How They Act!
Me: Y'know what's funny? When I looked at my stats page I saw that for one of my stories it had 21 reveiws and for another it had 12!
Cloud: And people would find this interesting WHY?
Me: I dunno. Well, what really surprised me was that on the day that I uploaded this story I had gotten 2 reveiws already only minutes after it was on the site!
Cloud: ..... You..... nevermind.
Me: I'll answer your reveiws after the story, and Cloud is making a special appearance in this chapter!
Cloud: Well I uh.. Hey!
Me: Enjoy!
~*~*~*~
D: Good morning everybody.
Kairi: Hi!
Riku: *Mumbling* Must.... get... Sora.... alone...
Ansem: *Singing* It's raining Riku! Hallelujah! It's raining Riku!
Cloud: .............
Squall: ............
Cloud: .........................
Squall:............................
Cloud: .....................................
Squall: ..................................... Ha! My scilence periods are longer than you!
Cloud: No fair! You have a longer name!
Squall: Don't care! I win!
Goofy: *sounds like that terminator guy* I will pump... YOU UP!
Donald: *Sighs* Quit sucking helium Goofy.
Sora: I thought we were going to start at 9 p.m?
Me: I want to get this over with.
Sora: Oh.
D: Okay, everybody listen up. Since we had a little bit of trouble yesterday, *glares at Sora and Chibiki* we will start all over from the beginning.
Everybody: *Groan*
Sephiroth: I have arrived.
D: Sephiroth! What happened to your voice?!
Sephiroth: I killed the voice actor.
D: What?! You killed Lance Bass?!
Sephiroth: Yes. Yes I did. And my did it feel good not to sound like a complete, arrogant, stuck-up, small minded, incoherent, bastard.
Riku: At least your voice actor didn't show in a soap opera.
David: I heard that! And what's wrong with my voice?
Riku: Oh, nothing. It's just that you sound like the whole teenage boy population. But I guess that's just me, right?
David: I'll show you what this teenage boy can do.
Riku: Bring it on Han Solo!
(Somewhere far away)
Han Solo: *Sneezes*
(Back at the studio)
D: David, go back to your... show.
Me: *Whispering to Sora* If you can call it a show.
Sora: *Giggle*
D: And Riku, quit annoying David. He was the only one allegible for your voice.
Riku: But he sounds so... so... plain!
D: I don't care! Work with it. And you, Sephiroth, use Revive on Lance or it'll be a 80% pay cut!
Sephiroth: You dare threaten me?!
Yuffie: Y'know, you sound gayer with your new voice.
Sephiroth: I do?!
Everybody: Yup.
Sephiroth: Fine. *Revives Lance* You all will pay dearly someday.
Me: Shut up! I want to start this now! It's already 1 o'clock!
Sora: We spent... *counts fingers* one, two, three... four hours talking?!
Me: Yeah! Now I want to get through the intro, at least!
D: Wow, I never knew you cared.
Me: I don't, I just want to see what other kind of bloopers will ensue us for today!
D: Um... okay. Everybody get into position!
Me: *Laughs*
D: What are you laughing at?
Me: *Still laughing* Try.. t-to think back.. to what... *Laugh* you s-said..
D: Huh? ... Oh God! You're gross!
Me: I know!
D: Excuse me while I take a much needed day off. Chibiki, find someone to start the whole scene.
Me: Okay... *Looks around* You!
Fuuga Kumi: Me?
Me: Yeah you. You'll be the director until the other one is done.. um... doing his personal buisness.
D: *Sounds a little distant* Don't make it sound-
Cloud: *Sips his milk*
(A/N: There's another reason why I chose Cloud to drink milk. Can you figure it out? And yes, I am that sick and perverted.)
D: -like I'm masturbating!
Cloud: *Spits out milk* Pah! People are trying to drink you know!
Fuuga: Okay, calm down, both of you.
Cloud: No way in Hell am I going to let that stupid bitch get away for making me waste my milk!
Fuuga: Do you want to be in my next gender bender?
