"A Whole Lot Of Party"
Author: Lynds
Author's Note: Hey everyone! This one goes right out to Carolyn who
requested this type of story, I don't know how much she or any of you guys
will like it but here you go! Carolyn happy birthday! And Mary THANK YOU
for ALL your help with this. Enjoy!
Summary: Takes place in third season though for the sake of the story
Lindsay and Helen have birthdays weeks apart and are both turning 30.
Lindsay and Bobby are dating.
Disclaimer: None of them are mine. But for Carolyn's birthday I give her
Dylan! (Sorry Dottie)

"Whole Lot Of Party"
Bobby walked out of his office with his briefcase in hand. Lindsay was at
her desk packing up her things for the night, her birthday was in two days.
The big 30, she was trying to not think about it. Helen and her decided to
have dinner tomorrow night because their birthdays were only a week apart
and they were both turning 30. Helen was being a better sport then Lindsay
though.
"You ready?" Lindsay asked Bobby when he came out.
"Yeah, but instead of going right to your place could you stop by my place
and get me the file on my counter? I'll go to your place and get dinner
started."
"Bobby." She wined. She looked at him and gave in. "Fine." He smiled at her
and gave her a kiss.
"Thanks baby."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." She hit him playfully and he walked out the door. She
finished up a little more work before grabbing her things and heading out.
Locking the door after her she walked to her car and pulled out of the
parking garage. Her cell phone rang and she picked it up.
"Lindsay Dole."
"Linds, it's me." It was Helen.
"Hey babe what's up?"
"Well I know Bobby was cooking you and I dinner at our place tonight but I
can't get my car to start, I'm still at the office. Could you come and get
me and then we can go home?"
"I can come and get you but I also promised Bobby I'd stop by his place and
pick up a file for him then we're going home."
"Okay that's fine."
"Kay, I'll be there in five minutes."
"Thanks babe, just pull up I'll be outside."
"Okay." Lindsay hung up her phone, drove to Helen's office, picked her up
and drove over to Bobby's. When she pulled in and parked she turned to
Helen.
"Stay here, I'll be right back."
"Wait, I have to go to the bathroom." Lindsay told her to come with her.
They walked up to his door and Lindsay unlocked the door. It was dark so
she turned on the switch by the door and suddenly she heard screams of
"Surprise." Both her and Helen jumped back startled. They both looked
around the room to find the firm there and the apartment decorated with
balloons and streamers.
"Guess I'm not here to get a file." Lindsay said still in shock facing
Helen.
"Guess not." Helen laughed. Bobby walked over to Lindsay and kissed her.
"Happy birthday sweetie." She smiled and walked further into the apartment
looking at the decorations.
"You guys." She said to them with a big smile. Bobby ushered her to sit in
the living room. Helen followed her and sat next to her. "You guys didn't
have to do this."
"Of course we did, it's your 30th birthday. Both of you." Bec spoke up.
"Well thank you guys." Lindsay said to them all.
"Come on let's get this party started." Lucy jumped up turning on the
radio. Bobby and Lindsay walked into the kitchen grabbing the beers from
the fridge. They walked back out handing everyone a beer. 20 minutes later
the doorbell rang and Lindsay, who had found herself comfortable on Bobby's
lap was the first to awknoweldge the doorbell.
"Who else did you invite Bobby?" He shrugged his shoulders.
"I didn't invite anyone, did you guys?" They all shook their head and then
Jimmy, who had hade one too many beers already spoke.
"Oh, say guysssss" He added a slur to his 's' "I vited ova Robertaa." He
couldn't talk because of the amount of beers he'd had already. Everyone
looked at him.
"What? Huh?" Was all that sounded through the room.
"I'll get the d.. door." Jimmy stood up and stumbled at first before
reaching the door which revealed a Judge Kittleson and Judge Hiller. They
entered and everyone was silent.
"Judge Hiller?" Bobby, Lindsay and Helen said.
"Roberta told me to come hope you don't mind." They all shook their heads.
"I better get really wasted tonight so I forget anything that happens."
Lindsay whispered to Bobby who nodded.
"Okay, let's play some karokeee." Helen stood fumbling for the stereo.
"Helen, it's kareoke." Ellenor informed her.
"No, it's karaokee." Lindsay stated.
"You're all wrong, it's karrrookkea." Eugene said. Everyone turned to him
lauging not even beginning to understand what Eugene had said. They all
just laughed and reached for more beers. Helen went throgh Bobby's CD's and
saw one of her Celine Dion CD's, she turned and looked at Bobby and
Lindsay.
"Explain this one Lindsay?" Lindsay shrugged.
"I must've brought it over one night Bobby and I here." She was bordering
on tipsy along with Bobby and Bec. Lucy, Eugene, Ellenor and Jimmy were
beyond tipsy. Judge Kittleson was sitting quiet drinking water, but Judge
Hiller had joined in and was working towards tipsy.
"Well, I'm singing one of these songs." There were groans and grumbles all
through the room. "Lesss see." She put the CD in and turned facing
everyone. She slurred more than sang the words to "Because You Loved Me."
She danced around but not enough to liven the party up. When her song was
over Lindsay stood up and got her Madonna CD she put it to track number 3
and stood on the coffee table in the middle of the living room. She handed
her beer to Bobby and took an empty one that was on the floor as her
microphone. She wait as the music began and started singing to the lyrcis.
I made it through the wilderness
She started moving her hips and dancing all over the table moving back an
forth. She was pretty tipsy but managed to get the words out.
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you
She pointed to Bobby and grinned, he just sat back smiling looking at his
girlfriend.
I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
By now Lindsay had jumped off the table and was dancing her way too Bobby
all the while singing into her "microphone."
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine
She was sitting on his lap with her legs strattled around him, oblivious to
the audience she had and she leaned in against his chest singing each word
to him with pride.
Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last
She smiled and continued singing to Bobby then she jumped up again and took
her spot on the table.
You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat
Next to mine
By now she was laying on her back across the table with her legs in the
air. She didn't care who was watching. She turned on her stomach and leaned
forward looking into the group.
Oooh, oooh, oooh

