Title: Losing Hope

Author: FireDemon

Email: Ken_Dai_Love@hotmail.com

Rating: R

Category: Romance, and Humour. This was going to be an angsty deathfic, but the pairings are so weird, that I can't make it completely serious. Sorry to all the diehard TaKaiser fans out there.

Warnings: YAOI, AU, OOC.

Summary: Semi-Angsty Kaikeru. Other couples are Daikari, One-sided Miyakeru and past-Hikeru. One-sided Ioryako. TaixOC. Yamoe. Jyoushirou. Takesuke. Eventual TaKaiSuke. AU. OOC.

Not any couples I usually like. The 'gang' are all a few years older then they were in Season 2. Kari finally said yes to Davis, after being turned down by Takeru.

Like Hikari, Miyako has moved on from her first crush (Ken), and is stalking Takeru, who is the only queer boy in the second season digi- destined. Matt is dating Miyako's sister Momoe, and Tai is dating a random boy who he met through soccer. The Kaizer sees Takeru and it's love (or lust) at two-hundred-and-twenty-third sight, he kidnaps Takeru, and the others despair.

Disclaimer: If I owned Digimon, Miyako would be goth, Mimi would have jumped her. The boys would have randomly jumped each other and Hikari would have taken photo's damnit. Note the 'would' and the 'if'. That means I don't and never have owned Digimon.

Izzy stared through his binoculars at Iori's window and let out an annoyed grunt, "How the hell am I supposed to get Miyako and Iori-kun together." He took another swig of the flask of vodka Sora had given him to keep him happily intoxicated, and then paused, fumbling for his cell phone.

"Moshi-Moshi?"

Izzy grinned as he heard the familiar voice, "Moshi-Moshi-Wishy-Woshi."

"Izzy?" The voice asked incredulously.

Izzy giggled, "Hullo sex-kitten. I need a plan."

"Izzy, are you drunk?"

~~~

Meanwhile, on their date at "the Chinese place", Hikari and Daisuke weren't having as good a time as they might have liked...

"You were checking out the waiter! Blatantly! Like right in front of me! And then you complimented him... On his ARSE!"

"It was a nice arse..." Daisuke defended, "And like you aren't checking out chicks all the time."

"That's different!" Hikari defended, "I would never cheat on you!"

"What about that time with Angewomon huh?"

"You wanted me to kiss her!" Hikari yelled, standing up in the middle of the restaurant.

"Yeah, but you didn't have to swear your undying love to her. You're supposed to be *my* girlfriend!"

"Well... well... only because T.K.'s GAY!"

"Well you know what?" Daisuke finally joined her on top of the table, "He's prettier than you too."

And with that the burgundy haired boy stormed out of the restaurant, leaving his erstwhile girlfriend to pay the bill.

With a huff of indignation Hikari did so, and made for the closest digi- port, heterosexuality was *so* overrated.

~~~

Smirking evilly the Goddess of Irony looked down at her clipboard.

'Promote lesbianism amongst the innocence, check. Ruin Motomiya and Yagami's relationship by making Yagami a lesbian, check.'

"Gods I'm brilliant. Did you see that argument, the pinnacle of irony."

"Yes dear."

~~~

"I'm hooking up Miyako-banana and Iori-pie tonight. What's sa plan, oh lush- us dumpling?"

"Where are you?" The voice rose in pitch in panic.

"Outside Miyako's aparatamento, desss-irous one. Where are you?"

"Stay there. Don't you dare move. I'll be right there."

Izzy sighed theatrically, "Beloved, I shall cherish your arrival as I cherish the sunrise after a long cold night."

There was a pause then Izzy's giggles filtered down the line.

"Don't move," The voice instructed firmly once more, and then the line went dead.

~~~

Ken stomped down the crowded street of the real world. He wanted Takeru, and he wanted him now. Preferably naked on his knees, wearing nothing but the irresistibly innocent come-fuck-me look Ken knew so well.

"Fuck you. I am sick of males. I'm in love with my partner - I like pussy, so screw you."

Ken blinked, and stared at Hikari Yagami in surprise. She was a little butch - the haircut and the clothes - but he never would have picked her for a rug-muncher.

He gave his most charming smile as he came across her, "What's wrong?"

"My ex-boyfriend won't stop checking out guys, my ex-crush was so busy checking out pretty-boys that he never noticed me and my best friend is being stalked. How about you?"

Ken shrugged, "There's this sexy little blond number that I'm dying to hammer, but I'm having trouble with my seduction technique."

Kari blinked stupidly, "You know, if the worst comes to the worst, there's always drugs and alcohol."

Ken looked thoughtful, "That's not a bad idea actually. Thanks digi-brat."

Kari nodded and set off again. Oh yeah, sex with Angewomon. Mmm...

~~~

Daisuke sighed, this was the fourth time he and Kari had broken up this month, and it was about their fidelity issues - again.

He couldn't help it if he was bisexual with an active libido and if she really loved him she wouldn't have gotten so angry when he mentioned he wanted to sleep with Takeru just after she'd mentioned her desire to get with the blond. Although he did have a chance when she didn't... but she should have been happy for him and encouraging, like a good girlfriend should be.

Letting himself into Takeru's house with the key he'd stolen off the blond a few months ago he made his way into the blond's bedroom.

Moonlight pooled on the figure lying on the bed and Daisuke froze in the doorway, his entire body going stiff as the naked teen let out a low moan of desire, "Oh Kaizer... Daisuke... want you both in me... now!"

"Really?" Daisuke asked, trying to keep his voice steady, "I'd never have picked you for an uke, Takeru. You like being on bottom?"

Takeru sat up, "Daisuke? Am I hallucinating?"

Daisuke smirked, "I don't think so... Hikari just dumped me because I told her you're prettier than she is. She's decided to go lesbian."

Takeru moaned, "I am hallucinating, fuck you're hot Daisuke. I want to see you chained to the wall being taken by the Kaizer... yeah..."

Daisuke stared at Takeru's computer for a few seconds, "Alright, I guess I could handle that. Do you know how long it's been since I've got laid?"

Takeru stood and walked over to Daisuke, his hand slipping down to cup Daisuke's erection, "Mm, you're so solid Dai-chan."

Daisuke grinned, "You're not too bad yourself. C'mon, digital world... now..."

"Okay," Takeru agreed, sealing his lips over Daisuke's wetly. "Mm yeah."

Authors Notes: Uh, the 'Moshi-Moshi-Wishy-Woshi - I kind of said that when I was drunk and yes, it made perfect sense at the time. So that's why Izzy said it. He seems like the type to invent words drunkenly.

Uh, the Daikari disintegrated. Darn. Oh well. Lesbian Kari is always so much fun. And now we have bi Dai-chan. *giggles* And Takesuke.

I think I only ever write this story after I've been drinking, and I don't go out drinking much. But I did tonight, *and* I ruined my friendship with my good friend Tan, by getting with her ex... heh. Now I've got with both of them. You know I think I write it solely for my own amusement - and that of my two reviewers. Thank you guys, it meant a lot to me.