Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha
Authoress Notes: Miss Bluesummers, Keep in mind that Danielle and Heather the duo known as the insanity sprites are my shameless excuse for a self-insertion and being immortal are multi-capable characters. If it get's confusing with my family heirlooms character Danielle, well, she isn't a self insertion, it's how I felt my life was about a year before High school without the rape and Yami Bakura to contend with. Gomen.. There however is proof that this exists in the said Yugi Motou's House of Insanity universe. Poor Ryou, that's all I have to that, that it is.
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Chapter 3: SHOPPING!
Sesshomaru felt his heart slowly sink as they entered through the sliding doors of the said supermarket. The red haired sprite frowned grabbing a shopping cart and quickly shoving the little Naraku that was clinging to her left leg into the said shopping cart. He seemed to be enjoying this throughly. Heather frowned as she walked beside her friend dragging along several of the chibi's Sango, Miroku, and shippo if he was correct in their names. He was left with Inu-Yasha and Kagome. 'Wait a second where are they?' he looed around to find Kagome sitting on top of a watermelon. Which happened to be on the top of a rather large stack of other watermelons. She giggled as she rocked back and forth a look of absolute glee on her tiny face. "Kagome no!" He ran foreward yelling before the stack of large unplesant fruits fell. Sesshomaru stuck his head out from under a large pile of watermelons his eyes splashed with crimson. Kagome giggled and patted him on the head playfully. "Good doogie." Sesshomaru frowned grabbing the chibi's leg she promptly squealed as he pulled himself out of the offending fruit. "Now where is Inu-Yasha?"
Sango glared at the mountain of boxes of a randomly generic box of cereal that claimed 'as sugar high in every bowl!' as Miroku drank milk strait from the carton. Heather had left them both alone and for some reason stood behind a magazine rack eyeing a tall thin teen with short brown hair and blue eyes who was studying an electronics magazine intently. (Yu-Gi-Oh! fans take a wild guess at who it is...^_^) Shippo watched the two from Danielles left leg getting several glares from Naraku before he spotted the many assortments of chocolate that existed in the snackfood isles.
Meanwhile bac with Sesshomaru his search for Inu-yasha was slwoly disentagrating to a trail of spilt flower and the rantings of a rather angry blonde boy who resembled a dog in the deli.
Elsewhere said minature dog demon was eyeing the lobster tank with great suspision. "I just know these things are dangerous." He growled to himself as he unshethed the Tetsugia and prepared his assualt.
'So far the carts been loaded up with absolutely nothing but sugar, that last thing I want is a group of hyper three year olds.' Danielle remarked to herself as she scanned the packaged meats searching for her latest addiction. Peperoni. Sticking three packets of the stuff into the cart she proceeded down the next asile Naraku eyeing everything throughly. "See anything you want?" He frowned studying the various foods as she heard a loud crash and several mixtures of swearing from both Heather and a voice she clearly recognizied as Heathers least favorite person in the world.
Sesshomaru felt a nerve snap as he finally found his younger half brother. He was sitting at in a puddle of water covered in flour. Sesshomaru's eye twitched involuntarily as he took in the total completeness of the mess his brother had made. A disgruntled looking boy with white hair and a clerks uniform walked by a lobster clinging to his left pant leg, also covered in a reasonable amount of flower, yes, this was bad, this was very bad. "INU-YASHA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" He raised his voice reasonably the white haired clerk froze apparently his anger causing the every hair on the boys head to rise and this was quiet a feat considering the mane of white hair went down almost to his waist. The white haired Dog Demon simply touched a small finger to his chin as Sesshomaru relized that Kagome had vanished. "I, dunno I just kinda thought it's be fun..." He said softly as he older brother angerily clecnhed his fists claws digging deeply into his palms. Needless to said said Inu-Yasha found himself burried in the next store display his brother came upon which happened to be a rather large stacking of cartons of Pepsi.
Yes, the cereal display had been smashed, uncomfortably landing on a one Pegasus J. Crawford. the gift card rack had fallen over leaving a very disgruntled Heather as she was now being acused of stalking poor Seto Kaiba, the lobsters were running about the store, Joey was cursing like a drunken sailor which in turn was scaring what few customers who didn't run out of the store at the sight of both the number one chaos bringer in the world and a man with long silver hair a cresent moon on his forehead claws a fur boa. Several small annoying children were running around tearing out just about everything they could. Getting wet when the water to spray the vegetables came on, and here he was Ryou Bakura listening to the angry rambling of his other from the Millenium ring a lbster clinging to his left pant leg as he tried to clean up the mess while getting pelted with ice cream from a small black haired three year old in a high school uniform. The houseshare...was definately better than this. A HELL of a lot better than this.
Danielle frowned as Naraku and Shippo helped her load the groceries as Heather tried to convince Seto that she wasn't stalking him and Sesshomaru promptly gave his brother a spanking for his misbehavior (oh shut up Inu-Yasha's in the body of a three year old what's he suposed to do? Pull out his sword on the poor little creature?) The rest of the said chibi's were wet/covered in flower and/or ice cream. Somehow she didn't think that the nintey seven dollar spent on food was worth getting banned from said supermarket and getting poor Ryou fired. "Alrigth now that wasn't do bad." Heather said cheerily as though they had just returned from skipping through a feild of daisies or something. "Wasn't that bad?!" Sesshomaru twitched and Danielle was slowly getting a rising feeling of dread in the pit of her stomach. "Heather you just got banned from the super market and the poor clerk got fired!" He said trying to hold back his temper. "Ryou? He'll find another job always does, last week we got him fired from McDonalds after I made him let me eat soft serve right out of the machine." Sesshomaru twitched feeling a great deal of pity for the white haired boy at the moment.
