How They Act!
Chibiki: Hah! It's crazy "Getting-away-from-the-plot!" Day!
Squall: Help us. Help us all.
::What the paper says::
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Chibiki: Okay, who will spin first?!
Sora: I guess I can go first. *Spins bottle gently, lands on Riku*
Fuuga: Gee, of ALL people, it just so HAPPENS to land on RIKU. (Sarcastic)
Chibiki: Tame.
Fuuga: What!
Chibiki: Nothing, nothing at all. So, what 'cha get, Sora?
Sora: *Pulls out a peice of paper* ::Give that person a hug:: Well, it's not too hard.
Tora: What?
Sora: I gotta hug Riku.
Everybody: Awww.
Sora: *Blush* L-let's get this over with.
Tsumina: *Whisperes* Where's Ansem?
Tidus: Dunno. Last time I saw him he was watching the intro scene with Sora and then he left with a smile on his face.
Tsumina: Uh-oh. Nothing good can come of that.
Riku: I'm ready. *Smirks*
(Inside Sora's head)
Hormones: I like peaches! I like cream! I like Kairi's girly scream!
Conscious: Will you shut up?! We have to make sure Sora doesn't enjoy this!
Little Voice: *Sounds like Ansem* Do it Sora.... Hug Riku and enjoy it....
Conscious: What the?!
Hormones: Nothing in this world is cool! Nothing except my auntie's pool!
Little Voice: Hug him really tight and kiss him.. mwahahahah!
Conscious: I know that tone! Ansem! Get your ugly Sephiroth wannabe ass outta here!
Little Voice: Never!
(Outside)
Riku: I don't have all day Sora.
Blue Fox: Hug him or find out what it's like to be inside a really large bag. *Shows teeth*
Sora: Ah! She's gonna eat me! *Runs straight to Riku*
Little Voice: I command you to dip and kiss him!
Conscious: WHAT?! Don't do it Sora!
(Suddenly DClick appears outta nowhere)
DClick: What the?!
Me: Watch out!
DClick: Eh...? Ah!
Sora: *Runs at her, falls on her, and is kissing her*
Kairi: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DClick: Mmmmphh ffpmh! (Get off me!)
Riku: Uh... was he going to do that to me?
Ansem: *Pop!* Eh... I was this close.... *Notices everybody giving him a death glare* What?
DClick: *Brings out Millenium Blade* Anseeeeeeeem..... come here. SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!
Ansem: Aiiiiieeeeee!!
Blue Fox: Hey, I'm an author too, I should be able to do something in this realm.
Me: You are in my fic so, yeah, you can torture Ansem as well.
Authors: REALLY?!
Me: Yep.
Ari: Well, I put roller blades on Ansem!
Ansem: *Piff* What the.. ah! *Falls* What the hell?
DClick: ANSEM!
Ansem: Oh shit! *Tries to run with his blades on* This *Falls* Is *Falls* Not *Falls* My DAY! *Trips on Chibiki's foot*
Me: Ow!
Tsumina: I give him a years worth of pixie sticks!
Tora: I give him pink bunny ears!
Riku: This is insane.
Me: No freaking duh.
Blue Fox: I summon Raigeki on his ass! (Yugioh magic card)
Ansem: Oooh, pretty lights in the sky.... hey, they're coming here!
Fuuga: Moron.
Raigeki: Houston, we have a fucking problem. We have sighted the fucking boogie, stand by for fucking attack.
Ansem: I like sugar, give me more! I like darkness, make Riku my whore!
Riku: WHAT?!
Ari: *Glomps Riku* I love you!
Me: That's it! *Brings out her Inochi sword* Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows.
Everybody: OH SHIT!
Me: Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows.
Ansem: *Licks his arm* I taste like strawberry!
Me: I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand, before the mighty gift bestowed to my unworthy hands.
Authors: *Sheilds come up*
Riku: What about me?
