Elementary Days Note/Disclaimer: This is AU and I don't own any of the peoples, their names, yadda, yadda, yadda, they all own themselves (duh!)

Last time we saw our Heroes (Jeff and Shannon); they were building their army of people to stand up against The American Bad Butt. And uh, that's what they were doing. Uh yeah. Now we see one of our Heroes Jeff Hardy, and a young Patricia Stratus.

" Hey you're supposed to mention ME! I'm the important ONE here!"

Um, AU future Triple H dude, you're not supposed to talk to the author.

" But I."

I SAID DON'T TALK TO THE AUTHOR!

" Hey! I agree! I mean my peeps do wanna know about ME! I mean I'm such a bad ass!"

Little Jay. Where did you learn THAT word?

" From Amy's thoughts. YOU wrote them down!"

" YOU WHAT?"

Sorry Amy, but I had to put your thoughts down. It helps the story.

" And WHERE am I? Why aren't I in AMY'S class?"

Matt, you're in a public school. Amy's in a private school. YOU have a big part later. Maybe a little kiss scene if I feel like it. Maybe I should start writing in script format.

ATS: There, much Better.

Matt: EW! I don't wanna kiss HER! She has cooties!

Amy: Excuse? What you talking bout? Oh, no he didn't!

ATS: Eh? Since when are you Ghetto? And Matt, since when do you not like Amy?

Amy: Please, I was born this way. I ain't no little goodie girl. I'm from the hood.

ATS: You're from Fort Lauderdale, in FLORDIA!

Matt: Amy's so not my type. What's with you setting me up with that Chica anyway?

ATS: And lemme guess you're Mexican.

Matt: Hell's no! I'm Puerto Rican! Big up to my Puerto Rican peoples!

ATS: Ok. Where are Jeff and Patricia? We need them so I can start the story!

Shannnon: He's with Steve Austin drinking beer.

ATS: HE'S NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK BEER!

Shannnon: You mean my friend Jeff? The lil' one? Oh, he's drinking Apple juice with Stone Cold. I heard there's gonna be an Apple Juice party.

Eric: WHAT? NO! I FORBID IT! I'M THE CO-BOSS AROUND HERE! NOOOOOOO! ( Runs to find Stone Cold)

ATS: Oh, god. What next?

Chris Jericho: I demand a bigger part.

ATS: What?

Chris Jericho: Come on! I'm the real Mr. 4th grade! I rule! I am everything ultimate! I am KING! I am um, YJ2!

ATS: You mean Y2J?

Chris Jericho: That's what I said. Anyway what's with this Robbie Kid?

Robbie: You mean me? I'm Rob, Robbie, Mr. 5th grade, Mr. Honor roll. I'm called a lot of things. You can call me one of the first two.

ATS: Please tell me you're not gonna do that to EVERYONE you meet.

Robbie: I have to.

Ric Flair: I call Hall Monitor

ATS: I already gave that job to Kane.

Glen ( Kane): Heh.

Paul ( Triple H): HE'S A FRICKIN MANIAC!

ATS: So, I told you not to talk to me. Anyway, I'm not given' Flair the job. You, Randy, and Batista already get off with way too much. And Batista's gonna be out of school, so hurry up and find a new person for your team.

Paul: Hey Kane.

Glen: No.

Robbie: WHEN ARE ME AND GLEN GONNA BE FRIENDS?

ATS: Once I get to start the story.

Shannnon: Can I ask a question?

ATS: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Shannnon: I, I, just wanted to know why you spelled my name with three N's! ( Goes off crying)

ATS: Oh great! WHERE IS JEFF AND PATRICIA?!

Patricia and Jeff: We're here!

ATS: FINALLY! Whew..

Random Person: Sorry, these Kids need a break now. You're gonna have to wait until they are well and rested. They ARE just AU KIDS you know.

ATS: FINE! FINE! FINE! I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF! ( Rushes off to beat her head against a metal wall)

Patricia: What's with her?

Jeff: Yeah, she's kind of crazy.

EVERYONE ELSE: WE DON'T KNOW!

Patricia: Really. Oh well!

Jeff: Ah, figures. I knew this would happen. Remember our LAST writer?

Matt: Yeah, that was really sad.

Jeff: Oh well! Anyone wanna go haunt our older real people with embarrassing memories?

Everyone nods and mummers yes and stuff and goes to do that.

Whew! I'm back. HEY? Where'd everybody go? Oh well. Please review. I'll answer any questions, Suggestions and request and other random things personally ( Well not in person, via e-mail). If I don't get to yours, that probably meant I couldn't open, read, receive it, or somebody messed up my account. So please review! I'd really appreciate it!