Cloud: .......... No.
Fuuga: That's a good bishounen. Now shut up while we start the intro for Kingdom Hearts.
Cloud: *Grumble* Okay....
~The screen went black, and the letters rushed up into a single line. Spelling two words: KINGDOM HEARTS. Clouds thundered and lighted themselves as the title rushed forward towards the screen.~
Ansem: *Thinking* If I am able to control Riku... then why not Sora? Hm, I must test this theory.
~The soft and gentle face of Sora appears, his eyes closed and air floating across his clothing. Slowly, Sora leans back as his eyes open in a groggy look and his lips part slightly. The screen goes black once more and words flash and flicker across the screen.~
Sora: I've been having these weird thoughts lately.
~The words spoken were followed by the ones on the screen. Parts of Sora's speech stayed behind as the others vanished.~
Sora: Like, is any of this for real or not?
~The screen goes in and out on Sora as he still seems asleep. The camera goes to the side veiw and Sora's tiny figure is shown falling downwards in the middle of a faint light. He opens his eyes once more before closing them and heading down on what looked like the bottomless abyss. Some bubbles leave his mouth.~
Kairi: *Whisperes to Fuuga* Does Sora know that we can look up his shorts in this part?
Fuuga: I'm guessing from that blush on his face that he does know.
Kairi: Oh.
Fuuga: Wait... why are you looking up his pants?!
Kairi: *Blush* N-no reason!
Riku: *Looks at Kairi* You sick, perverted, nasty, little bi-
Me: Watch out!
Riku: Huh? *Gets hit by a ball of noodles* What the hell?! Why did you hit me with a ball of noodles?
Me: 'Cause I wanted to stop you from calling Kairi a bitch.
Riku: But then, didn't you just call her one just now?
Me: Shut up.
Riku: Never.
Mystic Fanel: OH MY GOD!
Me: What's wrong other fanfic author?
Mystic: Sora! He's... he's... TURNED INTO A SHE!
Me: What?! *Looks at Sora*
Sora: *Still floating in water but is blushing because she has breasts that are kind of buldging against her clothing* Um... Guys? I kinda have a problem here.
Riku: Well this is... interesting.
Kairi: What have they done to you?!
Sephiroth: *Too busy watching the funeral scene in FFVII to notice*
Donald: *Too high off his ass to care about it*
Goofy: *Too stupid to notice the change in Sora*
Me: FUUGA!
Fuuga: Yeeeeeeees?
Me: Change him, I mean her, I mean... just return Sora to the way Sora used to be!
Fuuga: But don't you find this a little bit more... original?
Me: Don't care! Change.... Sora..... back now!
Fuuga: Fine. *Changes Sora to a him* You're no fun.
Me: Like I give a rat's ass at the moment?
Tsumina: My, don't you have weird fascination with that word?
Me: Actually, my favorite swear is shit, but I usually only say it when I'm pissed off.
Tora: Which is when? Everyday?
Me: Hush. You're lucky I'm writing you in my fic without having you groping on one of the characters.
Tora: You don't even know me that well anyway.
Me: I know.
(Suddenly everybody is sitting in a circle and there's a glass bottle in the middle)
Chibi: Eh?! Why are we in this insanity?!
Me: 'Cause you reveiwed. I'm rewarding all of you by letting you all be in this chapter and later ones as well.
D: *Mumbling* We'll never get done with the intro now.
Ari Powwel: Where's Riku? I want to see him!
Riku: Eh? Why me?
Ari: Because, you are what I call a REAL bishounen!
Riku: But according to that test I took on the internet, I'm a 'Hero.'
Chibi: That sounds more like Sora, dude.
Me: Be quiet all of you! I want to give everybody a break from the whole acting scene and play a game!
Sephiroth: Not that I care or anything, but how do you play?
Me: First, spin the bottle. Then, after it lands on someone you have to reach into this bottle and pull out a peice of paper that tells you what to do!
Tora: I feel sick all of a sudden.
Me: Okay, who will spin first?!
~*~*~*~
Me: And I have a cliffy!
