Disclaimers: usual! I'm tired ok…
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Sofia/3sh – Thanks! You've been always there reading my stories! ^^;
akira-akisame – Good imagination! I also thought rukawa bit her lips! But it's not that… It was just the girl valued her first kiss very much.
Chocolate – yup! You read it right! He's 5 when he first kissed a girl!
Rokawa – Yup! I already know… out of character… thanks for the info.
Thank you all for your lasting support! Ja!
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LEMON OR LIME
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Chapter II – Me and My Girlfriend
A black limousine stopped at the gates of Shohoku High School. It partially remained there for about half a minute.
Students were now staring at it, impressed by its shiny smoothness and bewildered to whom the precious car belonged.
Many people were gossiping about it when the door suddenly opened and a dark blue-haired girl stepped out of the said limousine.
She stood there for a moment, staring at the environment of the school.
She was wearing dark sunglasses. Her hair was straight and long, flowing down to the waist.
A brown thread formed x marks by tying itself into about 30 strands of her hair, lasting from the top up to the bottom.
She has a fair complexion and was wearing tight, leather, 6-inched, black skirt with a 11/2 inched thick black belt tied upon it.
With some buttons open to show a little belly, a purple sleeveless shirt matched her skirt outfit,
The lady also wore black boots, with length that lasted below her knees.
Standing, 5'6" tall, it was noticed that she wore no make-up to accompany her clear, smooth and fair skin.
Her neck was embellished with a black necklace tightly fastened against her neck with a hanging skull pendant to decorate it.
Her right hand wore a black glove lasting from the middle of the lower arm while her left hand wore nothing.
Upon all the girl's interesting and rather beautiful features, the band-aid on her left cheek was the most noticeable of all.
The boys were now staring seductively at her. With senses stimulated by her sexy and curvaceous body.
She walked into the building entrance and tons of boys were following her. She stopped by the principal's office and entered.
"Who is she?" one of the drooling boys asked.
"I don't know…" the other said. "…And I don't care!"
"…As long as she's sexy and beautiful…" he continued with red marks on the face.
The mysterious woman finally went out of the said office.
She turned left twice. The guys were still following her.
She reached the canteen and wandered her eyes through it.
'Alas!' she smiled sheepishly. 'She found him…'
He was sitting on a table, sleeping and drooling with a gaggle of girls around him.
She approached them and the girls looked at her with anger.
"Wake up." she said. Rukawa lifted his head, trying to analyze who the figure was.
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Five-year old Lemon sat calmly under the serene figure of the maple tree. Her eyes switching from every corner of their secret meeting place.
She looked at her fingers and arranged it in a weird manner. It resembles Yusuke Urameshi's reigun.
'Hahahah!' her inner nerves laughed at the thought of what will happen when her so-called friend came.
'You like him, don't you?' came a little voice from her mind.
'Of course not!' she protested. 'I'm not like other girls who would fall for a boy who was a total idiot and has mastered the art of drooling! It sucks! Keep Lemon away from those simpletons!'
'Really?' the voice teased her more.
She raised an eyebrow for such a remark. 'Of course, you good-for-nothing freak!'
'So why do you care to prepare such a stupid joke like that just for him?' the voice said with a little grin.
Lemon raised her eyebrow for the second time. Her joke was no stupid! And besides, she's doing it just for fun! F-U-N FUN!
An evil idea came down to her counterpart. 'Duh?!' the voice frowned. Fun? You wanted to have fun with his butt???
She fainted at her clever remark.
She wanted to have fun with his butt?
'No!' she protested. Of course not!
Confidence took over the little voice. 'Oh, I see! You wanted to touch his butt?'
'No!' she still opposed.
'Or you wanted more? You wanted to touch…taste…kiss…or even…lick? His butt?'
'What the-!' she yelled at the stupid thoughts entering her mind.
'Whatever!' she still sounded unconvinced. She will still do it! She will! She will! She will! And no one would ever stop her from doing so!'
