Boy Troubles - the Break Up and a New Foe

(Dislcaimer: I do not own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does)

The class stared at Hojo. Hojo stared at Kagome. Inuyasha growled deep in his throat. "Why does he keep staring at you?" he whispered to Kagome. Kagome shrugged. "It doesn't matter," she whispered back. "It's not like i'm gonna fall for him!"

The teacher smiled proudly. "We have another rich student in our school! Hojo comes from a very wealthy family."

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru growled. The class tensed up. The teacher froze. "Well, he's not as rich as Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru of coarse!" she said carefully.

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru looked at her and nodded. Everyone let out a sigh. The teacher looked at the class. "Sit behind Miroku. It's the boy that looks like you," she said. Hojo snorted.

"That moron looks nothing like me! How dare you compare me to that maggot!" He glared at the teacher. "I can sue you and this school if you argue with me!" he bellowed.

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru sweat dropped. "I am not sitting next to that poor excuse of a man!" Hojo pointed at Miroku. Sango stood up, causing her chair to fall backward.

"HOW DARE YOU!" she yelled. This suprised the whole class. Kagome was usually the one who made the outbirsts, not Sango.

Hojo glared hard at her. "YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO YELL AT ME!" he yelled (LOL). Sango squeezed her boomerang. Miroku, Sesshoumaru, Kikyou, Kagome, and Inuyasha noticed this. They all shivered slightly.

"YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK TO MIROKU LIKE THAT, YA BIG JERK!" Sango yelled. Hojo's face was a bright red. "HE'S A MAGGOT AND YOU'RE A WHORE!"

Sango lifted up her boomerang and sent it towards Hojo. It hit Hojo right on the head and returned back to Sango.

Hojo's eyes rolled, then he fainted. The teacher screamed and ran for the phone. "Send the nurse over here! The new boy has been knocked out!"

The gang (Miroku, Kagome, Inuyasha) burst out laughing. They were laughing so hard they nearly fell off their chairs. Kikyou's eyes were full of tears. She was laughing really hard too.

Sesshoumaru, being all serious, let a smile creep up his face. He wanted to laugh but couldn't do it in front of the class. So he got up and used his youkai speed to go to the bathroom (just like last time when Kagome was strangling Inuyasha).

Inuyasha laughed harder when he used his youkai powers to hear Sesshoumaru's laugh.

The nurse came in and dragged out the unconsious Hojo.

****************************************** The Park

"That was so funny!" Kikyou said, going over the incident in class. Sesshoumaru smiled. "I guess it was pretty funny." Kikyou slapped him on the back playfully. "You know it was funny!"

Sesshoumaru sighed. "Fine, fine. It was funny." Kikyou laughed. Sesshoumaru looked at Kikyou. "Kikyou, I've never seen you like this. So happy and playful."

Kikyou stopped laughing and gave him a curious look. "What do you mean?" Sesshoumaru shrugged. "Nevermind." He moved close so he could give her a nice, long, kiss.

Kikyou went near him too but froze when she stared at his face. Sesshoumaru stared at her. "YOU WEAR EYE SHADOW???!!!!" she shreiked. Kikyou stood up off the bench they were sitting on.

Sesshoumaru growled. "It's not eye shadow. It's demon markings (that's for LovelyLioness57 if you're reading this)."

Kikyou stared at him. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE GAY????!!! EWWW! YOU'RE SO GROSS!" she backed away from him. Sesshoumaru stood up and blew up the bench.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Kikyou glared at hm. "YOU SICKO! WE'RE BREAKING UP!"