Everybody: NO!!!
Me: Sorry but I need a break from the story, and the next chpater or two will be the spin-the-bottle game. But it'll be stupid and pointless just like the rest of the story so don't worry.
Sora: You are getting more perverted as you write.
Me: I know, maybe I'll have to put this into the Pg-13 section. Who knows. Oh, and to answer your questions:
Fuuga-Kumi: Thanks hon for putting me on your fav. list. That really cheered me up. I hope you'll like the character I gave you.
Mystic Fanel: Really? I thought there would be so many KH blooper stories like mine but I guess not. Do you still have the story up? Maybe I can read it? Anyway, Thank you for reveiwing.
Tsumina: Well, I hope this will be my longest series yet. Keep your fingers crossed! And the Ansem thing? I was really thinking of something totally OOC for him so ping pong just jumped into my mind! Thx a lot.
Tora: You sound like my dad, laughing like that. *Removes earplugs* What do ya mean "my bro Sora is such a ditz?" If you're referring me being a guy I'm not. And Sora, well, I guess I DID kind of wrote him to be a little stupid in this story, but look at Sephiroth! LMAO, hope ya like this chappie.
Chibi: Yeah! That is awesome! I was gonna name myself "Chibi" But it said that someone already had that name. Oh well. But I don't care, you see a lot of chibithis and chibithat, but my name is kinda cool and fun to say at times. Heck I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a real word in some derranged language! I appreaciate that reveiw a whole bunch. Thanks!
Ari Powwel: Sorry for putting Riku like that, I guess is does seem creepy to see someone that handsome giggle. But thanks for the opinion!
Leann-Chan: Well, do you WANT me to stop writing this?! And since you are reading the second chapter, I guess you don't so nyah on you. And I don't care what the damn rules say! If it pleases the people that read this then I'll just keep cranking out more and more chapters until we get done with the whole freaking game. Okay?!
(Sora: Calm down Chibiki
Chibiki: Sorry)
Ja Ne from the girl with weird thoughts
Me: Y'know what's funny? When I looked at my stats page I saw that for one of my stories it had 21 reveiws and for another it had 12!
Cloud: And people would find this interesting WHY?
Me: I dunno. Well, what really surprised me was that on the day that I uploaded this story I had gotten 2 reveiws already only minutes after it was on the site!
Cloud: ..... You..... nevermind.
Me: I'll answer your reveiws after the story, and Cloud is making a special appearance in this chapter!
Cloud: Well I uh.. Hey!
Me: Enjoy!
~*~*~*~
D: Good morning everybody.
Kairi: Hi!
Riku: *Mumbling* Must.... get... Sora.... alone...
Ansem: *Singing* It's raining Riku! Hallelujah! It's raining Riku!
Cloud: .............
Squall: ............
Cloud: .........................
Squall:............................
Cloud: .....................................
Squall: ..................................... Ha! My scilence periods are longer than you!
Cloud: No fair! You have a longer name!
Squall: Don't care! I win!
Goofy: *sounds like that terminator guy* I will pump... YOU UP!
Donald: *Sighs* Quit sucking helium Goofy.
Sora: I thought we were going to start at 9 p.m?
Me: I want to get this over with.
Sora: Oh.
D: Okay, everybody listen up. Since we had a little bit of trouble yesterday, *glares at Sora and Chibiki* we will start all over from the beginning.
Everybody: *Groan*
Sephiroth: I have arrived.
D: Sephiroth! What happened to your voice?!
Sephiroth: I killed the voice actor.
D: What?! You killed Lance Bass?!
Sephiroth: Yes. Yes I did. And my did it feel good not to sound like a complete, arrogant, stuck-up, small minded, incoherent, bastard.
Riku: At least your voice actor didn't show in a soap opera.
David: I heard that! And what's wrong with my voice?
Riku: Oh, nothing. It's just that you sound like the whole teenage boy population. But I guess that's just me, right?
David: I'll show you what this teenage boy can do.
Riku: Bring it on Han Solo!
