Boy Troubles - Sesshy out, Sesshoumaru In
(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does)
"ARGH! YES ALREADY! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!"
"Sorry. Um, you sure?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*beep*
"Kagome? You there??"
"Kagomeee?"
"Helloooo?"
"Anybody there?"
"Hello??"
"If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
"What the fuck?"
"Kagome?! Don't tell me you hung up on me!"
"If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
"I can't believe her!"
"How rude!"
"If you would like to -----"
*beep*
Inuyasha slammed the phone back onto the reciever. 'That bitch hung up on me!' Inuyasha said to himself.
Inuyasha let out a wail and continued picking up the phone and smashing it down onto the reciever over and over again.
"Inuyasha, what are you doing?" a calm voice asked.
"Eh?" Inuyasha turned around to see Sesshoumaru in the doorway with a raised eyebrow. "Nothing."
Sesshoumaru gave him a blank stare, then continued the walk to his room. Inuyasha was about to slam the phone on the reciever again when a thought popped into his mind.
'Oh shit his room!'
"INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*gulp*
***************************************** Kagome's House
Kagome had her back leaned against Souta's bed. She was reading a magazine while Souta played with little action figures.
After a while, Souta sighed and put down his toys. Kagome looked up from her magazine. "What's wrong, Souta-chan?"
Souta looked at Kagome. "How long are you gonna stay in my room?" he asked. Kagome blinked at him. "When Kikyou's done being over sensitive i'll leave."
Souta tilted his head. "How long with that take?" Kagome smirked.
"A loooooooooooong time."
***************************************** Next Day at School
Everyone stared at Inuyasha. "Quit staring!" Inuyasha yelled. Kagome, Sango, and Miroku sweat dropped. Kagome pointed at his head. "What happened to you?"
Five large bumps were settled on Inuyasha's head. But those weren't the only things on his head - two ice packs were right on top of the five bumps.
"Feh!" Kagome crossed her arms. "Inuyasha! I hope this isn't about our conversation on the phone yesterday."
Inuyasha glared at her. "You hung up on me!" Kagome just stared at him. "How long did it take for you to notice, THIS time?" she asked, a bored tone in her voice.
Inuyasha's face turned red. "Whatever."
"THIS time?" Miroku asked. "What do you mean?" Kagome giggled. "Inuyasha, being a demon and all, still has no idea what it means when a little click/beep noise is heard over the phone."
Sango and Miroku burst out laughing. "Shut up!" Inuyasha yelled. "It's not my fault demons aren't accustomed to phones!"
"I bet your brother knows what it means when the hang up noise is heard," Miroku said between laughs. Inuyasha bopped him on the head, causing him to fall unconscious.
"Why yes, I do." Everyone (except Miroku because he's unconscious) turned around to see Sesshoumaru. He glared murder at Inuyasha. Inuyasha just pouted.
"Well, didn't notice ya there. Sorry," Kagome said, trying to ease up the tenseness in the hall. Sesshoumaru shrugged. He made his way passed Sango and Miroku.
He and Inuyasha glared at eachother before Sesshoumaru took Kagome's wrist and practically pulled her into the classroom.
"Hey!" Inuyasha ran in after them. Sango groaned and leaned Miroku on her shoulder, while wrapping her free arm around him. She dragged him after the brothers and Kagome.
Inside the old seating chart had returned: Kagome in the middle, Sesshoumaru on the left, Inuyasha on the right, Miroku and Sango in the back, and Kikyou with the popular snobs.
Kagome, in the old position, had her head laid flat on the desk while the two brothers bickered.
"She's taken, okay?"
"Maybe I can change her mind."
"Kagome isn't stupid enough to fall for you, right Kagome?"
*murmer*
"See! Told ya."
"I couldn't even understand her."
"She said she'd never be stupid enough to fall for you."
"Yeah right."
"I'm serious!"
"I don't believe you."
"You calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"What the--"
"Yes. I"m calling you a liar, Inuyasha."
"Why you bastard!"
"Tsk, tsk. Not infront of the lady."
"Wha?"
"No swearing infront of Kagome."
"Feh! I'll swear whenever I want!"
"Not infront of Kagome, you will!"
"But she doesn't even care!"
"How do you know?"
"Cuz i'm her boyfriend, baka!"
"Not for long."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"You're too stupid to understand."
"I'm not stupid!"
"Sure. And not knowing when someone hangs up isn't stupid?"
"Oh shut up!"
"You're embarassed and ashamed of that little fiasco."
"Stop it!"
"Admit it. You're stupid."
"Am not!"
"Are to."
"Am not!"
"Are to."
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I'm gonna end it there because that little convo is gonna go on for a loooooong time and I don't think you're gonna wanna stick around to hear the rest of it or else you'll be here for a while. Next chap: Sesshoumaru gets to know Hojo a little!