Finally, the object of her joke came. He got off his bike and went straight into the garden. The girl moved to welcome him with her dirty jokes.
"Hi! Kaede Gukawa…!" she greeted him with a big foolish smile.
He moved his blue eyes to where she was situated. "It's RUkawa, idiot."
"I don't care! If its Gukawa or Rukawa it doesn't matter!" she said proudly with hands on the waist.
"It doesn't matter to an idiot like you." he remarked.
"You are the one who is idiot!!!" she shouted.
He glared at her with his creepy eyes. "Shut up."
"Shut yourself up!"
"Idiot."
"Asshole!"
"Freak."
"Buffoon!"
"Do'aho."
"Baka!"
"Idiot."
After the exchange of foolish names, the dark blue-haired girl broke the silence.
"Aren't we beginning, bakero?" she asked him trying to control her temper.
'This girl is psychotic.' he thought. Can't she see that he's here, alive and well, so, the logical thing to do was only to begin! Idiot!
"Turn backwards." she commanded him.
'Turn backwards? Is turning backwards included in the festival?!' Rukawa said to himself as he followed and turned a little.
'Now what? I turned backwards. She's at my back. Everything's calm. Nothing's wrong except for-…"
"Placckkk…" a little sound was heard.
He gulped.
'Y…you…-' was his only reaction.
He faced the girl who played a foolish trick on him and glared at her with evil looks.
"Ooops…sorry!" she smiled. "I touched it."
Ounces of boiling blood flowed from his nerves. Shit! Sorry she touched it! She meant she accidentally touched it! How dare she touched his butt with her dirty fingers!
His eyes were now blazing hot towards the girl who did nothing but smile and laugh.
"You do like it, RUkawa-kun!" she guffawed at his unexpected reaction.
No reaction was heard from the victim. 'Crap. And now she's accusing you that you actually like what she did?! For hell's sake… his butt is even more expensive than she herself!'
There was silence for a while but the blue-eyed guy immediately broke it up.
"You do like touching my butt…" he said to the teaser.
The girl fumed at his statement. That was exactly what the voice in her mind said.
His butt? No way! Hers is even more fleshy and wonderful than his!
"In your dreams!" she sarcastically shouted as she moved a little bit forward and enveloped her arms to each other. "We better begin now, Kaede."
'Yeah, right! Nice play, men!' he sighed.
She turned her back and faced the raven-haired guy. She smiled and raised her hands…
"First lesson…" she stated.
He gulped again for the second time. I smell trouble…
"You… must… learn… how… to…"
He moved a little backward preparing for whatever will happen.
"…DANCE!" she finished.
He gulped again at her statement.
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Seventeen-year-old Rukawa Kaede looked at the girl with glimmering blue eyes.
'Who is she?' he asked himself. 'Another fan girl?'
No. She didn't look like one.
'Well I don't care! Fan girl or not! I'll just resume sleeping…' he decided but before he can even lay his head on the table, the mysterious lady pinched his ear.
"Don't sleep, you, freak!" the woman smiled.
He was irritated. "Just who are you to ruin my sleep." he whispered.
The lady removed her shades and revealed a pair of light purple eyes. The boys drooled more in seeing those things.
She smiled and softly uttered, "Just call me… Lemon…"
"Is she kidding? Lemon was a fruit?" the girls gossiped.
'Lemon…' he thought deeply. He knew what a lemon is… wait… A lemon is… some kind… of a…
"Are you some kind of a vegetable?" ( anime fall)
"Darn you, bakero!" she yelled. "You didn't even remember me!"
"Okay, I'll just introduce myself!" she was infuriated.
The students all turned to her and listened.
"I'm Miss Lemonade Pringles…" she introduced. "And I'm his…"
"His what?!" the others tried to ask.
"I'm his…"
"What?!" they can't wait for the answer…
"I'm… His… "
"GIRLFRIEND…"
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Pls. don't judge this story by the 'girlfriend' thing… Just read the next chap when it's updated.