(Somewhere far away)
Han Solo: *Sneezes*
(Back at the studio)
D: David, go back to your... show.
Me: *Whispering to Sora* If you can call it a show.
Sora: *Giggle*
D: And Riku, quit annoying David. He was the only one allegible for your voice.
Riku: But he sounds so... so... plain!
D: I don't care! Work with it. And you, Sephiroth, use Revive on Lance or it'll be a 80% pay cut!
Sephiroth: You dare threaten me?!
Yuffie: Y'know, you sound gayer with your new voice.
Sephiroth: I do?!
Everybody: Yup.
Sephiroth: Fine. *Revives Lance* You all will pay dearly someday.
Me: Shut up! I want to start this now! It's already 1 o'clock!
Sora: We spent... *counts fingers* one, two, three... four hours talking?!
Me: Yeah! Now I want to get through the intro, at least!
D: Wow, I never knew you cared.
Me: I don't, I just want to see what other kind of bloopers will ensue us for today!
D: Um... okay. Everybody get into position!
Me: *Laughs*
D: What are you laughing at?
Me: *Still laughing* Try.. t-to think back.. to what... *Laugh* you s-said..
D: Huh? ... Oh God! You're gross!
Me: I know!
D: Excuse me while I take a much needed day off. Chibiki, find someone to start the whole scene.
Me: Okay... *Looks around* You!
Fuuga Kumi: Me?
Me: Yeah you. You'll be the director until the other one is done.. um... doing his personal buisness.
D: *Sounds a little distant* Don't make it sound-
Cloud: *Sips his milk*
(A/N: There's another reason why I chose Cloud to drink milk. Can you figure it out? And yes, I am that sick and perverted.)
D: -like I'm masturbating!
Cloud: *Spits out milk* Pah! People are trying to drink you know!
Fuuga: Okay, calm down, both of you.
Cloud: No way in Hell am I going to let that stupid bitch get away for making me waste my milk!
Fuuga: Do you want to be in my next gender bender?
Cloud: .......... No.
Fuuga: That's a good bishounen. Now shut up while we start the intro for Kingdom Hearts.
Cloud: *Grumble* Okay....
~The screen went black, and the letters rushed up into a single line. Spelling two words: KINGDOM HEARTS. Clouds thundered and lighted themselves as the title rushed forward towards the screen.~
Ansem: *Thinking* If I am able to control Riku... then why not Sora? Hm, I must test this theory.
~The soft and gentle face of Sora appears, his eyes closed and air floating across his clothing. Slowly, Sora leans back as his eyes open in a groggy look and his lips part slightly. The screen goes black once more and words flash and flicker across the screen.~
Sora: I've been having these weird thoughts lately.
~The words spoken were followed by the ones on the screen. Parts of Sora's speech stayed behind as the others vanished.~
Sora: Like, is any of this for real or not?
~The screen goes in and out on Sora as he still seems asleep. The camera goes to the side veiw and Sora's tiny figure is shown falling downwards in the middle of a faint light. He opens his eyes once more before closing them and heading down on what looked like the bottomless abyss. Some bubbles leave his mouth.~
Kairi: *Whisperes to Fuuga* Does Sora know that we can look up his shorts in this part?
Fuuga: I'm guessing from that blush on his face that he does know.
Kairi: Oh.
Fuuga: Wait... why are you looking up his pants?!
Kairi: *Blush* N-no reason!
Riku: *Looks at Kairi* You sick, perverted, nasty, little bi-
Me: Watch out!
Riku: Huh? *Gets hit by a ball of noodles* What the hell?! Why did you hit me with a ball of noodles?
Me: 'Cause I wanted to stop you from calling Kairi a bitch.
Riku: But then, didn't you just call her one just now?
Me: Shut up.
Riku: Never.
Mystic Fanel: OH MY GOD!
Me: What's wrong other fanfic author?
Mystic: Sora! He's... he's... TURNED INTO A SHE!
