Sweet Mama!
By: the female apophis
Disclaimer: Define owns...
Rating: Why don't you be the judge of that?
Pairings: Do you really have to ask?
Summary: What were Sam's thoughts during the 'ab-scene' of Hathor?
Archive: Why not. Anywhere, just tell me about it first.
Spoilers: Hathor
Type: humor/slight romance
A/N: don't ask. I was tired, and it came to me.
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God, he has nice abs.
"Wow. That's a miracle."
Smooth Sam, keep it on the matter at hand.
"Crunches."
Never mind.
It seems I have enough dirty thoughts to fuel my dreams for a while again.
~fin~
My shortest one yet! HAHA! Anyway, review if you would.
"When I die, I wanna go like my grandfather, sleeping peacefully; not screaming and yelling like the other people in the car." -Michael Jeffreys