You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I've nothing to hide
She moved to the ground crawling towards Bobby on the couch who was now
sitting there shocked, it was a side even he dind't have the pleasure of
seeing before.

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat
Next to mine
She was on the ground lost in her own perfomance not noticing the others.
Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
She popped up with each last verse belting it out loud.
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can't you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

She finally managed to make her way into Bobby's lap again where we was
dancing for him all the while still singing and he just held onto her hips,
partly to feel her body and also to keep her steady from falling. When she
was done she gave him a long passionate kiss in front of everyone and
pulled back getting up and taking her bow as everyone clapped, cheered and
screamed amazed at what they had just seen. This was a side of Lindsay they
had never seen or even thought existed. She sat down again as Eugene and
Jimmy got up to sing "Hells Bell" by ACDC. Eugene and Jimmy were both
completely wasted and they told Bobby to sing with them, he kept objecting
until Lindsay finally pushed him up with them and they stood there singing.
When they were done Bobby sat back down.
"I cannot believe you made me do that." He whispered to Lindsay. She just
smiled.
"You guys were boring. Come on girls!" She jumped up and Ellenor, Helen,
Lucy, and Bec stood up following her. Lindsay looked at the judges. "You
coming?" Judge Kittleson shook her head but Judge Hiller stood up
following. They all huddled around the corner near the stereo, Lindsay
backed up and walked into Bobby's bedroom with the girls. The guys all
looked at each other. Five minutes later the girls came out dressed in
Lindsay's costume feathered boas. Lindsay was also wearing one of Bobby's
buttoned down work shirts with a pair of his boxers underneath. The girls
were all dressed up and had long gloves on their arms. And while Lindsay
had one of her hairbrushes so did Ellenor and Judge Hiller, but Lucy, Bec,
and Helen were using two of Bobby's lamps that were short but standing on
the ground. Bobby's smile had grown as soon as Lindsay walked out in his
clothes. Lindsay stood on the table with her brush in 0hand and the girls
all took their spots behind her. She looked back at the girls and smiled.
"Ready ladies?" They all nodded and she hit the play button on the stereo
with the remote. They all faced their audience and waited for the singing
to begin.
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away
Lindsay was singing and dancing on the table smiling the whole time at
Bobby who smiled right back. She twirled around on the table losing her
balance but Bobby was there to catch her when she fell. She laughed and he
led her back up to the table. He walked away and she took the tie off that
was around her neck and wrapped it around him pulling him to her again. He
rested his hands on her waist after he got up on the table and was dancing
with her too.

