Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha but the insanity sprites are mine..yeah, why I claim them I do not know but...

Authoress Notes: My first Inu-Yasha fic, There's not real in depth information on this other than Naraku's brilliant plan was to "hire" two very "Compitent" Demons (Read: Naraku's incredibly unreliable plan was to bribe two insane "sprites") into killing said Inu-yasha...yeah, there was an accident...and everyone including Naraku's in a whole "sit" load of trouble. (Yes this is all a very weird ideal I had but the ideal of a three year old Naraku is just to cute to forget.)

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Sesshomaru rubbed his temple's looking to the two sitting before him one bearing a rather frantic expression other seemed content at poking at something behind her. It appeared their suposedly simple task had caused a rather unplesant situation. Which he had unfortunately happened to walk in on. Jaken sat at his side while the other of the said dou had her back turned to him. Thier names were Heather and Danielle. The first name belonging to the one who had her back turned to him. They were sprites, although ones Magical power was rather inconsistant the other's was even worse and had a tendancie to malfunction from time to time. Danielle, was this said sprite, she sat before him wearing a pair of light blue hkamuna (spelling?) pants and a blue gi. She chuckled nervously as she spoke looking around at what her friend who was a bit shorter than her, clothed in what appeared to be a red variation of the girl Sango's battle outfit, and had long light brown hair that went down to her waist. "Well you see, We're in a bit of pickle and we were wondering if you would happen to know any...well...useful magic to which I cannot preform...Without...erm" the brown haired girl turned around snickering "Without blowing up herself and or the misfit I want her to experiment it on." She returned to proding the said thing in front her. Danielle frowned slightly nodding in slight agreement and yet at the same time looking as though she wanted to hit her partner. "Yeah, what she said...so Please Lord Sesshomaru?" Sesshomaru frowned and looked to the small frog like demon sitting beside him and then looking back a look of amusment on his face that made the red head sit up so strait any straiter and she would be bending over backwards and causing Jaken to jump rather startled at his masters behavior twoards the younger demon. "So exactly what do you need help with?" The girl placed a hand on the back of her head and laughed nervously. Perhaps she had expected him to answer this said request without asing what it was. Did she really think him that stupid? "Well you see Lord Sesshomaru it's funny that you should as that." It was at this moment between the red haired girls nervous laughs that he noticed the small ouches, well that small voice sounded rather familiar, if not sounding like a version of said person after swallowing mass loads of helium. Heather jumped forward issuing a loud 'oof' from whatever she had been poking. "Get back here you stupid cross dresser!" She remared as she turned around revealing something that caused Sesshomaru to burst out laughing.

Heather turned around gripping an odd looking ball of black hair and purple clothing that was struggling to pull itstelf from Heathers grasp. He then relized that said struggling ball of black hair had his back to him. Grabbed the thing by the scruff of the neck left him face to face with a pale pouty face and angry red eyes, he was holding what appeared to be a three year old version of Naraku. The child crossed his arms tears whelling up in the huge red orbs as his mouth twisted into a frown while also trying to hold back his quivering lip. "Yeah,Do you see the problem now?" Sesshomaru held the tiny half demon up by one leg as Heather looked slightly demented at this. "Travel sized Naraku..." He took a few minutes to contemplate this as the three year old glared at him and the red head adjusted her glasses. "I don't see a problem with it." He said chuckling to himself. Danielle frowned taking the toddler from him and sitting him down in her lap his glare lessened reasonably at this action and snuggled closer the to red head. "Well the problem is, well contending with a three year old Naraku isn't that hard, he listens to me reasonably well, the problem is..well...we...kinda..." Heather smacked the red head upside the head and finished "What lady stutters over here is trying to say is, not only have we shrunken the stupid little cross-dresser here, but we've shrunk Inu-Yasha, The Kagome twitch and the rest of the Shikon loving idiots." Sesshomaru looked rather stunned. "And you want me to find a way to change them back?" He froze "Did you shrink Tetsugia as well?" The brown haired sprite nodded. Sesshomaru sighed, alright, I guess I have no choice but to help you with babysitting duty Jaken, go try to find a way to get them back to their true selves."

So they made the journey through the well to where the sprites said modern day appartment was and where the three year olds were, being gaurded ever so carefully by Kirara. "We're back everyone.." Danielle looked around the house Narkua clinging to her shoulder looking over it and sticking his tounge out at Sesshomaru occasionally. Yep, smaller body, same old Naraku. The appartment was reasonably dark and the red haired sprite looked around frantically, "Inu-Yasha? Sango? Miroku? Kagome? Shippo? Anyone?" Sesshomaru surveryed the appartment along with her before Heather stopped both of them "STOP! I'm sensing something.." Sesshomaru frowned "Is it a shard of the sacred jewel. "No It's string cheese and about five hundred pounds of granola but that's beside the point." Sesshomaru frowned. "What's so important about...String cheese?"

"It's Inu-Yasha's scent." Sesshomaru looked perplexed "My brother smells like cheese?" Danielle sighed and sat Naraku down onto the ground and walked towards the door to the makeshift kitchen. "No but Heather doused him in a good amount of it before I covered her and poor Miroku in Granola when I tried to use a spell to stop her from using the cheese." Sesshomaru put a hand onto his forehead feeling that even though she was less devious of the two she still seemed rather ditzy. Perhaps this was not such a wise ideal. A golden light sprung from the kitchen into the remainder of the dark appartment however what she got was not the discovery of the several Chibi's that existed in the said appartment but, a bucket of what Sesshomaru figured was ice cold water dumped onto her head.

There were some rather childish giggles as the said children emerged from behind the Sofa. Danielle frowned pulling down the blue Gi to reveal a slightly less wet white button up top. "And exactly who's ideal was that?" Inu-Yasha raised his hands giggling slightly although occasionaly glaring at Sesshomaru. "Why?"

"Well, I looked at the bucket, then I looked at the door, and then I looked at the bucket, and I looked at that big water cooler and though, "Why not?" Danielle frowned looking very, at the least motherly. Heather only chuckled "I hate to admit it but I admire this kids logic."

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So what do you think? Any good for a first chapter? Keep in mind this is my first Inu-Yasha fic. Sesshomaru is playing babysitter Heathers just going to help the chibi's cause Chaos and Danielles going to have a very clingy Naraku to contend with...