Boy Troubles - Ditching the Demon Lord

(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Someone else with a mind as bright as mine does)

Kagura rushed over to Miroku's side and cradled him on her lap. "Shhh.. its okay honey.."

Sango looked like she was about to barf. Miroku stared at Kagura. "Um... just let me rest in my tent.... ALONE!" Miroku got up and lied down in his tent.

Inuyasha smirked. 'I think Miroku's coming back...'

Then he looked at Kagome and Sango. "Where's Kikyou?"

Kagome sweat dropped. "Er... well... Kikyou?... um.... ask Sango! ^_^;;"

Sango glared at her. "Well.... she had a little accident.. and we kinda... er... left her..."

Sesshoumaru growled. Sango made out an "eep!" and dashed for her tent. Kagome smiled sweetly at Sesshoumaru which made Inuyasha pout.

"Um... if you want I can lead you to her Sess-chan!" Everyone was suprised by the sudden nickname.

Inuyasha stood up. "SESS-CHAN?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO CALL HIM THAT FOR?!?!?"

Kagome stood up and glared at him. "I'm trying to be polite!!!"

"Well you're being TOO polite!!!!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Just shut up!"

"You!"

"Dog boy!"

"Bitch!"

"Inu brain!"

"Wench!"

*ahem*

The two turned to glare at Sesshoumaru for interrupting. "Whaddaya want?!" Inuyasha barked. Kagome smacked him on the head. "Don't be rude to your brother!"

"Half!" Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha yelled in unison. Kagome shot them both dirty looks. "Whatever!"

"I can sniff out her scent so I won't need your help," Sesshoumaru said to Kagome. Kagome just stared at him then walked away mumbling,"Yell at me and be rude at me for just trying to help... what jerks!"

She ducked into her tent and zipped it up with a,"Hmph!"

Sesshoumaru ignored her and disappeared searching for Kikyou.

************************ Around Night Time

"Mer phum fee roofufu!" Kagome had a cloth tied around her mouth and a tight rope tied around her wrists. She was being carried bridal style by Inuyasha. Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Kouga, and Kagura were right behind them.

"I don't think it's wise to gag your own girlfriend," Miroku told Inuyasha. "Shut up! You don't want Sesshoumaru to hear us! And i'm not gagging her ya idiot! I'm just keeping her from yelling for Sesshoumaru!"

"Why are we doing this anyway?" Sango asked, boredome in her voice. "I'm sick of Sesshoumaru so we're ditching him! If I take this cloth off Kagome she'll just scream and say this is a stupid idea and Sesshoumaru will come rushing over!" Inuyasha hissed.

"Right..." was Sango's reply. "What's the plan?" Kouga asked, staring at the glaring Kagome. "We're gonna go to the cabin, grab our things, get in our cars, and leave!" Inuyasha said.

Kouga nodded and fell back into step with Sango. Kagura had her arm tangled around Miroku's as they walked through the forest.

"Are you sure you know where you're going?" Kagura asked Inuyasha. "Of course I do! I can sniff out the scent of our cabin!"

After a couple minutes Kagome gave up struggling and just laid in Inuyasha's arms glaring menacingly at him.

"Finally!" Sango said, after spotting the cabin at last. Inuyasha growled. Sesshoumaru was infront of the cabin putting a swirly eyed Kikyou in his limo.

Inuyasha ran up to him. Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow at him and how Kagome looked. "What are you doing to Kagome?" Sesshoumaru asked, after sitting Kikyou in the limo.

Inuyasha ignored the question. "Why are you here?! And how did you get here before us?!"

Sesshoumaru smirked at him. "I saw you walking away after I found Kikyou. I was on my way here and I was going to drive Kikyou home. So I found her before you left the campsite."

Sesshoumaru got in the limo. He rolled down the window and said before driving off," You can untie Kagome. Seeing her like that makes me want to strangle you."

Sesshoumaru left leaving a steaming puppy, a confused group, and a 'gagged' Kagome.

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I feel sorry for Kagome. Next chap: For me to know and you to find out