How they Act!

Me: After so much pondering on what I should put for KH, I have finally found the one thing that should go in this section!

Leon: A God freaking Blooper wannabe story. You are so God freaking original.

Me: First of all, shut up. And second, who taught you to talk like... that?

Leon: Aerith.

Me: Go fig. Well, it's simple, as we progress through out the game, we have little 'mishaps' on the stage and we try to correct it. And if you havn't finished the game, then this has spoilers.

Leon: Have a great God freaking good time.

Me: That's it. AERITH!

KEY: ~=Is the Describing. Ex: ~Sora rushed up for a gulp of air~ *Action*

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~The screen went black, and the letters rushed up into a single line. Spelling two words: KINGDOM HEARTS. Clouds thundered and lighted themselves as the title rushed forward towards the screen.~

Words: *Crash.*

Director (D): Dammit!

Sora: How did they do that?

D: Who the hell programmed it to do that?!

Me: *Waves happily*

D: And just who the hell are you?

Me: A fanfic author and good time 'friend' of Leon.

Leon: What do you mean by 'friend'? Why were there quotation marks?!

Me: No reason. I'm here to make all your lives miserable by putting you in my fic. Understood?

D: Wouldn't you like a million dollars?

Me: Nope.

D: Damn you.

Me: Hey, I said that I would make you miserable, if I went away then you would be happy!

Sora: No we won't! We would be VERY unhappy! We'd cry and sob and stuff!

Me: Nice try keyboy.

Sora: Darn.

Me: Aww, you're just so cute. Anyway, for the time being, just ignore me and keep going with your kick ass game.

D: Uh, okay. Now, let's try the opening act once more!

~The screen went black, and the letters rushed up into a single line. Spelling two words: KINGDOM HEARTS. Clouds thundered and lighted themselves... pink?~

D: Wha...?

Chibiki: Now ain't that cute?

D: Who the bloody hell did this?!

Me: *Points at Kairi.*

D: Kairi!!!

Kairi: Yes?

D: Did you do that?! *Points to a big screen where the clouds are pink and forming weird shapes*

Kairi: No. I don't even know how to work my CD player.

Riku: *Giggle*

Kairi: What? What's so funny?

D: If you didn't do it then.... *Looks at Chibiki who is playing ping pong with Ansem* Oi. This will be a long day.

Me: And a long chapter!

Ansem: How did you get me to do this? I should be controlling Riku's strong, thin, muscular, tanned, tall, body!

Riku: *Twitches with fear*

Me: Um, Ansem. Do you LIKE molesting young teens?

Ansem: Kinda.

Me: Then stay the hell away from Riku.

Ansem: Aww.

D: Okay, once more. And this time Chibiki, let us try to at least go to the part where Sora is floating in water.

Me: Alright alright.

~The screen went black, and the letters rushed up into a single line. Spelling two words: KINGDOM HEARTS. Clouds thundered and lighted themselves as the title rushed forward towards the screen.~

D: *Mumbling* Good... good....

~The soft and gentle face of Sora appears, his eyes closed and air floating across his clothing. Slowly, Sora leans back as his eyes open in a groggy look and his lips part slightly. The screen goes black once more and words flash and flicker across the screen.~

Sora: I've been having these weird thoughts lately.

~The words spoken were followed by the ones on the screen. Parts of Sora's speech stayed behind as the others vanished.~

Sora: Like, is any of this for real or not?

~The screen goes in and out on Sora as he still seems asleep. The camera goes to the side veiw and Sora's tiny figure is shown falling downwards in the middle of a faint light. He opens his eyes once more before closing them and heading down on what looked like the bottomless abyss. Some bubbles leave his mouth. And a lot more come out of his pants.~

Riku: *Bursts out laughing*

D: Sora!

Sora: What? I couldn't help it!

D: We finally get going on a good scene when you just had to pass your freaking gas!

Me: It's not his fault that his mother cooked pancakes for breakfast.

Sora: Those were good weren't they?

Me: Yeah. I love her blueberry ones.

Sora: Oh, me too!

D: *Rubbing forehead* Can we just get back the the game?

Sora: No, I'm tired. All that floating and stuff made me sleepy. You saw how tired I was in there! I demand a break!

D: *Sigh* Fine. Go do your damn break. Come back tommorow at nine o'clock.

Sora: Pm?

D: Whatever. Everybody, go on home, we're done for today.

Me: Yay! Sora, can I stay over at your place?

Sora: Sure. I think my mom is gonna cooking curry.

Me: Mmm, okay.

~*~*~*~

Me: Okay, that's it for now. We'll pick up later.

Sora: You didn't even get to do the intro!

Me: So? I need my sleep!

Sora: Okay.

Me: Ja Ne from the girl with weird thoughts.