Sweet Mama!

By: the female apophis

Disclaimer: Define owns...

Rating: Why don't you be the judge of that?

Pairings: Do you really have to ask?

Summary: What were Sam's thoughts during the 'ab-scene' of Hathor?

Archive: Why not. Anywhere, just tell me about it first.

Spoilers: Hathor

Type: humor/slight romance

A/N: don't ask. I was tired, and it came to me.

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God, he has nice abs.

"Wow. That's a miracle."

Smooth Sam, keep it on the matter at hand.

"Crunches."

Never mind.

It seems I have enough dirty thoughts to fuel my dreams for a while again.

~fin~

My shortest one yet! HAHA! Anyway, review if you would.

"When I die, I wanna go like my grandfather, sleeping peacefully; not screaming and yelling like the other people in the car." -Michael Jeffreys