How They Act!

Chibiki: Hah! It's crazy "Getting-away-from-the-plot!" Day!

Squall: Help us. Help us all.

::What the paper says::

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Chibiki: Okay, who will spin first?!

Sora: I guess I can go first. *Spins bottle gently, lands on Riku*

Fuuga: Gee, of ALL people, it just so HAPPENS to land on RIKU. (Sarcastic)

Chibiki: Tame.

Fuuga: What!

Chibiki: Nothing, nothing at all. So, what 'cha get, Sora?

Sora: *Pulls out a peice of paper* ::Give that person a hug:: Well, it's not too hard.

Tora: What?

Sora: I gotta hug Riku.

Everybody: Awww.

Sora: *Blush* L-let's get this over with.

Tsumina: *Whisperes* Where's Ansem?

Tidus: Dunno. Last time I saw him he was watching the intro scene with Sora and then he left with a smile on his face.

Tsumina: Uh-oh. Nothing good can come of that.

Riku: I'm ready. *Smirks*

(Inside Sora's head)

Hormones: I like peaches! I like cream! I like Kairi's girly scream!

Conscious: Will you shut up?! We have to make sure Sora doesn't enjoy this!

Little Voice: *Sounds like Ansem* Do it Sora.... Hug Riku and enjoy it....

Conscious: What the?!

Hormones: Nothing in this world is cool! Nothing except my auntie's pool!

Little Voice: Hug him really tight and kiss him.. mwahahahah!

Conscious: I know that tone! Ansem! Get your ugly Sephiroth wannabe ass outta here!

Little Voice: Never!

(Outside)

Riku: I don't have all day Sora.

Blue Fox: Hug him or find out what it's like to be inside a really large bag. *Shows teeth*

Sora: Ah! She's gonna eat me! *Runs straight to Riku*

Little Voice: I command you to dip and kiss him!

Conscious: WHAT?! Don't do it Sora!

(Suddenly DClick appears outta nowhere)

DClick: What the?!

Me: Watch out!

DClick: Eh...? Ah!

Sora: *Runs at her, falls on her, and is kissing her*

Kairi: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DClick: Mmmmphh ffpmh! (Get off me!)

Riku: Uh... was he going to do that to me?

Ansem: *Pop!* Eh... I was this close.... *Notices everybody giving him a death glare* What?

DClick: *Brings out Millenium Blade* Anseeeeeeeem..... come here. SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!

Ansem: Aiiiiieeeeee!!

Blue Fox: Hey, I'm an author too, I should be able to do something in this realm.

Me: You are in my fic so, yeah, you can torture Ansem as well.

Authors: REALLY?!

Me: Yep.

Ari: Well, I put roller blades on Ansem!

Ansem: *Piff* What the.. ah! *Falls* What the hell?

DClick: ANSEM!

Ansem: Oh shit! *Tries to run with his blades on* This *Falls* Is *Falls* Not *Falls* My DAY! *Trips on Chibiki's foot*

Me: Ow!

Tsumina: I give him a years worth of pixie sticks!

Tora: I give him pink bunny ears!

Riku: This is insane.

Me: No freaking duh.

Blue Fox: I summon Raigeki on his ass! (Yugioh magic card)

Ansem: Oooh, pretty lights in the sky.... hey, they're coming here!

Fuuga: Moron.

Raigeki: Houston, we have a fucking problem. We have sighted the fucking boogie, stand by for fucking attack.

Ansem: I like sugar, give me more! I like darkness, make Riku my whore!

Riku: WHAT?!

Ari: *Glomps Riku* I love you!

Me: That's it! *Brings out her Inochi sword* Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows.

Everybody: OH SHIT!

Me: Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows.

Ansem: *Licks his arm* I taste like strawberry!

Me: I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand, before the mighty gift bestowed to my unworthy hands.

Authors: *Sheilds come up*

Riku: What about me?

Chibi: Come on Riku!

Ari: He's coming with me!

Sora: *Sheild comes up* Oh, I get it. While she chants the spell she gives sheild to the ones she likes.

Riku: How come I don't have a sheild?

Sora: Dunno. Maybe she didn't like it when you tried ot kill me.

Riku: But that was Ansem!

Cloud: Nice seeing ya, kid.

Squall: Say hi to Raine for me.

Riku: You all suck.

Fuuga: If we all suck then how come we have sheilds on?

Riku: Shut up.

Fuuga: Never! Bwahahahaha!

Me: Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Sephiroth: This will be bad.

Riku: That's a big, painful, DUH!

Me: DRAGON SLAVE! *Fires*



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Me: I swear we will get back to the spin-the-bottle but you guys are just too hectic.

Lolo: You wrote it like that onnechan.

Me: Whatever. Who will survive? Did Riku make it out ok? Will Ansem ever control Sora fully? And will the Director ever finish the story?

D: From the progress we made today, no way in hell.

Blue Fox: Does that answer your question? Oh, and once you're in it, you can NEVAH get out!

Chibi: You'll get your chance soon enough. As soon as the next chapter at least.

Fuuga Kumi: Milk is my favorite thing to drink. And waffels... I just like waffels. Lol.

Tsumina: You're fic is sooooo cool. And so original too! and, Lolo?

Lolo: Yes?

Me: Tsumina said hi.

Lolo: Hi Tsumina-san!

Ari: I hope your leg will be better. I took dance camp last year and it was a pain in my ass!

DClick: It's not really that perverted but, it's still sick at times. Oh and, your friends can come too if they want.

Ari2: Now now, Riku is for everyone. And, I will add Tom James and Artemis. Just to watch you suffer! Mwahahahahahah!

Ja Ne from the girl with weird thoughts