Boy Troubles - Are We There Yet?

(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does.)

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

** 2 seconds later**

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

** 2 seconds later**

"Are we--"

"NO NO NO!!!"

** 2 seconds later**

"Are we---"

"May I answer this, Lady Kagome?"

"Be my guest, Shippo."

*ahem*

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

** 2 seconds later**

"Are we there yet?"

*silence*

"HELLO! I SAID ARE WE---"

"INUYASHA SHUT UP!!!!"

** 2 seconds later**

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

** 2 seconds later**

"Are we---

"GOOD HEAVENS NO!"

** 2 seconds later**

"Are we--"

"Lord Inuyasha can you stop asking that?"

"Quit talking like you're from the old age, Shitto!"

"It's Shippo."

"Whatever Shitto."

** 2 seconds later**

"Are we---"

"NO!"

"Lemme finish my sentence for once!"

"INUYASHA!!!"

"You're making her mad."

"I told you to shut up!"

"Make me!"

"YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!"

*whack*

"Kagome he hit me."

"Inuyasha! Don't hit Shippo while i'm driving!"

"Whatever."

"INUYASHA!"

"Sorry.... SHITTO!"

"ARRRGGGHH!!!!"

******************************Miroku's Car

"Miroku are we almost there?"

"Not quite, love."

*groan*

"Now are we there?"

"Kagura..."

"I'm simply asking if we're there!"

"We're not, okay?"

"Okay."

"Now?"

"NO!"

"Don't yell, Miroku-chan!"

"Sorry. Will this make you feel better?"

*squeezes Kagura's ass*

"Hmmmm.... that feels good..."

******************************* Kouga's Car

"You're beautiful Sango...."

"Yes I know."

"Do you know how beautiful?"

"Kouga keep your eyes on the road."

"But you're so beautiful!"

"KOUGA!"

*honk*

"You almost hit that truck!"

"Sorry my dear Sango."

*groan*

"Hey! You're stll not watching the road!"

"You're face captures my eyes and my heart!"

"AHHH! KOUGA!"

*honk honk!*

"MOTHER FUCKERS!"

"Kouga that guy just cursed at us."

"If that bothers you i'll go kill him."

"NO!"

"Yes love."

"T_T"

**************************** Kikyou's Car

*sings to radio*

"THE TIDE IS HIGH BUT I'M HOLDING ON!!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA BE YOUR NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!"

*ring ring*

"Hello? Kikyou speaking!"

"QUIT SINGING! YOUR VOICE HURTS MY EARS!"

"Inu-chan?"

"I CAN HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!"

"But I have a beautiful voice!"

"NO YA DON'T!"

"Inu-chan why do you hurt me so?!"

"JUST QUIT SINGING BITCH!"

"WAHHH!!!"

"Shut up!!!!!!!"

*click*

"Inu-chan hung up on me!!! WAHHHH!"

****************************** Sesshoumaru's Limo

"Wine sir?"

"No."

"Yes sir."

"You want me to turn on the wide screen tv sir?"

"No."

"Yes sir."

"You want---"

"Jaken shut up and drive."

"Yes sir."

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I know that was just a weird and stupid chapter. Next chap: We're finally there!