When Boredom Takes Its Toll
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. Or anything else mentioned.Oh well. This is a good substitute.
Duo needed sugar. He ransacked the kitchen. But there was nothing. No chocolate, no cake, no nothing. Duo was about to lose his mind. The other Gundam Guys were bored stiff. Heero was holding a fart competition with himself. Trowa was reading a book called "The Yaoi / Yuri Chronicles". Quatre was watching re-runs of Adult Swim. Wufei just sat there. Wow. Boredom had taken its toll. Duo needed sugar, Heero needed a laxative, Trowa needed porn, and Quatre needed a new video of Adult Swim and poor Wufei. He needed a shrink. From the rattling of cans, to the farts, stinking up the couch, to the pages of a book, being turned and turned, to Family Guy, Stewie babbling his big incomprehensible words and lastly, Wufei. It was so quiet that you could here him blink. But all of that was soon to be cancelled. Oh the silence. It was going to be disturbed by.....pink perversion. "Heero!" she came thundering to the couch. "You're bored too?" she asked. Heero was rhythmically farting to some Britney Spears song. Then there was an earth-shattering shake. Relena stood up. "YOU'RE BOREDOM WAS ALL A DIVERSION! NOW I CAN CAPTURE YOU ALL!" No one moved because they were too bored. Bored stiff (no pun intended) Relena started screaming because no one was noticing her. Everybody kept doing.....well, nothing * shrugs * Then Relena died because her Heero craved mind was right in front of her...and nothing could get him away from farting until he got that laxative. Then Dorothy and some other girls walked in. Then they started screaming because Relena died. They threw a party as soon as they left. Wufei stood up, his eyes glassy. "It worked guys!" he said. Heero was laughing "We killed her and we didn't even TOUCH her!" Everybody else was laughing hard. "But guys," Duo said "We still have a problem. We have no food and no sugar, or any food or any sugar or any food," and he continued saying that until Trowa told him to shut up. Then it struck them.
All: We're gonna starve!!!
Duo: And no sugar!
Trowa: Crap.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. Or anything else mentioned.Oh well. This is a good substitute.
Duo needed sugar. He ransacked the kitchen. But there was nothing. No chocolate, no cake, no nothing. Duo was about to lose his mind. The other Gundam Guys were bored stiff. Heero was holding a fart competition with himself. Trowa was reading a book called "The Yaoi / Yuri Chronicles". Quatre was watching re-runs of Adult Swim. Wufei just sat there. Wow. Boredom had taken its toll. Duo needed sugar, Heero needed a laxative, Trowa needed porn, and Quatre needed a new video of Adult Swim and poor Wufei. He needed a shrink. From the rattling of cans, to the farts, stinking up the couch, to the pages of a book, being turned and turned, to Family Guy, Stewie babbling his big incomprehensible words and lastly, Wufei. It was so quiet that you could here him blink. But all of that was soon to be cancelled. Oh the silence. It was going to be disturbed by.....pink perversion. "Heero!" she came thundering to the couch. "You're bored too?" she asked. Heero was rhythmically farting to some Britney Spears song. Then there was an earth-shattering shake. Relena stood up. "YOU'RE BOREDOM WAS ALL A DIVERSION! NOW I CAN CAPTURE YOU ALL!" No one moved because they were too bored. Bored stiff (no pun intended) Relena started screaming because no one was noticing her. Everybody kept doing.....well, nothing * shrugs * Then Relena died because her Heero craved mind was right in front of her...and nothing could get him away from farting until he got that laxative. Then Dorothy and some other girls walked in. Then they started screaming because Relena died. They threw a party as soon as they left. Wufei stood up, his eyes glassy. "It worked guys!" he said. Heero was laughing "We killed her and we didn't even TOUCH her!" Everybody else was laughing hard. "But guys," Duo said "We still have a problem. We have no food and no sugar, or any food or any sugar or any food," and he continued saying that until Trowa told him to shut up. Then it struck them.
All: We're gonna starve!!!
Duo: And no sugar!
Trowa: Crap.
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