Boy Troubles - Sesshoumaru Teaches Hojo a Lesson
(Dislcaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does)
Sesshoumaru (much to Inuyasha's despair) walked home with the gang. Kagome was stuck listening to their bickering throughout the way.
'I want to go home,' Kagome said to herself, over and over and over again.
"Is today next time, Kagome?" (see Miroku the Traitor if you don't remember where that came from) a cool voice asked. Everyone turned around to see Hojo's limo (once again ) parked by the sidewalk.
"What?" Kagome asked in confusion. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha made low growls. "You said I could drive you home next time, Kagome. Is that today?"
Everyone (except Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru; they just glared) sweat dropped. "Uh....." Kagome was lost at words.
Inuyasha blinked and looked at her. "What do you mean, Uh?! You're not going with him!" Inuyasha grabbed her arm and pulled her. "Inuyasha! Let go!"
"Come on!"
Kagome grew angrier. "If you're gonna act like this, then maybe I will go with Hojo!" Inuyasha's eyes widened and he dropped Kagome's arm. He spun around to glare at her.
"You can't be serious!" Kagome held up her chin. "I am." Kagome spun around, making sure her hair hit Inuyasha's face, and walked over to Hojo's limo. "Besides, I need a rest from walking."
Kagome got in the limo and drove home with Hojo. Everyone just stared after the limo, shock written on their faces. "I can't believe her!" Inuyasha wailed. Sesshoumaru growled. Sango's jaw had dropped.
"Notty, notty," Miroku said, waving his finger. Sango hit him on the back of his head, making him fall unconscious.
"I'm going after them," Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru said at the same time. Inuyasha glared at his half brother.
"You're not going! I'M her boyfriend! Not you!"
"I'm still concerned about her safety. Especially with you and that Hobo person."
"His name's Hopo and she's perfectly safe with me!"
"I don't think so and his name's Homo."
"His name is Holo and she trusts me!"
Sango frowned. "JUST GO AFTER HER YOU BAKAS!" she screamed. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru stopped their arguement to look at her.
"Don't yell Sango! I've got sensitive ears!" Inuyasha complained. "I prefer you talk in a lower voice, wench," Sesshoumaru said.
Sango glared at them both. She lifted her boomerang and hit Inuyasha on the head. She aimed for Sesshoumaru but he ducked.
Inuyasha sat on the floor rubbing his head. Sango stared at him. "Figures. You're youkai, Miroku's human. I was hoping you'd fall unconscious too." Inuyasha growled.
None of them had noticed Miroku was already awake and he was touching Sango's ass. Sango turned red and screamed.
"HENTAI!"
She was swinging her boomerang when Miroku calmly held up his hand. Sango paused and eyed him suspicously. "Have you two noticed Sesshoumaru's gone?" he said calmly.
"WHAT?!" Inuyasha screamed. He turned around and sure enough, Sesshoumaru was no where in sight. Sango put down her boomerang. "Smart move, houshi," Sango said.
Miroku smiled. "Why that bastard!" Inuyasha leaped onto the trees and followed Sesshoumaru's scent.
Sango ran after him. "Where are you going?" Miroku asked. "I'm gonna help my best friend, duh!" Sango called after her.
Miroku shrugged and followed after her.
A long way ahead, Sesshoumaru was right behind Hojo's limo. He jumped on the roof and tore it open. Kagome shreiked and Hojo screamed like a little girl. Sesshoumaru lifted Kagome out of her seat and threw her to the sky, knowing Inuyasha was close.
Inuyasha was on the tree behind them when he saw Kagome's screaming figure hurdling through the sky. Inuyasha screamed and jumped up. He caught Kagome bridal style and landed on the sidewalk.
Kagome was in shock, clutching her heart. She looked at Inuyasha and fainted. Inuyasha growled and looked at Sesshoumaru.
He set down Kagome and yelled,"DUMB ASS! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THROW GIRLS IN THE AIR!!!!"
"Kagome!" Inuyasha turned around to see Sango cradling Kagome. Behind her was an exhausted Miroku.
Back to the Sesshoumaru and Hojo: Sesshoumaru grabbed Hojo by the neck and lifted him out of the car. Hojo struggled for air.
"Never go near Kagome again," Sesshoumaru said sternly. His cold face showed a hint of high anger. Hojo gulped.
Sesshoumaru's hand glowed green. "I'll kill you next time you do," he said, before dropping Hojo back in the car.
Hojo passed out in the limo. Sesshoumaru jumped off and went over to where Kagome and ther rest of the group were. Kagome was awake and she was strangling Inuyasha.
"Since you're brother isn't here I'll blame you for nearly killing me!" Kagome yelled. Inuyasha's face turned from red, to blue, to purple.
Miroku, Sango, and Sesshoumaru watched this in amusement. Sango calmly tapped Kagome on the shoudler.
"What!"
Sango stepped back. "Uh, Sesshoumaru's right here." Kagome dropped Inuyasha and spun around. Sesshoumaru had his arms crossed, amusement twinkling in his eyes.
Kagome's face turned an angry red.
"Sesshoumaru!!!!!!!"
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Well, i'm not gonna put what she did after that in the next chapter. I'll just tell you right here. Kagome tried to hurt Sesshoumaru but he was too fast and Kagome got tired and gave up. There. Next chap: Uh...............
(Dislcaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does)
Sesshoumaru (much to Inuyasha's despair) walked home with the gang. Kagome was stuck listening to their bickering throughout the way.
'I want to go home,' Kagome said to herself, over and over and over again.
"Is today next time, Kagome?" (see Miroku the Traitor if you don't remember where that came from) a cool voice asked. Everyone turned around to see Hojo's limo (once again ) parked by the sidewalk.
"What?" Kagome asked in confusion. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha made low growls. "You said I could drive you home next time, Kagome. Is that today?"
Everyone (except Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru; they just glared) sweat dropped. "Uh....." Kagome was lost at words.
Inuyasha blinked and looked at her. "What do you mean, Uh?! You're not going with him!" Inuyasha grabbed her arm and pulled her. "Inuyasha! Let go!"
"Come on!"
Kagome grew angrier. "If you're gonna act like this, then maybe I will go with Hojo!" Inuyasha's eyes widened and he dropped Kagome's arm. He spun around to glare at her.
"You can't be serious!" Kagome held up her chin. "I am." Kagome spun around, making sure her hair hit Inuyasha's face, and walked over to Hojo's limo. "Besides, I need a rest from walking."
Kagome got in the limo and drove home with Hojo. Everyone just stared after the limo, shock written on their faces. "I can't believe her!" Inuyasha wailed. Sesshoumaru growled. Sango's jaw had dropped.
"Notty, notty," Miroku said, waving his finger. Sango hit him on the back of his head, making him fall unconscious.
"I'm going after them," Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru said at the same time. Inuyasha glared at his half brother.
"You're not going! I'M her boyfriend! Not you!"
"I'm still concerned about her safety. Especially with you and that Hobo person."
"His name's Hopo and she's perfectly safe with me!"
"I don't think so and his name's Homo."
"His name is Holo and she trusts me!"
Sango frowned. "JUST GO AFTER HER YOU BAKAS!" she screamed. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru stopped their arguement to look at her.
"Don't yell Sango! I've got sensitive ears!" Inuyasha complained. "I prefer you talk in a lower voice, wench," Sesshoumaru said.
Sango glared at them both. She lifted her boomerang and hit Inuyasha on the head. She aimed for Sesshoumaru but he ducked.
Inuyasha sat on the floor rubbing his head. Sango stared at him. "Figures. You're youkai, Miroku's human. I was hoping you'd fall unconscious too." Inuyasha growled.
None of them had noticed Miroku was already awake and he was touching Sango's ass. Sango turned red and screamed.
"HENTAI!"
She was swinging her boomerang when Miroku calmly held up his hand. Sango paused and eyed him suspicously. "Have you two noticed Sesshoumaru's gone?" he said calmly.
"WHAT?!" Inuyasha screamed. He turned around and sure enough, Sesshoumaru was no where in sight. Sango put down her boomerang. "Smart move, houshi," Sango said.
Miroku smiled. "Why that bastard!" Inuyasha leaped onto the trees and followed Sesshoumaru's scent.
Sango ran after him. "Where are you going?" Miroku asked. "I'm gonna help my best friend, duh!" Sango called after her.
Miroku shrugged and followed after her.
A long way ahead, Sesshoumaru was right behind Hojo's limo. He jumped on the roof and tore it open. Kagome shreiked and Hojo screamed like a little girl. Sesshoumaru lifted Kagome out of her seat and threw her to the sky, knowing Inuyasha was close.
Inuyasha was on the tree behind them when he saw Kagome's screaming figure hurdling through the sky. Inuyasha screamed and jumped up. He caught Kagome bridal style and landed on the sidewalk.
Kagome was in shock, clutching her heart. She looked at Inuyasha and fainted. Inuyasha growled and looked at Sesshoumaru.
He set down Kagome and yelled,"DUMB ASS! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THROW GIRLS IN THE AIR!!!!"
"Kagome!" Inuyasha turned around to see Sango cradling Kagome. Behind her was an exhausted Miroku.
Back to the Sesshoumaru and Hojo: Sesshoumaru grabbed Hojo by the neck and lifted him out of the car. Hojo struggled for air.
"Never go near Kagome again," Sesshoumaru said sternly. His cold face showed a hint of high anger. Hojo gulped.
Sesshoumaru's hand glowed green. "I'll kill you next time you do," he said, before dropping Hojo back in the car.
Hojo passed out in the limo. Sesshoumaru jumped off and went over to where Kagome and ther rest of the group were. Kagome was awake and she was strangling Inuyasha.
"Since you're brother isn't here I'll blame you for nearly killing me!" Kagome yelled. Inuyasha's face turned from red, to blue, to purple.
Miroku, Sango, and Sesshoumaru watched this in amusement. Sango calmly tapped Kagome on the shoudler.
"What!"
Sango stepped back. "Uh, Sesshoumaru's right here." Kagome dropped Inuyasha and spun around. Sesshoumaru had his arms crossed, amusement twinkling in his eyes.
Kagome's face turned an angry red.
"Sesshoumaru!!!!!!!"
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Well, i'm not gonna put what she did after that in the next chapter. I'll just tell you right here. Kagome tried to hurt Sesshoumaru but he was too fast and Kagome got tired and gave up. There. Next chap: Uh...............