They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are
"Sing it girls!" Lindsay screamed.
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
They all were singing and dancing around the living room. By the time they
had finished singing the chorus Bobby and Lindsay were dancing on the table
trying to keep balance while Eugene and Bec had started up dancing, Judge
Kittleson and Jimmy were dancing and Helen was trying to push in with Bobby
and Lindsay but gave up and decided to join Lucy, Ellenor and Judge Hiller.
When it was Lindsay's turn to sing again she pulled Bobby against her and
he started singing with her.
Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be

Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play
Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day, 'cause they are
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Living in a material world [material]
Living in a material world

Living in a material world [material]
Living in a material world
Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
A material, a material, a material, a material world
Living in a material world [material]
Living in a material world

Living in a material world [material]
Living in a material world
When the song was over they were all busy singing long into the next song.
They had finished singing but continued to dance into the next song, and
soon after that they didn't stop dancing until the CD was over. Bobby and
Lindsay collapsed onto the couch and everyone else managed to scatter
around the living room on the floor. They all grabbed another beer and
laughed at anything. They were have so much fun, who knew that these people
could be this amount of fun together. Nobody spoke until Lucy did.
"What should we do next?"
"Truth or Dare!" Helen screamed. Everyone nodded and decided to play.
"Who wants to go first."
"I do!" Helen yelled. "Lindsay."
"Uh oh." She mumbled to Bobby who was stroking her thigh. He just nodded to
her and laughed.
"Truth or dare."
"Truth."
"You're no fun. Okay let's see. Is it true you and Bobby had sex on the old
conference table and you guys had to buy a new one because of the scratches
on it when you really used the excuse that you won the tabacco case and
could afford a new one." Lindsay looked at Bobby who looked down and she
just smiled.
"Yes." There were groans if gross and eww all around the room and her and
Bobby just smiled at each other.
"Okay now me. Hmmm..... Lucy truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Okay, go out in the hall and knock on any random neighbors door and when
they open it stat singing "I'm too sexy." and dance." There was laughter
all over the room as Lucy got up and walked to the door. Lindsay and
everyone else followed and watched as she knocked on the door.
"Oh no Bobby, she knocked on poor old Mrs. Miller's apartment." Lindsay
whipsered to Bobby and he nodded.
"I hope she can forgive us."
"She will, you'll have to really help her big time in her apartment and
with her grocery's."
"I will." We laughed. She opened her door in her robe and hair curlers.
"Yes?" She asked and Lucy started singing her song while doing a little
dance. Horrified Mrs. Miller slammed her door closed and mounts of laughter
came from Bobby's apartment. They all sat back in on the floor.
"Okay Bobby."
"You thought you had it bad." He complained to Lindsay and she giggled.
"Truth or dare."
"Dare." He knew he was drunk if he said dare to her.
"Okay since you are such a prude. Take Lindsay and make out for 5 minutes
with her on the coffee table. See what kind of scratches you can make."
More laughter rang his apartment. Bobby turned to Lindsay who he thought
would be bright red but instead was up and waiting to go over.
"Come on Bobby we'll show them prude." He nodded and they walked over to
the table and laid down making out for far more than five minutes.
"Okay Bobby and Lindsay you aren't prude we believe you guys!" Lucy
screamed. They all played Truth or Dare for a while and then got sick of
it. They were quiet again.
"Eugene when and where?" Lindsay asked out of nowhere. Everyone turned to
her and had no idea what she was talking about.
"Excuse me?"
"When and where was the first place, you know when you did it?"
"Oh. Well let's see. Junior year backseat of my first car after Junior
prom." There were mumbles of how original that was.
"Okay." Eugene started. "Jimmy how about you?"
"Uh..well, well you see."
"Oh come on Jimmy, we know you've done it, we know you're Catholic but you
have done it right?" He stayed quiet and everyone forced back their
laughter and Bec spoke up.
"Lcuy?"
"16 years old my bedroom, my dad and step thingy were away for the
weekend."
"That's original too. Someone here had a daring side of their's dont
they?"
"Ellenor?"
"Nope, original, motel, Senior graduation."
"Helen? I know Helen has something different."
"Freshman at Harvard, Lindsay's bed she walked in on us." There was
laughter in the whole room.
"I never leave my bedroom unlocked anymore." More laughter and Helen spoke.
"Okay Bobby, 'Mr. I proved I'm not prude' Donnell. How about you?" He was
