Boy Troubles - Soon 2B Dead Boys

(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does)

Sesshoumaru carried the unconscious Kikyou while running at a fast speed on the tree branches. But inside his head there was a a little battle:

******************* Inner Sess's Convo

:: voice in sess's head = SV

:: normal sess = SS

SV: Drop her!

SS: No

SV: Oh come on!

SS: No

SV: Party pooper come on!

SS: I'm not a party pooper and this isn't a party

SV: Just drop her for the sake of everyone!

SS: I don't care about anyone

SV: Sure you do! You care about Kikyou and Kagome

SS: Shut up

SV: You *were* with Kikyou and you *liked* Kagome

SS: Leave me alone

SV: Drop her!!!!

SS: NOOOOOOOO!!!! *drops Kikyou*

SV: Yeah!!

SS: Look what you made me did!

******************* Out of Sess's Head

Kikyou fell from the branches and was lost in the sea of green. Sesshoumaru jumped down and searched for her but couldn't find his ex...

******************* Hot Springs

Miroku was drooling at the sight of naked women. Kouga had to contain himself from making a wolf whistle. Inuyasha and Shippo sat a few feet away from them with a blush on and pouting.

"We really need to go!" Inuyasha hissed.

Miroku casually waved his hand and kept drooling. "Kouga! Lets go!" Shippo tried.

"Shut up and lemme watch...."

"Pervs!" Inuyasha hissed and bonked 'em both on the head.

"YOU BAS--"

Inuyasha closed their mouths.

"I'm leaving!" they heard Kagura say. They heard someone get out of the water and leave.

"What's her problem?" Sango's voice asked.

"Dunno..." Kagome's voice answered back.

Inuyasha glared hard at the boys. "Lets go!" he whispered fiercly.

"Did you hear something?" Kagome asked.

Everyone went silent. "What did you hear?" Sango asked slowly.

Kagome's face turned red. "I heard whispering!" she said through clenched teeth.

Both girls scrambled out of the spring and threw their clothes on. Sango grabbed her boomerang and checked the bushes one by one.

When Sango was nearing their bush, Inuyasha gruffly pulled the three boys and made a run for it using his demon blood.

Sango got infront of their previous bush. She threw down her boomerang hard. "Ha!" Sango looked down but sweat dropped when nothing was there.

Kagome shrugged. "Maybe it was just my imagination...."

Then all of a sudden Kikyou's unconscious body landed and splashed into the spring behind them. Kagome and Sango screamed. They whipped around and saw a splashing Kikyou.

Kikyou opened her eyes and glared at the girls. "I can't believe you! First you pull that lake prank on me and then you throw me in a spring while i'm unconscous!"

Then Kikyou got out and lunged at Sango. "And you hit him with FIREWOOD!!!!!!"

Sango held up her boomerang which Kikyou throughly crashed into. Kikyou sank to the floor with swirly eyes and a crazy smile.

Kagome was about to bend down and help her sister when Sango pulled her away and made a run for it.

********************** Campsite

When the girls got to the camp they found Inuyasha and the boys lying calmly about.

"What have you been up to?" Sango asked a whistling Kouga.

"Oh, huh?" Kouga looked up and blushed at Sango, remembering her naked form. "Er..nothing!"

Sango's eyes turned into dangerous slits. Kagome gasped from behind her.

"YOU DIDN'T!!!"

The boys smiled innocently.

"HENTAIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"

*bonk!*

*whack!*

*bash!*

*crack!*

Sesshoumaru entered the campsite. He looked around at the site before him:

Kouga had three huge, disgusting lumps on his head. Inuyasha had backhand marks all over him (thanks to Kagome), Shippo had bruises everywhere, and Miroku was clutching his supposedly cracked skull.

Then a wet raging Kikyou stomped into the clearing. She let out a screamed of anger and kicked Sesshoumaru's knee which didn't hurt him one bit. She then walked to her tent and zipped it up hard.

The tent next to her's opened up revealing Kagura. She had a book in her hands and she was staring at them all. But when she saw Miroku....

"WHAT THE ***** DID YOU DO MY BABY?!?!?!?!"

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Saint Kagura is cursing! That's kinda ironic after what happened in the springs... Oh and I forgot to thank animegirl55 for the naked girls in the hot springs idea even thought what you suggested was a teensy bit different! But thanx anyway! Next chap: wait & see