Chibi Jade And Chibi Kira In...

Moon Base:

'The Pretty Boy Capture'

The story thus far: Basically two perverted female gundam piolets... are alone and decide to get bad with the two men in their lives and then some.....talk about shock...

Jade: *Rattle rattle...rustle rustle*

Kira: *Tries to peer over her shoulder* What the hell are you doing back there alone??

Jade: *Stands up half naked* *in an undistinct voice* Ummm.... nothing....nothing at all that concerns you....

Kira: *blush* Uhhh.... I guess.....well we're here anyway...get your clothes on..... And whatever happened to 'save it'!?!?!

Jade: *walks into control room while pulling on her shirt* *whines* I couldnt help iiiiiit.......I got thinking about Duo too muuuuuch!

Kira: Well, next time, JUST WAIT FOR ME! Or at least ASK before you go stealing stuff from my PERSONAL STASH!

Jade: *blushes and rocks back on her heels* Well! What was I supost to do?! I left MY....STUFF....at home!

Kira: *sighs* Whaaaaaaatever....*pulls ship into dock and cuts engine* Come on, Little Miss Horny....we gotta this damn deadline for the mission....*turns to Jade and smiles* Then the REAL fun starts!!!!!!

Jade: *giggles and grabs the annonymous bag of 'contraptions' from under her bunk along with a few other idems she had stashed under there*

Kira: JADE!!!!!! YOU WERE HOLDING OUT ON ME!!!!! THAT'S NOT AT ALL FAIR!

Jade: Oh yeah?! I'll tell you whats 'not fair' *pulls out a familliar leather contraption* YOURS is BIGGER!!!!

Kira: *sighs and grabs contraption, stuffing it in her back pocket* Well.......how about this: Next time....I'll use it on YOU!

Jade: *eyes sparkle* REALLY?!!?!?!?!?!

Kira: Yes, but....only if you really REALLY naughty....

Jade: *little devil horns apear on her head* heh heh....ooooookaaaaaay.......

Kira: *Jumps down* Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Here they come I can hear them...they're arguing.....

Jade:*looks questioningly* About what?

Kira: About their size............or something....*eyes Jade* hey you and I argue about whose boobs are bigger why not men and their so called manliness?

Jade: Hey! St least you and I like big boobs!

Kira: I got an idea........ lets just go right out and make em believe were here to help and then..........

Jade: *interupts by flashing her boobs* then.......we begin the first stage of the mission: Opperation:: 'Leave Em' Gauking'

Kira: Or at least we get to practice our sadisticness....

Jade: Yay!!!!!!! We get to use the leather!!!!!!!!!!!

*Both girls walk out in front of two young men bent over a small computer....even though it doesnt look like their actually working on the computer*

Jade & Kira: *eyes pop out*

Jade: DUOOOO!!!!!!!! what.... are.... you.... doing....?!?!

Duo: *jumps back....pulls up zipper*

Kira: And you!!!!!!! *Grabs Milliardo by his hair and pulls him up* Mr. Blondie! I think its time we set you straight and gave you a taste of your own medicine!

Milliardo: *Pulls up back of pants to turn and face Duo* What do you mean, Kira?!

Jade & Kira: *look at each other sadistically* YOU'LL SEEEEE!!! *pulls off each others uniforms revealing the nudist colonies latest in sadist wear....... a nippleless, crotchless leather garb... one in purple leather one in jade*

Boys: *jaws drop* *pants get tight suddenly*

Milliardo: Oh......dear gods....NO!

Duo: Something tells me this is going to be a loooooong night.......