Mansion

"M-mulch, what are you doing here???" said an astonished Artemis.

"Who's Mulch, and what the heck is going on?!?" asked Joem.

"I'm Mulch, and I just came back from a job." This 'job' was most likely breaking into the nearby mansion. No one but Artemis knew that, however. "And who are you all???"

"This is Kuwabara the Idiot" said Yusuke.

"Hello mister 'Kuwabara the Idiot' can we shorten that to 'Idiot'?"

"Hey!!!" retorted Kuwabara

"Fine with me!" said Yusuke.

"This is 'Urameshi the Clown'" said Kuwabara, sniggering, with a look in his eyes that said 'I am so proud of myself'.

"'Clown' then" said Mulch.

"I'm not a Clown!"

"And I'm not an idiot!"

"Are too!" Clown said

"Am not!" Idiot countered

"Are too!" Clown said

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!" Idiot countered

"Are too!" said Mulch and Clown

"Am not!" Idiot said

"Are too." said Hiei, breaking up the argument.

"Hmph" said both Clown and Idiot

"We should get going. Mulch, you are coming with us" stated Artemis.

"But-"

"NOW"

"Yes mom" said Mulch sarcastically. They continued on their way.

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In the 'Spirit Fairy World' Place

"We've been driving around for forever!!!" Idiot said.

"Why don't you drive then?" said Joem, turning another corner, getting them even more lost than before.

"Because I can't drive!" Idiot said.

*sweatdrops* "Okay...have any of you seen the mansion?"

"No."

"Course not."

"Yes" said Hiei

"What!!!" said Joem after he did a face-fault (falling down Anime style)

"We've passed it 5-no 6 times already." said Kurama "I thought you had noticed it and were looking for a McDonalds or something."

"There it is!" said Mulch. He had to stand up on the seats to see out the window.

They got out and sped toward a large mansion made of stones found under the earths surface. It was about 4 stories high and looked like it went well underground. They all cluttered around the door to the mansion, but Joem and Mulch couldn't see. Mulch seemed to compensate his height by jumping up and down. Or was he...'Just a little bit higher...' he thought 'Got it!!!' He had Idiot's wallet 'Let's see...10,480 yen, not bad...'

A noise broke his train of thoughts "Joem, over here, read these signs for us"

"K. Let's see...Deliveries Around Back; beware of dog; No Solicitors; In case of cave in or fire, I have:2 dogs, 7 cats, 1 mouse, and many, many other pets."

"No! The inscription idiot!!!" yelled Yusuke "Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!" he muttered

"Why didn't you say so?" said Mulch, elbowing Joem out of the way. It says...

Intruder's step forward

but leave your greed behind

it will only hinder you on you quest.

Perils lie before you,

while safety lies behind.

So what will you chose?

Life...or certain death?"

"Let's go in." Hiei opened the door. Soon after he would wish he hadn't...

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A/N~I wish more people would review!!! D'Arvit! Yukina thanks for the help and I have a favor to ask of everyone.

E-mail me with riddles and there answers and possible monsters. Don't put them in a review!!! I need these ASAP!!! Thank you for your help.

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Special Thanks To: Yukina, for her help with the inscription

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~~~~~~~~~~Bonnie .

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