(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does)
"ARGH! YES ALREADY! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!"
"Sorry. Um, you sure?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*beep*
"Kagome? You there??"
"Kagomeee?"
"Helloooo?"
"Anybody there?"
"Hello??"
"If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
"What the fuck?"
"Kagome?! Don't tell me you hung up on me!"
"If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
"I can't believe her!"
"How rude!"
"If you would like to -----"
*beep*
Inuyasha slammed the phone back onto the reciever. 'That bitch hung up on me!' Inuyasha said to himself.
Inuyasha let out a wail and continued picking up the phone and smashing it down onto the reciever over and over again.
"Inuyasha, what are you doing?" a calm voice asked.
"Eh?" Inuyasha turned around to see Sesshoumaru in the doorway with a raised eyebrow. "Nothing."
Sesshoumaru gave him a blank stare, then continued the walk to his room. Inuyasha was about to slam the phone on the reciever again when a thought popped into his mind.
'Oh shit his room!'
"INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*gulp*
***************************************** Kagome's House
Kagome had her back leaned against Souta's bed. She was reading a magazine while Souta played with little action figures.
After a while, Souta sighed and put down his toys. Kagome looked up from her magazine. "What's wrong, Souta-chan?"
Souta looked at Kagome. "How long are you gonna stay in my room?" he asked. Kagome blinked at him. "When Kikyou's done being over sensitive i'll leave."
Souta tilted his head. "How long with that take?" Kagome smirked.
"A loooooooooooong time."
***************************************** Next Day at School
Everyone stared at Inuyasha. "Quit staring!" Inuyasha yelled. Kagome, Sango, and Miroku sweat dropped. Kagome pointed at his head. "What happened to you?"
Five large bumps were settled on Inuyasha's head. But those weren't the only things on his head - two ice packs were right on top of the five bumps.
"Feh!" Kagome crossed her arms. "Inuyasha! I hope this isn't about our conversation on the phone yesterday."
Inuyasha glared at her. "You hung up on me!" Kagome just stared at him. "How long did it take for you to notice, THIS time?" she asked, a bored tone in her voice.
Inuyasha's face turned red. "Whatever."
"THIS time?" Miroku asked. "What do you mean?" Kagome giggled. "Inuyasha, being a demon and all, still has no idea what it means when a little click/beep noise is heard over the phone."
Sango and Miroku burst out laughing. "Shut up!" Inuyasha yelled. "It's not my fault demons aren't accustomed to phones!"
"I bet your brother knows what it means when the hang up noise is heard," Miroku said between laughs. Inuyasha bopped him on the head, causing him to fall unconscious.
"Why yes, I do." Everyone (except Miroku because he's unconscious) turned around to see Sesshoumaru. He glared murder at Inuyasha. Inuyasha just pouted.
"Well, didn't notice ya there. Sorry," Kagome said, trying to ease up the tenseness in the hall. Sesshoumaru shrugged. He made his way passed Sango and Miroku.
He and Inuyasha glared at eachother before Sesshoumaru took Kagome's wrist and practically pulled her into the classroom.
"Hey!" Inuyasha ran in after them. Sango groaned and leaned Miroku on her shoulder, while wrapping her free arm around him. She dragged him after the brothers and Kagome.
Inside the old seating chart had returned: Kagome in the middle, Sesshoumaru on the left, Inuyasha on the right, Miroku and Sango in the back, and Kikyou with the popular snobs.
Kagome, in the old position, had her head laid flat on the desk while the two brothers bickered.
"She's taken, okay?"
"Maybe I can change her mind."
"Kagome isn't stupid enough to fall for you, right Kagome?"
*murmer*
"See! Told ya."
"I couldn't even understand her."
"She said she'd never be stupid enough to fall for you."
"Yeah right."
"I'm serious!"
"I don't believe you."
"You calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"What the--"
"Yes. I"m calling you a liar, Inuyasha."
"Why you bastard!"
"Tsk, tsk. Not infront of the lady."
"Wha?"
"No swearing infront of Kagome."
"Feh! I'll swear whenever I want!"
"Not infront of Kagome, you will!"
"But she doesn't even care!"
"How do you know?"
"Cuz i'm her boyfriend, baka!"
"Not for long."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"You're too stupid to understand."
"I'm not stupid!"
"Sure. And not knowing when someone hangs up isn't stupid?"
"Oh shut up!"
"You're embarassed and ashamed of that little fiasco."
"Stop it!"
"Admit it. You're stupid."
"Am not!"
"Are to."
"Am not!"
"Are to."
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I'm gonna end it there because that little convo is gonna go on for a loooooong time and I don't think you're gonna wanna stick around to hear the rest of it or else you'll be here for a while. Next chap: Sesshoumaru gets to know Hojo a little!
