Percy Stuff
Mikia

Chapter 2-Ronniekins

A loud thwap echoed through the hall and a voice that instantly sounded like either Fred or George could be heard.

"HONESTLY!!! YOU DON'T YELL 'ROBBERY' DURING ONE!! YOU PRAT!!"

"SORRY!! IT WAS HIS IDEA ANYWAY!!"

"WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SCARE HIM, NOT WARN HIM!"

Percy suddenly felt the wave of a headache coming.

The yelling went down and footsteps trampled over into the living room. Percy held in his urge to snort at the sight- four figures in black with what looked like his mother's panty hose on their heads covering their faces.

"Wh-What on earth?"

"Please don't ask," said the shortest, removing the panty hose and sitting in the armchair. It was Ginny.

The other three followed and removed their panty hose as well throwing them onto the floor and seating them selves around Percy. Percy shot glances at each of his siblings.

"You were trying to rob me?" he stuttered.

"Not really, just trying to scare you," Fred admitted throwing Ron a nasty look.

"Which failed horribly," George added

Ron only made a sour face and slumped down more in his chair.

Percy only rolled his eyes and went back to his book the memories of his siblings infant times rolling in his head.

*MEMORIES!!!!!!* (I'm being stupid again, no need to tell me)

"All right children, gather round," Arthur said joyfully as they all entered the living room. Percy's hair was extremely frazzled, the twins each both holding permanent markers with what looked like war paint on their faces (much to Percy's horror) while Bill and Charlie were once again snickering in the corner.

"Now you all know the process, 'cept for Fred and George of course-"

"Please don't tell me what I think it is," Percy pleaded shooting glances at the twins and then at his father.

Arthur only let out a hearty laugh and patted Percy on the head. "C'mon now Percy, what's wrong with another brother?"

Percy let out the most terrifying scream known to mankind which made Bill and Charlie laugh even louder.

"Percival Ignatius Weasley! You know better than to scream with a baby around!" Molly yelled rocking a cooing bundle of ' joy'.

Percy's glasses slid further down off his nose as he stared at the new household member. His mother knelt down in front of him, eyes glaring, and gently handed him the baby.

"Now no more screaming; or else you'll have diaper duty for a week. Now, take the baby over to Fred and George and show them their brother," she said almost too forcefully.

"B-But why can't you do it?" Percy protested.

"Percy, mummy has been holding Ronnie since we got here," she said sweetly venom flashing through her eyes.

Percy gulped and gently cradled the baby. He stared down at his new brother the sharp memory of Fred and George was twirling in his mind once again.

'He looks just like they were, innocent, quiet, but you aren't, are you,' he thought suddenly feeling another scream coming up. He choked it back and walked over to the curious red-headed twins who were currently bouncing on the couch to see what was going on. They sat down as he approached them still clutching their permanent markers.

"Now Fred, George, be nice; this is your new brother Ron," he showed them gently putting the baby in between them so they could get a good look. Bad idea.

The twins looked down at the sleeping glob of flesh blinking in curiosity and glanced at one another. Evil smiles crept over their faces and they looked back at their baby brother. Like swords they both raised their markers over Ron's head ready for the kill.

"FRED! GEORGE! NOO!!!" Percy yelled.

Too Late.

Both twins stabbed their brother on the forehead making a clearly visible dot over each eyebrow causing their brother to look like a slug with two eyes. Ron who just experienced a sudden pain going through his skull, popped open his eyes and started to scream. Percy quickly took Ron away, feeling the all familiar ringing in his ears as Ron cried at the top of his lungs.

He quickly looked over to his mother and father who were staring at the twins. Arthur slapped his forehead, while Molly stormed over to the ink covered twins and started to scold them. Bill and Charlie, as usual, were making a symphony by laughing uncontrollably.

Percy was on the verge of tears as he rocked Ron back and forth attempting to calm him down. It never worked for Fred and George but he had to try. After a minute or so, the only sound Ron was making was a quiet whimper and sniffle. Arthur uncovered his eyes, Molly stopped yelling, and Bill and Charlie were staring in a some what amazed way. Percy felt like he was glowing as he continued to rock his baby brother. He actually stopped a sibling from crying. Molly stood straight up looking utterly joyful, with her hands clasped under her chin.

