Frederick & The Pirate King:
a tangled tale of hidden love
Chapter One: The Pirate King
"Why? Why, do I want long for such a dim-witted man?" Frederick wondered. Then when his mind slowly, and half-bitterly examined each of the Pirate King's many faults, his thoughts shifted to his even more qualities.
I believe, now is the time, in any tale, to take a moment to describe our players and their history together.
Frederick was an faithful apprentice to the Pirate King and his band. At the time of his apprenticeship's finality, he decided to leave the Pirate King, for, as a matter of duty, he hated and despised each and every pirate upon the high seas. Although the faithful pirate band was his only family and brethren, he took upon himself to see to their utter and final extermination.
As he was about to leave the pirate ship for a new life, his disgustingly old and foul nurse-maiden, Ruth, had a stunning revelation. Through a tragic matter of Ruth's faulty hearing, Frederick was intended to be apprenticed to a pilot, not a pirate. Frederick had long since known this, and he wholeheartedly forgave the abominable and utterly disgusting creature Ruth. Now that her aged conscious was clear, she professed her pedophiliac love for Frederick, and she wished to marry him. Frederick, ruffled by this perverted desire, announced that although Ruth was, a very nice woman, he never had the ability to compare her to women, and does not know, if she is, as Ruth falsely claimed, beautiful. The Pirate King, eager to rid himself of this blemish, professed to Frederick that Ruth is, in fact, very nice indeed.
Frederick accepted this claim, and then decided to finally leave for a better life with Ruth, and promised to one day destroy his pirate foes. But alas, he had fifteen minutes under the apprenticeship to the Pirate King, and when he was asked why their form of piracy never seemed to yield any results, he was bound to answer by his exceptionally strong sense of duty. The reason which Frederick truthfully told them, was that they had made a point of never molesting an orphan. Every ship that they had captured was claimed to be entirely manned by orphans, thus we draw the conclusion that these ships were playing upon the pirates credulous simplicity.
With that last astonishing statement, Frederick leaves with Ruth, never to return to the trade of piracy.
To be continued...
Chapter One: The Pirate King
"Why? Why, do I want long for such a dim-witted man?" Frederick wondered. Then when his mind slowly, and half-bitterly examined each of the Pirate King's many faults, his thoughts shifted to his even more qualities.
I believe, now is the time, in any tale, to take a moment to describe our players and their history together.
Frederick was an faithful apprentice to the Pirate King and his band. At the time of his apprenticeship's finality, he decided to leave the Pirate King, for, as a matter of duty, he hated and despised each and every pirate upon the high seas. Although the faithful pirate band was his only family and brethren, he took upon himself to see to their utter and final extermination.
As he was about to leave the pirate ship for a new life, his disgustingly old and foul nurse-maiden, Ruth, had a stunning revelation. Through a tragic matter of Ruth's faulty hearing, Frederick was intended to be apprenticed to a pilot, not a pirate. Frederick had long since known this, and he wholeheartedly forgave the abominable and utterly disgusting creature Ruth. Now that her aged conscious was clear, she professed her pedophiliac love for Frederick, and she wished to marry him. Frederick, ruffled by this perverted desire, announced that although Ruth was, a very nice woman, he never had the ability to compare her to women, and does not know, if she is, as Ruth falsely claimed, beautiful. The Pirate King, eager to rid himself of this blemish, professed to Frederick that Ruth is, in fact, very nice indeed.
Frederick accepted this claim, and then decided to finally leave for a better life with Ruth, and promised to one day destroy his pirate foes. But alas, he had fifteen minutes under the apprenticeship to the Pirate King, and when he was asked why their form of piracy never seemed to yield any results, he was bound to answer by his exceptionally strong sense of duty. The reason which Frederick truthfully told them, was that they had made a point of never molesting an orphan. Every ship that they had captured was claimed to be entirely manned by orphans, thus we draw the conclusion that these ships were playing upon the pirates credulous simplicity.
With that last astonishing statement, Frederick leaves with Ruth, never to return to the trade of piracy.
To be continued...
