Boy Troubles - Peeping Toms Shouldn't Peep
(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does)
Kikyou angrily made her way to the river bank. She stomped up to Kagome and backhanded her roughly.
The youkai boys growled fiercly and would've lunged at her if the girls hadn't held them back.
"You bitch! I didn't think you'd sink low enough to play that prank on me!" Kikyou screamed. Kagome had her hand on her cheek but glared menacingly at her.
"I didn't do anything to you nor would I try or want to!" Kikyou just backhanded her again. "Liar!"
Sango had heard enough. She picked up one some firewood from last night's fire and slammed it arcross Kikyou's back.
Kikyou gasped and fell into Kagome's arms.
Sesshoumaru instantly rushed over to her out of instinct. Kagome stared at Sango in shock.
"Why did you do that?" Kagome asked. Sango was glaring hard at her. "She backhanded you twice! I won't let a bitch like her get away with hurting my best friend!"
Sesshoumaru picked up Kikyou bridal style. "I think it's time for Kikyou to go home. We all know camping isn't her thing."
Sesshoumaru then leaped off into the trees to who knows where. Everyone stared after them.
"I thought he hated her," Miroku said aloud. Sango picked up her boomerang and hit him on the head.
Kagura picked up her unconscious boyfriend and set him on her lap.
Sango though tried to change the subject. "Well, the girls and I can forget about that by going to the nearest lake other than this and bathe."
Kagome and Kagura nodded. Inuyasha plucked Miroku off Kagura's lap and allowed the three girls to go off in search of another lake.
Miroku woke up and noticed he was dangling in the air. "I'm flying!" he squeled. Inuyasha and Kouga sweat dropped. Inuyasha walked over to the lake and let go of Miroku.
Miroku slashed in the water and ran up to shore.
"Where are the girls?" Miroku asked after drying off. "They left to take a bath," Kouga answered.
Miroku looked up and he had an evil, sick, perverted smile on.
*************************************** The Girls
The three girls walked aimlessly searching for a lake. Then a warm mist surrounded them. "What's this?" Kagura asked.
"It's coming from over there!" Sango said and the three girls ran after the misty trail. It led them to a hot spring.
The girls screamed in joy. They removed their clothing and ran into the hot spring.
**************************************** The Boys
"Miroku I think we're going the wrong way," Inuyasha said. Earlier Miroku suggested they go look for the cabin. The three boys were too dense to notice the perverted look in his eyes.
So they followed him, not knowing that Miroku was following an unknown misty trail.
Then they heard laughter and the girls' voices. Miroku pulled the boys into the bushes.
"Miroku you perv! You tricked us into spying on them!" Inuyasha hissed. "You'll enjoy this, trust me," Miroku answered.
Shippo grew red and bonked him on the head. "Nasty pervert..."
The boys (except Miroku) were about to get up and leave when they heard the girls talking about them. They all squated back down and listened.
**** The Girls' Convo ****
Sango: What do you think the boys are doing?
Kagome: Well, Miroku is probably trying to look for us that's for sure!
Kagura: How could you say that about my Miroku?!
Sango & Kagome: 0_o;;
Sango: How can you trust him so much?
Kagura: What do you mean?
Sango: Nevermind.
Kagome: How do we know that perv hasn't found us already?
Sango: We should be hearing heavenly squeals of delight.
Kagome: *starts cracking up* true!
Kagura: That's not funny
Sango: ''...''
Kagura: He'd never spy on us purposefully!
Sango: If that's what you think then you don't know your boyfriend very well do you?
Kagura: ''...''
Kagome: Drop the subject
Kagura: Yeah! Lets talk about you and that Inu boy!
Sango: ^_^ yeah!
Kagome: ^_^;; what do you want to know?
Sango: Have you ever had se---
Kagome: SANGO!!!
Sango: I'm just curious
Kagome: Why?! Did you do it with Kouga?!
Sango: What the **** ?! I'd never do it with that ******* loser!
Kagura: Lady Sango! Such inappropriate words for a lady!
Sango: Oh shut the **** up!
Kagome: No really. That's too much *****s
Kagura: *gasp* LADY KAGOME!!
Kagome: Oops. Sorry. ^_^;;
Kagura: Too much cursing! I'm leaving! *gets up, puts clothes on, and leaves*
Sango & Kagome: ''...''
Sango: What's her problem?
Kagome: Dunno...
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Next chap: a heartbroken Kouga and a should be dead Miroku!