He stared down at his suddenly new favorite sibling and felt actually happy. Ron opened his eyes once again and stared at his brother. A small connection was made as Ron let a small laugh and kept watching his brother.

'Maybe he won't be like Fred and George,' Percy thought as he continued to rock his brother. He blinked back the tears of joy and looked down back at his brother. Ron suddenly turned a shade of red.

'Oh my gosh! Is he choking? Does he have a fever? Maybe the ink prints gave him brain damage!' panic swept over him as he stopped rocking his brother. 'Maybe he's gonna cry again! Oh geez'!'

He looked up to his mother who was still in her Kodak moment. "Mum! Mum! Ron's turning red! Is something wrong with him! Mum!" he called breaking her moment of innocence.

"Huh? He's turning red? Percy, that doesn't mean there's something wrong with him. It means-Arthur-did you give Ron a diaper?" Molly shot a glance at her husband. Arthur only slapped his forehead in response.

"Mum! What's wrong with Ron!"

"PERCY!! HURRY!! HAND RON OVER TO ME!" Molly hissed stretching out her arms. Percy made a move towards her but he suddenly felt something hot and mushy on his left hand through Ron's blanket. Percy's upper lip started to twitch and his glasses fell off one ear and dangled off his face. Ron on the other hand thought of the whole situation absolutely hilarious and started to giggle. Then something warm and wet followed after which caused his eyes to open wider.

Bill and Charlie, who have been great fans of Percy's when it came to a new sibling howled with laughter which caused the twins to laugh for reasons they didn't know causing them to fall off the couch in imitation.

Percy quickly handed Ron to his mother who was looking quite sympathetic and walked away keeping his wet, left hand far from his body as he possibly could.

He would be washing his hands until supper.

*FINISHED!!!!!*

Another shiver went up his spine. Maybe there was a more pleasant memory stored in his mind.

*MEMORIES!!!!!* (okay!! This is getting really annoying)

He was giving Ron a piggy-back ride. It was a pleasant Easter morning. Everyone was dressed up for the traditional egg hunt. Mum was pregnant again. Ron somewhat wasn't what Percy expected. Actually, Ron took a full blown attachment to him over the last year. Bill and Charlie were of course at Hogwarts, but those who were left at the Burrow enjoyed the Easter tradition.

Ron was squealing in delight while Percy ran through the house. Fred and George were yelling at him for turns for a ride, wanting of course, to ride together.

Percy stopped in front of the bouncing twins and huffed out a few breaths.

"Okay Ronnie! It's Fred and George's turn," Percy puffed slouching squatting down to let Ron off. Ron increased his hold on Percy's neck in protest.

"No! One more!" he commanded.

"Ron, c'mon, get off," Percy pleaded. With no signs of surrender, Percy stood straight up despite the protesting wails of his brothers and got ready for another go. Before he took the first step, he suddenly felt something moist going down his back. It all felt very familiar but he didn't know where. Then Ron giggled. "Percy! I pee-pee on you!"

"ARRGGHHH!!! MUM!! RON PEED ON MY BACK!!"

*FINISHED!!!!!!*

'Okay, that wasn't even close to pleasant,' he thought has he snapped out of it. He didn't realize how long he was just staring at his book until he noticed that his siblings changed out of their black ninja costumes into regular clothes and currently playing a game of Exploding Snap.

'I wonder where all these memories are coming from,' he thought and went back to his book while the noise returned. Then he caught a glance of his bookmark. It was the one Ginny made when she was little.

'Oh God, here we go again.' Percy thought and sunk back into his memories.

Author: Okay! Explanation one: my mom came into the apartment *still in Korea* after going through the market. Since it was only a little while ago since she left my sister didn't lock the door. So my mom came inside and yelled "ROBBERY!" stupid reason? I know it is, but I couldn't stop laughing after I told my mom that robbers don't warn the people they're robbing. Then I couldn't get the image of the Weasley siblings arguing over that with Percy just blinking. I have a stupid mind, I know that. Explanation two: ask Thalia Poet about that, she'll kill me if I say..... not unless I hear some good begging... just jk.. Seriously..ask her about it, she tells it better than I do. Next chapter, Ginny, I still need to think about that one. Please Review! Also, I'm sorry for that whole Memories thing, but my italics are really not working out and I feel dull but just saying Flashback. Oh, I don't own Cats either.