Michelle: *chasing Bonnie* Bonnie, give me my Pixie Stix!
Bonnie: *running* NEVER!!!! I will rule the world with my Pixie Stix at my side!
Michelle: *stops* WHAT!?!?
Bonnie: *still running* NEVER.......
Michelle: Okay...... Anyways, we don't own Artemis Fowl, but I DO own Yu Yu Hakusho! *looks up* Oh hello there, Mr lawyer. Are you guys allowed to carry those big machine guns? You can...? eheheh...bye!
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The Stone Worm
Yusuke was the first to speak, "What IS that thing?"
"I don't know (THAT'S a surprise) but whatever it is, I'll fight it." said Kuwabara.
"And I'll fight it when you lose." said Hiei.
"Hey!" Kuwabara ran out onto the field and called out his spirit sword [1] and started, as usual, wildly hacking away at the beast. Though some of the hits connected with the stone worm before it dove back into the ground, none penetrated it's tough skin.
"That isn't going to work." said the voice. "His skin is tough as the strongest metal, though it looks like normal rock. Now if you would care to look, the next riddle is etched into the beast."
Sure enough, the next time the creature came out of the ground, they saw engravings in his body. "Kuwabara, the monster has the riddle on its body!" shouted Kurama.
"Basically, DON'T CHOP IT UP YOU IDIOT!" yelled Joem.
Kuwabara didn't answer, he just stood stupidly, waiting for the monster to reappear. When it did, he tried hitting it again, but wherever he hit it, it just bounced off like nothing."How do I kill this thing?"
"Let me fight him, Kuwabara. This is a dirt field, I have the advantage." said Kurama.
"NO! I can do this myself."
"No, you can't." said Holly, putting on her wings "Let me help you"
"What can a little girl do against that thing?" said Kuwabara in his stupid voice.
"Don't underestimate me, young one"
"You aren't older than me!"
"...I'm 80."
"Wow..."
As the beast came up yet again, Holly shielded and shot it in the eye. It screamed in pain and fell. "Kuwabaka[2], cut off its head!" She concentrated her beam on the beasts neck (if you could call it that) and softened it as much as she could as Kuwabara cut into it. The monsters head fell to the ground with a thump.
"Did you just insult me, little missy?" said Kuwabara
"It took you THAT long to figure it out?" Holly flew to the inscription and read it aloud.
"What row of numbers comes next?
2
12
1112
3112
132112
1113122112"
"Hm... Two...One Two...One One One Two...Three One One-" said Joem, trying to figure it out
"Three one one three one one two two two one one two." rattled off Kurama.
"Right..." said the astonished voice.
"How did you do that so quickly?" said Artemis. Even he had taken a minute to get it.
Kurama waved this comment off "Hundreds of years of practice."
"WHAT?!?" yelled Joem "But you look like you're only 15 in mud-man."
"I'm not a 'mud-man' as you call it. I am thousand year old fox spirit."
"Hn, let's go." said Hiei as he sped up the next corridor.
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[1] Kuwabara's Spirit Sword, if you didn't know, is shaped like a sword (no,
duh) but looks like it's glowing orange. What it really is Spirit Energy, like Ki. Roughly, he is able to focus his spirit energy in to a form of a sword. Too bad he can't use it well...
[2] baka is idiot in Japanese, thus he was called an idiot using his own name. ^_^
I still am in need of riddles. Even if you think they are stupid, Kuwabara can answer them. Especially if the answer is 'box' then I REALLY need it.
More Audience participation!!! If you have any ideas for monsters, let me
know.
List them like so:
Monster: description, name (if you feel like it)
Who defeats it:
How the said person defeats it:
Please send Riddles and Monsters via E-mail. My E-mail is: bonnieisthebest@aol.com
JA NE!!! ^_______^
~~~~~Michelle
T. T. F. N.
Ta Ta For Now
~~~~~~~Bonnie . - funny face ^_^