quiet for a minute.
"Two years ago, my couch in my office." Everyone was quiet. Nobody believed
him, even Lindsay didn't believe him because that would have been her. He
saw her face and explained. "The first time I made love to the woman I
loved and turned my world upside down and changed my world, two years ago
in my office." Lindsay had tears in her eyes while everyone laughed. They
kissed and hugged and then Ellenor asked Lindsay.
"How about Lindsay?" Lindsay turned pale.
"Um...let's just say I beat all of you."
"Wow, you beat 16?" Bec asked surprised.
"Uh..yeah. Hey, I'll go get us some more beers." Lindsay got up and Bobby
reached down pulling her back down.
"No, no you're not getting out of it this easy Lindsay. You've showed
you're not scared to let out so please do share." Bobby said.
"No you guys, Lindsay is right we could use more beers." Helen tried saving
Lindsay.
"No, Helen we all shared now Lindsay can share." Bobby was getting
impatient.
"Bobby---" Helen tried arguing.
"No, Helen it's alright if Bobby wants to know Bobby can know!" She yelled
through gritted teeth. She was angry for having to say it but also scared
because she thought he'd hate her after he found out what she did.
"Good now tell us." Bobby held her in his arms.
"7th grade, 12 years old Holy Trinity Church up in the bell loft! Are you
happy." She burt into tears grabbed Bobby's arms and pulled out of his
embrace running in his bedroom. Everyone just sat there in silence. Nobody
knew what to say. Bobby sat there shocked and kicking himself for pushing
her. Helen got up to walk to Bobby's room but Bobby stopped her.
"Helen, no let me."
"Bobby--"
"I need to do this."
"Be careful, and give her time." He nodded and got up walking into his room
he found Lindsay on his bed now in a pair of his pajamas holding his pillow
crying. He knocked softly just to aware Lindsay of his presence. He walked
in and sat next to her on the bed, storking her back he sat there. He
didn't know what to say, he wanted to try to make light of the subject.
"Lindsay, what a sin a church? Shame on you, you better go to confession."
She sat up and looked in his eyes.
"What's wrong? You don't want to be with me because I've sinned! I've
sinned much worse Bobby!" She was screaming.
"Lindsay, I was just trying to lighten the moment."
"Yeah well, this isn't a moment that needs lightening."
"What happened? Please tell me."
"You'll think I'm awful and you won't want to be with me or have any kids
with me."
"Why? Linds, why wouldn't I?" She caved into his arms and cried.
"It was my dad."
"What was sweetie?"
"He, he used to rape me." Bobby felt like the air had been taken from his
lungs. How could someone hurt her like that. "That was the first time he
did it, at my Aunt's wedding, he hated her and he would always come after
me saying his hate and anger was my fault. He got me pregnant and my mom
made me get an abortion." She just stayed in his arms there was no way she
could look at him she knew how he felt about that.
"Oh honey."
"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
"No, Linds you shouldn't be sorry, you didn't do anything wrong he did."
She nodded her head.
"I know that, took years of therapy but I know." They sat there in silence
for a while and when her tears died down Bobby looked at her.
"You okay?" She nodded.
"Yeah, but I don't want to tell others."
"We won't. But come on let's go it's your birthday!" She laughed and got up
holding his hand. They walked out and everyone was moving the food and
empty beer bottles aside. They looked up when Lindsay and Bobby walked in
and all gave her a not very sober hug.
"I'm okay guys, here I'll get you all some blankets and you can spread them
out on the floor and crash here tonight." It was well past 3 am and none of
them except Judge Kittleson were in condition to drive home.
"Thanks Lindsay and Bobby but Zoey and I should get going and Jimmy is
coming with me." Judge Kittleson spoke up and gathered her things. The
three of them left. Lindsay and Bobby got blankets for everyone and once
they were all settled on the floor like a big slumber party they all said
goodnight and the couple walked into the bedroom. Bobby went into the
bathroom and Lindsay got into bed. Bobby came out a few minutes later and
Lindsay looked at him laughing.
"What? Are you making fun of me?"
"No of course not. I just figured well, it's my birthday and I thought I
was supposed to be the one in my birthday suit yet here you are in yours."
He laughed and ran over to the bed pouncing on her.
"We can change that my love." She giggled as he gave her her special one of
a kind birthday present. Well everyone slept soundly in the next room the
other two stayed up well into the morning. They might be wide awake now but
one thing was for sure. Each and every one of them would be using up a lot
of asprin and water in the morning.
THE END
Well that's it. I didn't really know how to end this one. It was supposed
to be a short one parter but I got into it to a point I didn't know where
to end it. Please let me know what you think! Feedback PLEASE!!!!!