Chibi: Come on Riku!
Ari: He's coming with me!
Sora: *Sheild comes up* Oh, I get it. While she chants the spell she gives sheild to the ones she likes.
Riku: How come I don't have a sheild?
Sora: Dunno. Maybe she didn't like it when you tried ot kill me.
Riku: But that was Ansem!
Cloud: Nice seeing ya, kid.
Squall: Say hi to Raine for me.
Riku: You all suck.
Fuuga: If we all suck then how come we have sheilds on?
Riku: Shut up.
Fuuga: Never! Bwahahahaha!
Me: Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Sephiroth: This will be bad.
Riku: That's a big, painful, DUH!
Me: DRAGON SLAVE! *Fires*
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l l l l l
^^^^^^ (It's a mushroom cloud but i don't know if FF will leave it that way)
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Me: I swear we will get back to the spin-the-bottle but you guys are just too hectic.
Lolo: You wrote it like that onnechan.
Me: Whatever. Who will survive? Did Riku make it out ok? Will Ansem ever control Sora fully? And will the Director ever finish the story?
D: From the progress we made today, no way in hell.
Blue Fox: Does that answer your question? Oh, and once you're in it, you can NEVAH get out!
Chibi: You'll get your chance soon enough. As soon as the next chapter at least.
Fuuga Kumi: Milk is my favorite thing to drink. And waffels... I just like waffels. Lol.
Tsumina: You're fic is sooooo cool. And so original too! and, Lolo?
Lolo: Yes?
Me: Tsumina said hi.
Lolo: Hi Tsumina-san!
Ari: I hope your leg will be better. I took dance camp last year and it was a pain in my ass!
DClick: It's not really that perverted but, it's still sick at times. Oh and, your friends can come too if they want.
Ari2: Now now, Riku is for everyone. And, I will add Tom James and Artemis. Just to watch you suffer! Mwahahahahahah!
Ja Ne from the girl with weird thoughts
Chibiki: Hah! It's crazy "Getting-away-from-the-plot!" Day!
Squall: Help us. Help us all.
::What the paper says::
~*~*~*~
Chibiki: Okay, who will spin first?!
Sora: I guess I can go first. *Spins bottle gently, lands on Riku*
Fuuga: Gee, of ALL people, it just so HAPPENS to land on RIKU. (Sarcastic)
Chibiki: Tame.
Fuuga: What!
Chibiki: Nothing, nothing at all. So, what 'cha get, Sora?
Sora: *Pulls out a peice of paper* ::Give that person a hug:: Well, it's not too hard.
Tora: What?
Sora: I gotta hug Riku.
Everybody: Awww.
Sora: *Blush* L-let's get this over with.
Tsumina: *Whisperes* Where's Ansem?
Tidus: Dunno. Last time I saw him he was watching the intro scene with Sora and then he left with a smile on his face.
Tsumina: Uh-oh. Nothing good can come of that.
Riku: I'm ready. *Smirks*
(Inside Sora's head)
Hormones: I like peaches! I like cream! I like Kairi's girly scream!
Conscious: Will you shut up?! We have to make sure Sora doesn't enjoy this!
Little Voice: *Sounds like Ansem* Do it Sora.... Hug Riku and enjoy it....
Conscious: What the?!
Hormones: Nothing in this world is cool! Nothing except my auntie's pool!
Little Voice: Hug him really tight and kiss him.. mwahahahah!
Conscious: I know that tone! Ansem! Get your ugly Sephiroth wannabe ass outta here!
Little Voice: Never!
(Outside)
Riku: I don't have all day Sora.
Blue Fox: Hug him or find out what it's like to be inside a really large bag. *Shows teeth*
Sora: Ah! She's gonna eat me! *Runs straight to Riku*
Little Voice: I command you to dip and kiss him!
Conscious: WHAT?! Don't do it Sora!
(Suddenly DClick appears outta nowhere)
DClick: What the?!
