RL4E: Um............................oh...hi!! SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING SOONER!!!!! Welcome to chapter *4* of Swapped!! Thank you SO FREAKING MUCH for all the reviews! *bows* Let's get started with the story!! Oh, and I don't own YGO!!!

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When I say:

Bakura: or

Kaiba:

I'm referring to the bodies, the minds are vice versa, so, for example:

Bakura: "You all suck!"

Kaiba is actually saying it, but it's Bakura's body doing the work!

Now, as I've said before, it is now beginning!

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Normal P.O.V., but in script form^^!:

Old lady: "Leave NOW, and don't you DARE come back!!"

Bakura(in Kaiba's body): .

Kaiba(in Bakura's body): -.-

Ryou(in his own body): O.O

Old Lady: ^_^ "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

All but her: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*pant pant*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *runs*

Ryou: "Bakura! What the @#!$*&@&@^E%!%!@(don't ask what word that is ) are you doing?!?!"

Bakura: *is holding on for dear life to the doorway, indicating he's too upset to leave*

Kaiba: Gasp! "RYOU!?! PROFANITY!?! I never knew..." *faints*

Ryou: *grabs Bakura and tries to pull him off, but he wouldn't let go* "Bakura, we're gonna die, thanks to you!!!"

Old lady: "YOU CHOSE TO DISOBEY MY ORDERS, THEREFORE, YOU ALL SHALL DIE!!!!" *pulls out flamethrower*

Ryou: "EEK!!!!!" *hair stands on end even more than it already is*

Kaiba: *wakes up* "...What about cookies?..."

Bakura: "DON'T LET HER EAT ME!!"

Old Lady: *approaches towards....................................(HAHA!! SUSPENSE!!!!!)..............................................................................................................Kaiba!*

Kaiba: "Uh oh.....um...." *brilliantly tries to think of a good plan like always* "!! I GOT IT!!!"

Ryou and Bakura: O_O!! "What is it??"

Kaiba: "........RUN AWAY!!!!!" *runs and manages to get away*

All: O.o;;;;;;;;;;

Old Lady: "GRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bakura: *walks up right in front of her then narrows eyes* "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-(I think you get it)-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EVEN MORE, OLD HAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Old Lady and Ryou: O.O!!!!

Suddenly, Joey walks in, but seems to be sleepwalking. He runs up to the old lady, grabs the flamethrower, and holds it up to her face.

Joey: "I SAID I FRIKIN' WANTED A GIANT DONUT!!!!!!!!!!"

Old Lady: " I DON'T HAVE A GIANT DONUT!!!"

Joey: :( "THEN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!!!!!!!!!!"

With that, Joey happily burned the Old Lady into oblivion whilst yelling his battle cry, 'Eat crap!'.

Ryou: *happily runs up to Joey* "Oh, thank you SO much, Joey! I promise I'll give you a giant donut if you bring Kaiba back here now!"

Joey *wakes up*: !!! *runs out full speed and comes back 1 minute later with "Kaiba" (actually Bakura, but in Kaiba's body) over his shoulder*

Kaiba: "WTF!!!!! LEGGO!!!!!"

Joey throws Kaiba on the ground. Ryou then retrieves the flamethrower from Joey and throws it in the garbage, but Bakura steps in the way and ends up getting hit in the head by the flamethrower.

Bakura: X.X "OW! WTF, RYOU!!!!"

Ryou: "What do you mean, wtf?! WTF DID YOU GET IN THE WAY FOR!?!?!"

Bakura: *thinks* "Uh....just....SHUT UP!"

Ryou: ...-_-;;; *sarcastically* "CEO's are SO smart...."

Bakura: "I HEARD THAT!"

Ryou: "That's the whole point, Einstein! You are, after all, only 2 feet away..."

Bakura: "SHUT UP!!!!!!"

Ryou: *sighs*

Bakura (the real Kaiba) then goes over to "Kaiba" and lights his head on fire. 2 minutes later, "Kaiba" is bald.

Kaiba: "WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF BALD, NIMROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bakura: "OH %^@!#$*!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ryou: O.O;;;; "See how smart CEO's REALLY are?????"

The confrontation continued and Ryou had enough time to make Joey a giant donut, which he happily ate...

Kaiba *now wearing a black pimp/rapper hat*: "Lez go home, homies!"

All but "Kaiba": O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;

So they went home.

Only....

Bakura in Kaiba's bald-headed body went to where Kaiba lived, and Kaiba in Bakura's body went home with Ryou...

WHAT CREAZINESS WILL HAPPEN!!?!?!?!

TBC!!

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RL4E: So, what d'ya think??? I loved it! Please review!!!