(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does)
Kikyou angrily made her way to the river bank. She stomped up to Kagome and backhanded her roughly.
The youkai boys growled fiercly and would've lunged at her if the girls hadn't held them back.
"You bitch! I didn't think you'd sink low enough to play that prank on me!" Kikyou screamed. Kagome had her hand on her cheek but glared menacingly at her.
"I didn't do anything to you nor would I try or want to!" Kikyou just backhanded her again. "Liar!"
Sango had heard enough. She picked up one some firewood from last night's fire and slammed it arcross Kikyou's back.
Kikyou gasped and fell into Kagome's arms.
Sesshoumaru instantly rushed over to her out of instinct. Kagome stared at Sango in shock.
"Why did you do that?" Kagome asked. Sango was glaring hard at her. "She backhanded you twice! I won't let a bitch like her get away with hurting my best friend!"
Sesshoumaru picked up Kikyou bridal style. "I think it's time for Kikyou to go home. We all know camping isn't her thing."
Sesshoumaru then leaped off into the trees to who knows where. Everyone stared after them.
"I thought he hated her," Miroku said aloud. Sango picked up her boomerang and hit him on the head.
Kagura picked up her unconscious boyfriend and set him on her lap.
Sango though tried to change the subject. "Well, the girls and I can forget about that by going to the nearest lake other than this and bathe."
Kagome and Kagura nodded. Inuyasha plucked Miroku off Kagura's lap and allowed the three girls to go off in search of another lake.
Miroku woke up and noticed he was dangling in the air. "I'm flying!" he squeled. Inuyasha and Kouga sweat dropped. Inuyasha walked over to the lake and let go of Miroku.
Miroku slashed in the water and ran up to shore.
"Where are the girls?" Miroku asked after drying off. "They left to take a bath," Kouga answered.
Miroku looked up and he had an evil, sick, perverted smile on.
*************************************** The Girls
The three girls walked aimlessly searching for a lake. Then a warm mist surrounded them. "What's this?" Kagura asked.
"It's coming from over there!" Sango said and the three girls ran after the misty trail. It led them to a hot spring.
The girls screamed in joy. They removed their clothing and ran into the hot spring.
**************************************** The Boys
"Miroku I think we're going the wrong way," Inuyasha said. Earlier Miroku suggested they go look for the cabin. The three boys were too dense to notice the perverted look in his eyes.
So they followed him, not knowing that Miroku was following an unknown misty trail.
Then they heard laughter and the girls' voices. Miroku pulled the boys into the bushes.
"Miroku you perv! You tricked us into spying on them!" Inuyasha hissed. "You'll enjoy this, trust me," Miroku answered.
Shippo grew red and bonked him on the head. "Nasty pervert..."
The boys (except Miroku) were about to get up and leave when they heard the girls talking about them. They all squated back down and listened.
**** The Girls' Convo ****
Sango: What do you think the boys are doing?
Kagome: Well, Miroku is probably trying to look for us that's for sure!
Kagura: How could you say that about my Miroku?!
Sango & Kagome: 0_o;;
Sango: How can you trust him so much?
Kagura: What do you mean?
Sango: Nevermind.
Kagome: How do we know that perv hasn't found us already?
Sango: We should be hearing heavenly squeals of delight.
Kagome: *starts cracking up* true!
Kagura: That's not funny
Sango: ''...''
Kagura: He'd never spy on us purposefully!
Sango: If that's what you think then you don't know your boyfriend very well do you?
Kagura: ''...''
Kagome: Drop the subject
Kagura: Yeah! Lets talk about you and that Inu boy!
Sango: ^_^ yeah!
Kagome: ^_^;; what do you want to know?
Sango: Have you ever had se---
Kagome: SANGO!!!
Sango: I'm just curious
Kagome: Why?! Did you do it with Kouga?!
Sango: What the **** ?! I'd never do it with that ******* loser!
Kagura: Lady Sango! Such inappropriate words for a lady!
Sango: Oh shut the **** up!
Kagome: No really. That's too much *****s
Kagura: *gasp* LADY KAGOME!!
Kagome: Oops. Sorry. ^_^;;
Kagura: Too much cursing! I'm leaving! *gets up, puts clothes on, and leaves*
Sango & Kagome: ''...''
Sango: What's her problem?
Kagome: Dunno...
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Next chap: a heartbroken Kouga and a should be dead Miroku!
