Authors: A and Farore
Title: Meet the Family
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13 just to be safe
Timeline: 2 years pre-AOTC
Archive: Please ask first
Disclaimer: We don't own the original Star Wars characters. They belong to George Lucas etc. However, Ayisha Kenobi is our creation. We don't make any money of this.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meet the Family
Annie: "Master?"
Obi: "Yes, my padawan?"
Annie: "Why is it that every time I walk down the streets I can feel a group of people following me? When I look back I see a bunch of gleamy eyes and drooling faces."
Obi: "Two words, padawan: HOT JEDI."
Annie: "Uhm what?"
Obi: "Ok, I guess we need to have a talk. See, the Jedi attract especially young females like magnets." He turned to Annie, seriously. "So be afraid. Very afraid." He exhaled deep. "And remember NEVER sing in public! Or you will be run down by all the girls of Coruscant!"
Annie shuddered at the thought.
Annie: "Ok I'll be careful, master."
Obi: "Oh and by the way, my sister's coming to town. I've got too many duties myself so I told her you'd introduce the Temple and its surroundings to her."
Annie bumped his head against a wall.
Obi: "Stop that Anakin Skywalker. She is a very lovely young woman so there is no need for you to act that way. Do you understand?"
Annie: "Yes master."
Obi: "It has been a while since I've seen her and I want her to have a great time here. And I know that you're familiar with all the most important sightseeing here."
Annie: "Yes master."
Obi: "So I'm expecting you to be nice to her."
Annie: "Yes master."
Obi: "And Anakin, please try not to break your light sabre, OK?"
Annie: "Yes master."
Obi-Wan left for his chores. Anakin just stood there and tried to calm down. 'How could he warn me about breaking my light sabre?!? It is one of the most valuable things I own and I would never break it!...well actually ALMOST never...well I broke it twice in last month and three times the month before... Oh, I think that I'll see his point...' And after doing this much of hard thinking Anakin felt hungry so he left to the cafeteria.
As usual, he ate so much so fast the padawans sitting next to him were stunned he didn't get sick. He checked out the chrono on his wrist and noticed he was late! He ran off the cafeteria and didn't stop until he saw the guest landing spot on the Temple hangar. Obi-Wan was already there, impatiently tapping his foot.
Obi: "You're late."
Annie: "I'm sorry, master. I - I think my chrono's not working properly." He smiled sheepishly.
Obi frowned: "You've got an excuse for everything! Wait till you get back home and I - AAAAGH!!" He flinched at the Gordenian ship that almost landed on top of him.
Annie stifled a laugh.
Obi: "Ha ha very funny! Your arrogance sickens me, Annie. Maybe it's time for you to attend Yoda's lectures about close combat."
Annie: "But master, the troll only tries to find every possible weakness in me so he'll get to hit me in the head with the gimmer stick."
Obi: "Exactly what you need. And stop calling him a troll."
Annie: (sigh) "Yes, master."
The ship Obi identified being his sister's had finally landed. While the cockpit opened Obi turned to his padawan one last time: "Remember, Anakin. Whatever happens, you behave yourself, got it?"
Annie: "Got it, master." He stuck his tongue out when Obi wasn't looking.
Obi hissed over his shoulder: "Padawan, when did you regress back to a child? I'll pretend I didn't feel that."
TBC if you review, so.
.review, review.pretty please!
Title: Meet the Family
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13 just to be safe
Timeline: 2 years pre-AOTC
Archive: Please ask first
Disclaimer: We don't own the original Star Wars characters. They belong to George Lucas etc. However, Ayisha Kenobi is our creation. We don't make any money of this.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meet the Family
Annie: "Master?"
Obi: "Yes, my padawan?"
Annie: "Why is it that every time I walk down the streets I can feel a group of people following me? When I look back I see a bunch of gleamy eyes and drooling faces."
Obi: "Two words, padawan: HOT JEDI."
Annie: "Uhm what?"
Obi: "Ok, I guess we need to have a talk. See, the Jedi attract especially young females like magnets." He turned to Annie, seriously. "So be afraid. Very afraid." He exhaled deep. "And remember NEVER sing in public! Or you will be run down by all the girls of Coruscant!"
Annie shuddered at the thought.
Annie: "Ok I'll be careful, master."
Obi: "Oh and by the way, my sister's coming to town. I've got too many duties myself so I told her you'd introduce the Temple and its surroundings to her."
Annie bumped his head against a wall.
Obi: "Stop that Anakin Skywalker. She is a very lovely young woman so there is no need for you to act that way. Do you understand?"
Annie: "Yes master."
Obi: "It has been a while since I've seen her and I want her to have a great time here. And I know that you're familiar with all the most important sightseeing here."
Annie: "Yes master."
Obi: "So I'm expecting you to be nice to her."
Annie: "Yes master."
Obi: "And Anakin, please try not to break your light sabre, OK?"
Annie: "Yes master."
Obi-Wan left for his chores. Anakin just stood there and tried to calm down. 'How could he warn me about breaking my light sabre?!? It is one of the most valuable things I own and I would never break it!...well actually ALMOST never...well I broke it twice in last month and three times the month before... Oh, I think that I'll see his point...' And after doing this much of hard thinking Anakin felt hungry so he left to the cafeteria.
As usual, he ate so much so fast the padawans sitting next to him were stunned he didn't get sick. He checked out the chrono on his wrist and noticed he was late! He ran off the cafeteria and didn't stop until he saw the guest landing spot on the Temple hangar. Obi-Wan was already there, impatiently tapping his foot.
Obi: "You're late."
Annie: "I'm sorry, master. I - I think my chrono's not working properly." He smiled sheepishly.
Obi frowned: "You've got an excuse for everything! Wait till you get back home and I - AAAAGH!!" He flinched at the Gordenian ship that almost landed on top of him.
Annie stifled a laugh.
Obi: "Ha ha very funny! Your arrogance sickens me, Annie. Maybe it's time for you to attend Yoda's lectures about close combat."
Annie: "But master, the troll only tries to find every possible weakness in me so he'll get to hit me in the head with the gimmer stick."
Obi: "Exactly what you need. And stop calling him a troll."
Annie: (sigh) "Yes, master."
The ship Obi identified being his sister's had finally landed. While the cockpit opened Obi turned to his padawan one last time: "Remember, Anakin. Whatever happens, you behave yourself, got it?"
Annie: "Got it, master." He stuck his tongue out when Obi wasn't looking.
Obi hissed over his shoulder: "Padawan, when did you regress back to a child? I'll pretend I didn't feel that."
TBC if you review, so.
.review, review.pretty please!
