Boy Troubles - Are We There Yet?
(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does.)
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we--"
"NO NO NO!!!"
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we---"
"May I answer this, Lady Kagome?"
"Be my guest, Shippo."
*ahem*
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we there yet?"
*silence*
"HELLO! I SAID ARE WE---"
"INUYASHA SHUT UP!!!!"
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we---
"GOOD HEAVENS NO!"
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we--"
"Lord Inuyasha can you stop asking that?"
"Quit talking like you're from the old age, Shitto!"
"It's Shippo."
"Whatever Shitto."
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we---"
"NO!"
"Lemme finish my sentence for once!"
"INUYASHA!!!"
"You're making her mad."
"I told you to shut up!"
"Make me!"
"YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!"
*whack*
"Kagome he hit me."
"Inuyasha! Don't hit Shippo while i'm driving!"
"Whatever."
"INUYASHA!"
"Sorry.... SHITTO!"
"ARRRGGGHH!!!!"
******************************Miroku's Car
"Miroku are we almost there?"
"Not quite, love."
*groan*
"Now are we there?"
"Kagura..."
"I'm simply asking if we're there!"
"We're not, okay?"
"Okay."
"Now?"
"NO!"
"Don't yell, Miroku-chan!"
"Sorry. Will this make you feel better?"
*squeezes Kagura's ass*
"Hmmmm.... that feels good..."
******************************* Kouga's Car
"You're beautiful Sango...."
"Yes I know."
"Do you know how beautiful?"
"Kouga keep your eyes on the road."
"But you're so beautiful!"
"KOUGA!"
*honk*
"You almost hit that truck!"
"Sorry my dear Sango."
*groan*
"Hey! You're stll not watching the road!"
"You're face captures my eyes and my heart!"
"AHHH! KOUGA!"
*honk honk!*
"MOTHER FUCKERS!"
"Kouga that guy just cursed at us."
"If that bothers you i'll go kill him."
"NO!"
"Yes love."
"T_T"
**************************** Kikyou's Car
*sings to radio*
"THE TIDE IS HIGH BUT I'M HOLDING ON!!!!!!"
"I'M GONNA BE YOUR NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!"
*ring ring*
"Hello? Kikyou speaking!"
"QUIT SINGING! YOUR VOICE HURTS MY EARS!"
"Inu-chan?"
"I CAN HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!"
"But I have a beautiful voice!"
"NO YA DON'T!"
"Inu-chan why do you hurt me so?!"
"JUST QUIT SINGING BITCH!"
"WAHHH!!!"
"Shut up!!!!!!!"
*click*
"Inu-chan hung up on me!!! WAHHHH!"
****************************** Sesshoumaru's Limo
"Wine sir?"
"No."
"Yes sir."
"You want me to turn on the wide screen tv sir?"
"No."
"Yes sir."
"You want---"
"Jaken shut up and drive."
"Yes sir."
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I know that was just a weird and stupid chapter. Next chap: We're finally there!
(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does.)
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we--"
"NO NO NO!!!"
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we---"
"May I answer this, Lady Kagome?"
"Be my guest, Shippo."
*ahem*
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we there yet?"
*silence*
"HELLO! I SAID ARE WE---"
"INUYASHA SHUT UP!!!!"
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we---
"GOOD HEAVENS NO!"
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we--"
"Lord Inuyasha can you stop asking that?"
"Quit talking like you're from the old age, Shitto!"
"It's Shippo."
"Whatever Shitto."
** 2 seconds later**
"Are we---"
"NO!"
"Lemme finish my sentence for once!"
"INUYASHA!!!"
"You're making her mad."
"I told you to shut up!"
"Make me!"
"YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!"
*whack*
"Kagome he hit me."
"Inuyasha! Don't hit Shippo while i'm driving!"
"Whatever."
"INUYASHA!"
"Sorry.... SHITTO!"
"ARRRGGGHH!!!!"
******************************Miroku's Car
"Miroku are we almost there?"
"Not quite, love."
*groan*
"Now are we there?"
"Kagura..."
"I'm simply asking if we're there!"
"We're not, okay?"
"Okay."
"Now?"
"NO!"
"Don't yell, Miroku-chan!"
"Sorry. Will this make you feel better?"
*squeezes Kagura's ass*
"Hmmmm.... that feels good..."
******************************* Kouga's Car
"You're beautiful Sango...."
"Yes I know."
"Do you know how beautiful?"
"Kouga keep your eyes on the road."
"But you're so beautiful!"
"KOUGA!"
*honk*
"You almost hit that truck!"
"Sorry my dear Sango."
*groan*
"Hey! You're stll not watching the road!"
"You're face captures my eyes and my heart!"
"AHHH! KOUGA!"
*honk honk!*
"MOTHER FUCKERS!"
"Kouga that guy just cursed at us."
"If that bothers you i'll go kill him."
"NO!"
"Yes love."
"T_T"
**************************** Kikyou's Car
*sings to radio*
"THE TIDE IS HIGH BUT I'M HOLDING ON!!!!!!"
"I'M GONNA BE YOUR NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!"
*ring ring*
"Hello? Kikyou speaking!"
"QUIT SINGING! YOUR VOICE HURTS MY EARS!"
"Inu-chan?"
"I CAN HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!"
"But I have a beautiful voice!"
"NO YA DON'T!"
"Inu-chan why do you hurt me so?!"
"JUST QUIT SINGING BITCH!"
"WAHHH!!!"
"Shut up!!!!!!!"
*click*
"Inu-chan hung up on me!!! WAHHHH!"
****************************** Sesshoumaru's Limo
"Wine sir?"
"No."
"Yes sir."
"You want me to turn on the wide screen tv sir?"
"No."
"Yes sir."
"You want---"
"Jaken shut up and drive."
"Yes sir."
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I know that was just a weird and stupid chapter. Next chap: We're finally there!