Me: Watch out!
DClick: Eh...? Ah!
Sora: *Runs at her, falls on her, and is kissing her*
Kairi: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DClick: Mmmmphh ffpmh! (Get off me!)
Riku: Uh... was he going to do that to me?
Ansem: *Pop!* Eh... I was this close.... *Notices everybody giving him a death glare* What?
DClick: *Brings out Millenium Blade* Anseeeeeeeem..... come here. SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!
Ansem: Aiiiiieeeeee!!
Blue Fox: Hey, I'm an author too, I should be able to do something in this realm.
Me: You are in my fic so, yeah, you can torture Ansem as well.
Authors: REALLY?!
Me: Yep.
Ari: Well, I put roller blades on Ansem!
Ansem: *Piff* What the.. ah! *Falls* What the hell?
DClick: ANSEM!
Ansem: Oh shit! *Tries to run with his blades on* This *Falls* Is *Falls* Not *Falls* My DAY! *Trips on Chibiki's foot*
Me: Ow!
Tsumina: I give him a years worth of pixie sticks!
Tora: I give him pink bunny ears!
Riku: This is insane.
Me: No freaking duh.
Blue Fox: I summon Raigeki on his ass! (Yugioh magic card)
Ansem: Oooh, pretty lights in the sky.... hey, they're coming here!
Fuuga: Moron.
Raigeki: Houston, we have a fucking problem. We have sighted the fucking boogie, stand by for fucking attack.
Ansem: I like sugar, give me more! I like darkness, make Riku my whore!
Riku: WHAT?!
Ari: *Glomps Riku* I love you!
Me: That's it! *Brings out her Inochi sword* Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows.
Everybody: OH SHIT!
Me: Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows.
Ansem: *Licks his arm* I taste like strawberry!
Me: I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand, before the mighty gift bestowed to my unworthy hands.
Authors: *Sheilds come up*
Riku: What about me?
Chibi: Come on Riku!
Ari: He's coming with me!
Sora: *Sheild comes up* Oh, I get it. While she chants the spell she gives sheild to the ones she likes.
Riku: How come I don't have a sheild?
Sora: Dunno. Maybe she didn't like it when you tried ot kill me.
Riku: But that was Ansem!
Cloud: Nice seeing ya, kid.
Squall: Say hi to Raine for me.
Riku: You all suck.
Fuuga: If we all suck then how come we have sheilds on?
Riku: Shut up.
Fuuga: Never! Bwahahahaha!
Me: Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Sephiroth: This will be bad.
Riku: That's a big, painful, DUH!
Me: DRAGON SLAVE! *Fires*
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/ \
(-------)
l l l l l
^^^^^^ (It's a mushroom cloud but i don't know if FF will leave it that way)
~*
Me: I swear we will get back to the spin-the-bottle but you guys are just too hectic.
Lolo: You wrote it like that onnechan.
Me: Whatever. Who will survive? Did Riku make it out ok? Will Ansem ever control Sora fully? And will the Director ever finish the story?
D: From the progress we made today, no way in hell.
Blue Fox: Does that answer your question? Oh, and once you're in it, you can NEVAH get out!
Chibi: You'll get your chance soon enough. As soon as the next chapter at least.
Fuuga Kumi: Milk is my favorite thing to drink. And waffels... I just like waffels. Lol.
Tsumina: You're fic is sooooo cool. And so original too! and, Lolo?
Lolo: Yes?
Me: Tsumina said hi.
Lolo: Hi Tsumina-san!
Ari: I hope your leg will be better. I took dance camp last year and it was a pain in my ass!
DClick: It's not really that perverted but, it's still sick at times. Oh and, your friends can come too if they want.
Ari2: Now now, Riku is for everyone. And, I will add Tom James and Artemis. Just to watch you suffer! Mwahahahahahah!
Ja Ne from the girl with weird thoughts