Me: What?! *Looks at Sora*
Sora: *Still floating in water but is blushing because she has breasts that are kind of buldging against her clothing* Um... Guys? I kinda have a problem here.
Riku: Well this is... interesting.
Kairi: What have they done to you?!
Sephiroth: *Too busy watching the funeral scene in FFVII to notice*
Donald: *Too high off his ass to care about it*
Goofy: *Too stupid to notice the change in Sora*
Me: FUUGA!
Fuuga: Yeeeeeeees?
Me: Change him, I mean her, I mean... just return Sora to the way Sora used to be!
Fuuga: But don't you find this a little bit more... original?
Me: Don't care! Change.... Sora..... back now!
Fuuga: Fine. *Changes Sora to a him* You're no fun.
Me: Like I give a rat's ass at the moment?
Tsumina: My, don't you have weird fascination with that word?
Me: Actually, my favorite swear is shit, but I usually only say it when I'm pissed off.
Tora: Which is when? Everyday?
Me: Hush. You're lucky I'm writing you in my fic without having you groping on one of the characters.
Tora: You don't even know me that well anyway.
Me: I know.
(Suddenly everybody is sitting in a circle and there's a glass bottle in the middle)
Chibi: Eh?! Why are we in this insanity?!
Me: 'Cause you reveiwed. I'm rewarding all of you by letting you all be in this chapter and later ones as well.
D: *Mumbling* We'll never get done with the intro now.
Ari Powwel: Where's Riku? I want to see him!
Riku: Eh? Why me?
Ari: Because, you are what I call a REAL bishounen!
Riku: But according to that test I took on the internet, I'm a 'Hero.'
Chibi: That sounds more like Sora, dude.
Me: Be quiet all of you! I want to give everybody a break from the whole acting scene and play a game!
Sephiroth: Not that I care or anything, but how do you play?
Me: First, spin the bottle. Then, after it lands on someone you have to reach into this bottle and pull out a peice of paper that tells you what to do!
Tora: I feel sick all of a sudden.
Me: Okay, who will spin first?!
~*~*~*~
Me: And I have a cliffy!
Everybody: NO!!!
Me: Sorry but I need a break from the story, and the next chpater or two will be the spin-the-bottle game. But it'll be stupid and pointless just like the rest of the story so don't worry.
Sora: You are getting more perverted as you write.
Me: I know, maybe I'll have to put this into the Pg-13 section. Who knows. Oh, and to answer your questions:
Fuuga-Kumi: Thanks hon for putting me on your fav. list. That really cheered me up. I hope you'll like the character I gave you.
Mystic Fanel: Really? I thought there would be so many KH blooper stories like mine but I guess not. Do you still have the story up? Maybe I can read it? Anyway, Thank you for reveiwing.
Tsumina: Well, I hope this will be my longest series yet. Keep your fingers crossed! And the Ansem thing? I was really thinking of something totally OOC for him so ping pong just jumped into my mind! Thx a lot.
Tora: You sound like my dad, laughing like that. *Removes earplugs* What do ya mean "my bro Sora is such a ditz?" If you're referring me being a guy I'm not. And Sora, well, I guess I DID kind of wrote him to be a little stupid in this story, but look at Sephiroth! LMAO, hope ya like this chappie.
Chibi: Yeah! That is awesome! I was gonna name myself "Chibi" But it said that someone already had that name. Oh well. But I don't care, you see a lot of chibithis and chibithat, but my name is kinda cool and fun to say at times. Heck I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a real word in some derranged language! I appreaciate that reveiw a whole bunch. Thanks!
Ari Powwel: Sorry for putting Riku like that, I guess is does seem creepy to see someone that handsome giggle. But thanks for the opinion!
Leann-Chan: Well, do you WANT me to stop writing this?! And since you are reading the second chapter, I guess you don't so nyah on you. And I don't care what the damn rules say! If it pleases the people that read this then I'll just keep cranking out more and more chapters until we get done with the whole freaking game. Okay?!
(Sora: Calm down Chibiki
Chibiki: Sorry)
Ja Ne from the girl with weird thoughts
