How They Act!

Me: Oooh, I have reveiws....

Riku: And of course, most of them are about me. *Strikes a pose*

Fan girls: Eeeeeek! Riku! We love you!

Me: You do know that anybody that tries to show off in my fic will be punished.

Riku: Uh...

Chibi R: No! You'll never hurt my little Riku!

Ari: Lay off girly, the guy's my property!

Chibi: Hah! Don't make me laugh! He only likes those who can actually FIGHT for what they want. And that is obviously going to be me.

Be Nice To Wakka (Nice): You are all stupid, Wakka is the best there is.

Choco: Will you all stop it?! Fighing over one guy is moronic!

Riku Fans: *Stare*

Choco: ....You should all love Sora!

*Fangirl fight*

Me: Well, since noone will carry on the plot today, I guess we'll call this chapter, "Fight of the Fangirls." I just hope noone will get killed.

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(After the explosion)

Me: Ugh... is... is everybody alright?

Fuuga: Yeah... well, most of us are.

Chibi R: Chibiki!

Me: Ow, my ears.... what?

Chibi R: How dare you cast that spell and not put up a sheild to protect Riku!

Ari: Well he would have been safe if you didn't pull him out of my barrier!

Chibi R: He wouldn't been safe with a slut like you around him!

Ari: What?! Oh, let's settle this right now bitch.

Chibi R: Bring it on Thelma!

Me: Hey, hey! Calm down!

Fuuga: Are you okay, Sora?

Sora: Y-yeah....

Fuuga: Here, let me help you up.

Choco: Don't you DARE touch my man Fuuga.

Fuuga: I was just trying to help Sora out.

Choco: Don't feed me any of that b.s. I know what you were going to do you little whore.

Fuuga: What did you call me? *Drops Sora to the ground* I know you didn't call me no whore.

Choco: W-H-O-R-E. Any clearer for ya?

Fuuga: ..............

Choco: Ha ha ha.. huh?

Fuuga: Firaga!

Choco: *Burnt to a crisp*

Me: Fuuga, what did I tell you about casting spells on people?

Fuuga: But...!

Me: And you, Choco! Sora isn't all yours alright? And stop jumping to conclusions.

Choco: Hmph.

Tsumina: This is getting to be too much.

Riku: I know...

Tsumina: Eh? Riku? Why are you all wet and.... and without your shirt on?!

Riku Fans: Kyaaaaaaaah! RIKU!

Riku: Aw bull.... *Gets glomped* .... shit.

Me: I'm not going to go through this anymore. We already used up two chapters for insane reasons and I'll be damned if this is what my story will center about. Everybody, get off Riku and come to the Paopu Island.

Riku Fans: Aww...

Me: Now!

(3 minutes later)

Me: Okay, as you know, there are some here who, in a sense, 'worship' other certain KH characters. Some more obsessed than others. So, since we will probably won't be able to get on with life until we fix this, I and a few others will be hosting a dueling arena between fangirls over who they admire. Wakka, will you please explain the rules?

Wakka: Sure.

Some people: *Shivers*

Nice: Hey! I saw that!

Wakka: Now, the people will be seperated by who they like, ya? And we will be having the matches fought Kingdom Hearts style. You can arrange your magic and spells along with attacks and limit breaks to your desire. Oh, and you can pick one character out of any Final Fantasy series. Pretty cool, eh?

Me: And you can't choose the person you're fighting over to help you.

Everybody: Aww.

Me: Also, you have these selections as weapons: Sword, staff, sheild.

Everybody: Ohhh.

Me: And one last thing, you can only choose one of the following, Offensive magic or defensive magic. But it all really matters on who is going to be your Final Fantasy partner.

Fuuga: *Raises hand* Question!

Me: Yeah Fuuga?

Fuuga: What about those who don't have anybody to fight? *Glances at Nice who is hugging Wakka happily*

Me: They will be watching. Before I forget, you also have to pick your own technique. Like Ragnarok or Sonic blade. The special ones. Okay, now that said and done, I will let you all off for today to think and pick out your team. The next chapter we will commence, "The Fight Of The Fangirls!"

Everybody: YEAH! *Walk off*

Me: Phew. That was easy. Now... where to set up the arena?

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Me: You guys heard me. We will settle who gets who in the next chapter. Pick wisely and be sure to put it all in your reveiw.

D: How come I wasn't in this chapter.

Me: Because, you don't fit in there at the moment.

D: Oh.

Me: And I forgot to put this iin the other chapter, if you have AIM then you can message me and we can chat about your things. All you have to do is download it if you don't have it and then look in my bio for my name. There are some authors that already have their stuff ready 'cause they met with me already. (Not saying who cause then you'll get mad at me and them)

Chibi: The hormones was actually how I acted when I was drinking apple cider in a bottle and acted like I was drunk. lol, I freaked out my mom so much.

Lil Rikku254: Zero. Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero. Don't you just love my story?

Choco-gal: Damn, you are perverted. I don't even do that! But oh well, you are a person and all.

Choco2: Don't say you hate Riku. You'll probably get jumped later, lol. And of course you can join the game. Once you're in you can NEVAH get out! Mwahahaha!

Chibi Rinku: If you forgot your password then just let them send it to you in e-mail. And also, no killing other fangirls until we get next chapter over with.

Chibi Rinku2: *Eye twitches* Do that again and I'll SO make you regret it.

Fuuga: Me too! And the plot for my story is kinda getting serious though isn't it? But I'll change that afterwards. *Giggles*

Blue Fox: I know you wouldn't but it did come in handy. *Laughs* Oh, and who's your favorite in KH?

Blue2: Okay, I'll be sure to make a note of it when I make the next chapter.

Be Nice To Wakka: Thanks hun. And you're kinda lucky that noone wants to challenge you for Wakka.

Jamiesgirl: Yup, I agree. And who do like as well? If you don't say anything you'll just have to watch.

Shadow-Of-Hearts: Well, he's okay in the chappy, see?

Ari: Please don't do that. My mom does that every single damn day and it annoys the crap outta me.

Blue3: Okay, more notes...

Kiona: But Sephiroth is soo easy, I beat him when I was lvl 81 though. Be sure to have Guard on too. It's helpful when he tries to ram right into you with his sword.

Ja Ne from the girl with the weird thoughts.