Authoress Notes: Miss Bluesummers, Keep in mind that Danielle and Heather the duo known as the insanity sprites are my shameless excuse for a self-insertion and being immortal are multi-capable characters. If it get's confusing with my family heirlooms character Danielle, well, she isn't a self insertion, it's how I felt my life was about a year before High school without the rape and Yami Bakura to contend with. Gomen.. There however is proof that this exists in the said Yugi Motou's House of Insanity universe. Poor Ryou, that's all I have to that, that it is.
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Chapter 3: SHOPPING!
Sesshomaru felt his heart slowly sink as they entered through the sliding doors of the said supermarket. The red haired sprite frowned grabbing a shopping cart and quickly shoving the little Naraku that was clinging to her left leg into the said shopping cart. He seemed to be enjoying this throughly. Heather frowned as she walked beside her friend dragging along several of the chibi's Sango, Miroku, and shippo if he was correct in their names. He was left with Inu-Yasha and Kagome. 'Wait a second where are they?' he looed around to find Kagome sitting on top of a watermelon. Which happened to be on the top of a rather large stack of other watermelons. She giggled as she rocked back and forth a look of absolute glee on her tiny face. "Kagome no!" He ran foreward yelling before the stack of large unplesant fruits fell. Sesshomaru stuck his head out from under a large pile of watermelons his eyes splashed with crimson. Kagome giggled and patted him on the head playfully. "Good doogie." Sesshomaru frowned grabbing the chibi's leg she promptly squealed as he pulled himself out of the offending fruit. "Now where is Inu-Yasha?"
Sango glared at the mountain of boxes of a randomly generic box of cereal that claimed 'as sugar high in every bowl!' as Miroku drank milk strait from the carton. Heather had left them both alone and for some reason stood behind a magazine rack eyeing a tall thin teen with short brown hair and blue eyes who was studying an electronics magazine intently. (Yu-Gi-Oh! fans take a wild guess at who it is...^_^) Shippo watched the two from Danielles left leg getting several glares from Naraku before he spotted the many assortments of chocolate that existed in the snackfood isles.
Meanwhile bac with Sesshomaru his search for Inu-yasha was slwoly disentagrating to a trail of spilt flower and the rantings of a rather angry blonde boy who resembled a dog in the deli.
Elsewhere said minature dog demon was eyeing the lobster tank with great suspision. "I just know these things are dangerous." He growled to himself as he unshethed the Tetsugia and prepared his assualt.
'So far the carts been loaded up with absolutely nothing but sugar, that last thing I want is a group of hyper three year olds.' Danielle remarked to herself as she scanned the packaged meats searching for her latest addiction. Peperoni. Sticking three packets of the stuff into the cart she proceeded down the next asile Naraku eyeing everything throughly. "See anything you want?" He frowned studying the various foods as she heard a loud crash and several mixtures of swearing from both Heather and a voice she clearly recognizied as Heathers least favorite person in the world.
Sesshomaru felt a nerve snap as he finally found his younger half brother. He was sitting at in a puddle of water covered in flour. Sesshomaru's eye twitched involuntarily as he took in the total completeness of the mess his brother had made. A disgruntled looking boy with white hair and a clerks uniform walked by a lobster clinging to his left pant leg, also covered in a reasonable amount of flower, yes, this was bad, this was very bad. "INU-YASHA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" He raised his voice reasonably the white haired clerk froze apparently his anger causing the every hair on the boys head to rise and this was quiet a feat considering the mane of white hair went down almost to his waist. The white haired Dog Demon simply touched a small finger to his chin as Sesshomaru relized that Kagome had vanished. "I, dunno I just kinda thought it's be fun..." He said softly as he older brother angerily clecnhed his fists claws digging deeply into his palms. Needless to said said Inu-Yasha found himself burried in the next store display his brother came upon which happened to be a rather large stacking of cartons of Pepsi.
Yes, the cereal display had been smashed, uncomfortably landing on a one Pegasus J. Crawford. the gift card rack had fallen over leaving a very disgruntled Heather as she was now being acused of stalking poor Seto Kaiba, the lobsters were running about the store, Joey was cursing like a drunken sailor which in turn was scaring what few customers who didn't run out of the store at the sight of both the number one chaos bringer in the world and a man with long silver hair a cresent moon on his forehead claws a fur boa. Several small annoying children were running around tearing out just about everything they could. Getting wet when the water to spray the vegetables came on, and here he was Ryou Bakura listening to the angry rambling of his other from the Millenium ring a lbster clinging to his left pant leg as he tried to clean up the mess while getting pelted with ice cream from a small black haired three year old in a high school uniform. The houseshare...was definately better than this. A HELL of a lot better than this.
Danielle frowned as Naraku and Shippo helped her load the groceries as Heather tried to convince Seto that she wasn't stalking him and Sesshomaru promptly gave his brother a spanking for his misbehavior (oh shut up Inu-Yasha's in the body of a three year old what's he suposed to do? Pull out his sword on the poor little creature?) The rest of the said chibi's were wet/covered in flower and/or ice cream. Somehow she didn't think that the nintey seven dollar spent on food was worth getting banned from said supermarket and getting poor Ryou fired. "Alrigth now that wasn't do bad." Heather said cheerily as though they had just returned from skipping through a feild of daisies or something. "Wasn't that bad?!" Sesshomaru twitched and Danielle was slowly getting a rising feeling of dread in the pit of her stomach. "Heather you just got banned from the super market and the poor clerk got fired!" He said trying to hold back his temper. "Ryou? He'll find another job always does, last week we got him fired from McDonalds after I made him let me eat soft serve right out of the machine." Sesshomaru twitched feeling a great deal of pity for the white haired boy at the moment.
