Boy Troubles - Pros & Cons of Camping

(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does-same goes for the movie "Parent Trap"... you'll see why)

"OWWWW!!!!!"

Kouga (who was it during hide and seek in the dark) fell over the couch and landed on Inuyasha's lap.

"GET OFF ME YA WOLF!!"

Kouga accidently punched him in the nose. "What the fuck was that?!" Kouga asked. "That was my nose stupid!" Inuyasha yelled, bonking him on the head.

All of a sudden the lights flickered on. Kagome stood by the light switch sweat dropping. "I don't think this is working out," she said. Everyone nodded.

Kagome looked at Inuyasha. "Inuyasha? Whats wrong with your nose? It's all red and swollen!" Inuyasha screamed and ran to the bathroom.

Shippo smiled at Kagome. "Tomorrow morning I say we go out in the forest."

"Not the forest again!" Inuyasha yelled from the bathroom. Shippo leaned into Kagome's ear. "He's just afraid i'll push him in the river again!"

"I HEARD THAT! YOU DID PUSH ME! I KNEW IT!" Inuyasha slammed open the bathroom door with a huge band aid on his nose.

Shippo gulped and ran away.

**************************** Next Morning

*RING!!*

Kagome screamed and punched the nearest thing above her.

"AHHH! BITCH MY NOSE!" Kagome looked up at Inuyasha who was clutching his bleeding nose. "YOU'RE WORSE THAN KOUGA!" Inuyasha ran to the bathroom again.

Kagome looked at the floor and noticed Inuyasha had dropped a bell.'So that's what he was waking me up with!'

Kagome got out of her sleeping bag and dressed up. She put on some shorts, a spaghetti strap, and a vest.

She packed up water and a flashlight in her backpack. Kagome was lured to the kitchen to the scent of chocolate pancakes.

But what she saw shocked her to the fullest.

Kikyou and Shippo were in the kitchen together. Shippo was teaching Kikyou how to cook (Kikyou was wearing a PINK apron).

Kikyou and Shippo laughed together as Kikyou kept messing up. "Um, hi guys.." the two spun around and blushed furiously at Kagome.

Kikyou dropped her spatula and ran to the dining table and sat down. "I wasn't doing anything!" she called.

After everyone else woke up and ate, they left the cabin.

"I'll be the leader!" Inuyasha volunteered. "I'll be the leader!" Shippo said after him. Everyone agreed.

"I called it first!" Inuyasha complained. Kagome stared at him. "You did?"

Minutes later they were lost. "See! If I was the leader I wouldn't have gotten us lost!" Inuyasha yelled.

Shippo had a confused look on his face. "My map is leading me off track..."

Kagome spun around and glared at Inuyasha. "You were supposed to pack the map, Inuyasha!"

"I did pack the map!" he yelled back. "I think you gave me the wrong map," Shippo said, still confused.

Sango hit Inuyasha on the head with her boomerang. "Baka!"

Sesshoumaru looked up at the sky. "It will be night in a few minutes. We should just camp out here."

"Are you crazy?!" Kikyou yelled, swatting her arms and legs. "Mosquitos will eat me to death!"

"And they aren't already?" Kagura pointed out. Kikyou glared at her. "Shut up!"

Shippo smiled brightly. "I know where the lake is! We can camp there!" Kouga cleared his throat and pointed ahead. Everyone looked up and saw a big lake with a nice clearing next to it.

Shippo blushed and they made their way to their new camp.

After a half hour of setting up tents and sleeping bags everyone was ready to camp out.

They all sat around the fire place eating fish. Kikyou stared down at her plate. "I don't like fish... i'll skip dinner." She stood up and looked at Shippo.

"What are we eating for breakfast?"

"Fish."

Kikyou groaned and walked over to her tent. Kikyou had brought a PINK inflatable bed. She jumped on it and fell asleep.

Everyone else finished up their food and went to their tents. The only two who stayed up were Kagura and Sango.

"What's the plan again?" Kagura asked as they entered Kikyou's tent. "We're just gonna play a little trick on Kikyou that's all!" Sango said, carefully lifting up Kikyou and her bed. Kagura took the other side and they walked out the tent.

Kikyou was a heavy sleeper so they didn't worry about waking her up. They set the bed on the river's bank and gave a mighty push.

Kikyou and her bed went floating out in the middle of the lake.

***************************** Next Morning

Kikyou lay in bed sleeping wonderfully. She fluttered her delicate eyes open. She looked around and her eyes widened.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone woke up and unzipped their tents. They all started cracking up at the sight. Kikyou was standing on her bed in the middle of the lake.

But all at once her bed tipped and she fell in the lake's cold waters.

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MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I am evil! LOL! Next chap: you'll see!