Authors' notes: Sorry that it's taken Doodle and I so long to update. Anyway Goldy, heh it's weird talking about yourself in the third person, did this chapter. But we worked on the following chapter together. And I can only hope that this story will continue to be updated. Thanks for reading!

Darien looked around with a dazed expression on his face. "Would you *stop* doing that?" he hissed.

"Doing what?"

Darien sighed. "That thing that you're doing to make us keep changing places."

Serena nodded in understanding, "Oh, you mean the button I push to make us switch places!"

"Exactly," Darien snapped.

Serena patted his cheek in mock sympathy. "Don't worry honey, I know what I'm doing."

"Strangely enough… that isn't much comfort," he moaned. "Where are we?"

"No where," Serena answered with a shrug.

"No where?"

"I'm watching them," Serena explained, "I wanna see what they do now that we got Angel to Sunnydale. I need to make sure that we don't have to intervene and cast a love spell on them or anything."

"What are we? Witches?!" Darien muttered.

Serena sighed. "Since this isn't our world and we're on the Hellmouth, I figure that we can pretty much do whatever we want to whomever we want."

"I really want to go home."

Serena rolled her eyes. "I need to make sure that Buffy and Angel get back together. And I must prevent the next few seasons from happening."

"Next few seasons from happening…?" Darien questioned. "Wait… I don't want to know."

Without looking at him Serena said, "YES! In the next few years Angel develops "FEELINGS" for CORDELIA! Do you have ANY idea how WRONG that is??? And don't even get me STARTED on SPIKE and Buffy."

Darien stumbled back. "I'm sorry," he mumbled meekly.

Serena's eyes flashed. "And the ONLY GOOD THING about it is RILEY is GONE but he didn't DIE. He's COMING BACK!!! COULD IT GET ANY WORSE???"

"Don't hurt me!" Darien cried as Serena advanced on him with clenched fists.

Serena let out a deep angry breath. "I'm OKAY!" she yelled.

Darien put out his hands as if to keep her from coming any closer. "Wow… someone's a little *obsessed.*"

Serena breathed fire. "I AM NOT OBSSESSED!"

"Sure, honey, whatever you say," Darien interjected quickly.

Taking another deep breath, Serena managed to calm down. "I'm going to make sure that none of that EVER happens," she promised fervently.

"I'm sure you will," Darien agreed.

"And you're going to help me."

"I am?"

Serena nodded. "Don't you see? By us just being here we're throwing everything in a time loop. We don't belong here. We're from another world completely. That's why Xander knew who I was… and that's how I know who they are."

Darien looked confused. "Does that mean there really is an Enterprise?"

Serena rolled her eyes. "*Please* don't tell me you're a trekkie!"

"Hey!" Darien protested, "you're really not the one that she should be talking!"

Serena scowled. "Anyway, us being here… and from another world is what's screwing everything up so badly."

"Is that why they called us cartoons or whatever?" Darien asked, "And how to you know all this stuff?"

"I just do," Serena muttered.

"But… but that doesn't make any sense! NONE of this makes an sense," Darien protested.

"I know! That's the beauty of it!"

Darien moaned. "I'm going to die. I can feel it!"

"Darien, really. The fun is just beginning."

"BEGINNING?"

With a dangerous smile, Serena watched as Buffy and Angel talked with frowns on their faces as the rest of the scoobies looked wearily on. "Yes, it is. Because, after all, what's the fun in having Buffy and Angel back together if they don't provide some angst and entertainment first?"

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TBC

A/N: I know… shameless self-plug here… but go check out all of Goldy's other B/A stories!