The Day All of Bikini Bottom Got Stoned

Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob Squarepants.

One day, on a boat, a stupid druggie accidentally dropped his bong into the water.

Druggie: Like, dude, I lost my fix! Oh well, nothin's gonna happen.

But little did he know that he was about to be wrong.

(In Bikini Bottom, or more likely, Spongebob's neighborhood)

Spongebob: I'M READY!!!!

Patrick: Hey, Spongebob! You wanna go jellyfishing?

Spongebob: Sure, Patrick! Just let me get my net and we'll be all set, okay?

( But as Spongebob was about to go inside, something came floating down, and crashed into Squidward's house, but luckily, Squidward was on vacation.)

Patrick: Goodness, Spongebob! What's that!?

Spongebob: ( walks up to the fallen bong) It looks like some sort of fancy bubble blower.

Patrick: Go touch it.

Spongebob: ( touches it and nothing happens) Hey, nothing happened.

Patrick: Okay, then we can blow into it!

Spongebob: Patrick, are you sure?

Patrick: Spongebob, there are many new things we encounter in life, we just need to face them and get them overwith, besides, this is a new bubble blower! What's wrong with that?

Spongebob: Well, I guess you're right. Let's try it!

( So Spongebob blows into the bong and guess what happens.)

Spongebob: Patrick, I feel funny.

Patrick: That's because you're feeling the burn! Now let me try.( also blows into the bong) Hey you're right, I feel so good.

French Announcer: Half an hour later.

Spongebob: Look at the funny colors.

Patrick: Hi, Pinky the elephant! ( waves his hand at nothing)

Spongebob: Let's get Mr. Krabs to try it...

( At the Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, what is the meaning of this?

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, We want you to try this bubble blower, ( points out the window to Patrick, who has a red wagon with the giant bong in it) It makes you feel gooood.

Patrick: Gooooooood..

Mr. Krabs: Now why would I try this contraption?

Spongebob: We'll give ya fifty bucks!

Mr. Krabs: Okay.

( So Mr. Krabs gets high, and as he does, he gets most of the customers high off of its fumes.)

( Back at what was once Squidward's house)

Squidward: AAAAHHH!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!?Grrr.SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( In the heart of Bikini Bottom)

Spongebob: Hey, guys.I want you to try this. it's pretty good s**t.

Patrick: Yeah.

Mr. Krabs: It makes ya feel gooooooood.

( So the fish, being the curious creatures they are did what Spongebob Weedpants said)

French Announcer: an hour later.

( Everyone is running amok, some fish were wrecking houses, some were trying to "fly", but basically, almost everyone was acting like idiots.)

Spongebob: Hey, let's get Sandy, maybe she'd wanna get jiggy wit' us.

Sandy: Spongebob! What're y'all doing, acting like maniacs and the like?

Squidward: That is what I'd like to know!

Spongebob: (really stoned) Chill, dudes, I just found a bubble blower that makes ya feel gooood..

Patrick: Goooooood.

Spongebob: Ya know what I'm sayin'

Sandy: I know what you're sayin. y'all are gettin' high off of that bong over there!

Patrick: But it feels goooood.

Sandy: There is nothin' gooooood about smoking! It messes you up. and it isn't very pretty.

Spongebob:.I say we get the non believers high!

Everyone (except Squidward and Sandy) : ALL HAIL TO THE MAGIC BONG.ALL HAIL TO THE MAGIC BONG.

( But before they could do anything, some of them died off, and the rest were all thrown in jail,and were sent to the Bikini Bottom Smoking Clinic)

( At the Clinic)

Spongebob: (now normal) Sandy, I'm sorry I got stoned and tried to make everyone high.

Patrick: Me too!

Sandy: I forgive you, but it's not okay to do drugs. They mess you up and you could have been killed doing it. Spongebob: I know. I promise it will never happen again!

Patrick: Me too!

Mr. Krabs: Me three!

(Plankton walks in)

Plankton: Did I miss anything?

Spongebob: So can I come out and play with you?

Squidward: No, you can't come out and play!

Spongebob: Why not?

Sandy: You still have ten weeks of therapy left, silly!

Spongebob: Oh, Dah hahahahahahhhaha!

(Everyone laughs)

The End

This is purely fictitious, and the moral is that only dopeheads do dope.