorder or a video camera with me right now. Why? Because the lady got so ticked off, she charged towards Bakura, who got terrified and screamed much like a girl! So, naturally, in hearing this scream, I immediately spat out my tea and uncontrollably laughed. Unfortunately for the terrified albino, I spat the tea out on him, making him scream like 13 times in a row. This only caused me to laugh harder. Luckily for Bakura, Ryou had left his mind thought thing open and heard Bakura's screams and decided to come over to see what was going on.
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Bakura's P.O.V.:
"HOLY CANTALOUPE!!!!!!! THIS FREAKING BURNS, YOU MORON!!!!!!" I screamed at Kaiba, who was hysterically laughing. And you know what sucks about that? When someone laughs like that, I can't help but start laughing. Unfortunately, this doesn't happen to crazed psychologist people. And she came charging over to me, bellowing like a rabid bull on steroids, and began to beat the crap out of me. Don't you hate it when you're crying in pain, yet you're laughing so freaking hard at the same time???
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Ryou's P.O.V.:
I ran over to the psychologist place to see why my Yami had been screaming like that. I went inside the building and busted open the doors to the room he was in, and stopped dead in my tracks.
"Great Scott! What's going on...?" I wondered. It was a very peculiar sight indeed. Kaiba laughing his head off rolling on the floor, my Yami doing the same, only he was crying in pain, since some old lady was repeatedly punching him/choking him to death. This was way too weird.
"STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I bellowed. Surprisingly, they did. They all stared at me.
"Hey! I have a great idea!" the lady said. She pushed Kaiba and my half-dead Yami into the 2 tube things and pressed a button. I knew where this was going....
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TBC (To Be Continued)!!!!!!!!!!
RL4E: What is going to happen!?! Well, isn't it obvious!? If not, then you'll find out soon enough! Please review!!
