Created by Michael Segekihei
Michael Segekihei's notes: Hello, and welcome to SBemail Corner. I'm Michael Segekihei, author of this fanSBemail, and I'd like to thank you for reading this...anywhoot, enjoy, and expect more soon! Just imagine this as the new SBemail when H*R.com doesn't post one :-D
SB: (a la Daft Punk) Last night I had a dream about you, In this dream, I'm answering your e-mail...
(as he says above, he types strongbad_email.exe...enter)
Letter:
Hey Cwapface,
(SB: Oh, there's a new one. This won't be good)
Why don'tcha blow it out your ear?
Your pal, Stong Bah
(Strong Bad pauses, then looks at header)
Ohh, sent mail. (enters New_mail_strongbad_email.exe...enter)
Dear Strong Bad,
(SB: Back to normal, I see. Good for you)
Have you ever considered returning to your career in professional wrestling?
Your pal,
|-|/-\0R
SB: Well Hacksore (phoenetically pronounced), I've always thought about returning to the ring. Although I can't imagine the feedback from the War for the Star...
(types in marshmallows_last_stand.avi...enter)
Compy: 404'd!
SB: Woah. That's never happened before. ...wait, it happened a few weeks ago. (flashback to the stongbad_email.exe incident)
(types in marshmallows_last_stand.mpg...enter)
Compy: 404'd!
!-EGG ALERT: Click the 0 in 404'd for an egg seen below-!
SB: Wait...so it never existed! Time to live it up! (Strong Bad leaves room)
!-EGG BEGIN-!
(Strong Sad enters and sees the email and his reply)
SS: Finally, someone else takes the abuse...
(Strong Bad runs in and tackles Strong Sad)
SB: Hehe, almost forgot. (walks off)
SS: (pause) oww...
!-EGG END-!
(Strong Bad heads out to Strongbadia, where he posts signs of a wrestling event:
______________
|.Strong Bad ....|
|.......vs...........|
|....All! 2nite....|
|Strongbadia....|
|be all up ons...|
|____________|
(A/N: Apoligies for the bad ASCII art...)
He heads to Bubs' Concession Stand, where he posts an ad on the side of Bubs' Stand.)
Bubs: Hey Strong Bad, you wanna buy any crazy crap?
SB: Nah, I'm on business. Big fight tonight.
Bubs: Ohh...can I work concession there?
SB: Sure, why not. (Strong Bad walks off)
!-EGG ALERT--Any time during previous scene, click Bubs' sign-!
!-EGG BEGIN-!
Bubs: Hot dog!! (ducks down below stand and comes back up with a harness on his back)
(Bubs stands up fully and starts walking along. The concession stand is lifted off the ground and moves along with Bubs.)
!-EGG END-!
(Strong Bad heads over to Homestar's house where he plasters signs all over his windows. Homestar peeks his eyes through an opening in the signs.)
Homestar: Hey Stong Bah, whatcha doing?
SB: Shut up Homestar.
Homestar: Aye aye captain!
SB: (plasters a sign over where Homestar was looking) Dork...
(Strong Bad heads over to the KoT's castle, where he puts signs all over the drawbridge. The drawbridge then lowers to reveal the KoT standing at the end looking at Strong Bad.)
KoT: Stop defacing my castle (doo hoo).
(pause)
SB: (sticks sign over KoT's head)
KoT: doohoo...(invisible arms attempt to pull off sign but can't reach that far)
SB: (walks off)
!-EGG ALERT--Click on the Sign on KoT's head-!
!-EGG BEGIN-!
KoT: (pauses, sign begins to move, screen blanks for a second, then goes back to him with the sign off and glue all over his face) Doohoo, papery!
!-EGG END-!
(Strong Bad heads over to the Poopsmith's pile, where the Poopsmith is going for a...swim...err...)
SB: That's weird even for this town. (walks off)
!-EGG ALERT--Click the pile of whatzit.-!
!-EGG BEGIN-!
Poopsmith: (dives and then surfaces, spurting..."water" out of his mouth like a fountain)
!-EGG END-!
(Strongbadia that night. Strong Bad is in full wrestling uniform--read: normal clothes for him--ready to take on challengers. Pan out to see that he's set up a crude wrestling ring in the empty space of Strongbadia. Pan out further to see...nobody's there. Whoop.)
SB: (persistantly stands there)
(A Fast Forward sign appears at the bottom as Strong Bad is seen playing cards with the Tire, among other things as the night passes. The icon disappears as Strong Bad sighs and goes back inside.)
(At the Compy)
SB: Well Hacksore, I guess I'm out for good. I guess people don't like wrestling anymore...
(Paper drop.)
!-EGG ALERT--click people don't like wrestling-!
!-EGG BEGIN-!
(In Strongbadia, all of Free Country are sitting in mini-stands near the ring. Zoom in on Homestar.)
Homestar: I wonder where Stong Bah is...
Bubs: (still with harness and stand on his back, taking up half the bleachers) You gonna buy something or just waste my time? (leaves)
!-EGG END-!
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Review and power my house, friends...
Michael Segekihei's notes: Hello, and welcome to SBemail Corner. I'm Michael Segekihei, author of this fanSBemail, and I'd like to thank you for reading this...anywhoot, enjoy, and expect more soon! Just imagine this as the new SBemail when H*R.com doesn't post one :-D
SB: (a la Daft Punk) Last night I had a dream about you, In this dream, I'm answering your e-mail...
(as he says above, he types strongbad_email.exe...enter)
Letter:
Hey Cwapface,
(SB: Oh, there's a new one. This won't be good)
Why don'tcha blow it out your ear?
Your pal, Stong Bah
(Strong Bad pauses, then looks at header)
Ohh, sent mail. (enters New_mail_strongbad_email.exe...enter)
Dear Strong Bad,
(SB: Back to normal, I see. Good for you)
Have you ever considered returning to your career in professional wrestling?
Your pal,
|-|/-\0R
SB: Well Hacksore (phoenetically pronounced), I've always thought about returning to the ring. Although I can't imagine the feedback from the War for the Star...
(types in marshmallows_last_stand.avi...enter)
Compy: 404'd!
SB: Woah. That's never happened before. ...wait, it happened a few weeks ago. (flashback to the stongbad_email.exe incident)
(types in marshmallows_last_stand.mpg...enter)
Compy: 404'd!
!-EGG ALERT: Click the 0 in 404'd for an egg seen below-!
SB: Wait...so it never existed! Time to live it up! (Strong Bad leaves room)
!-EGG BEGIN-!
(Strong Sad enters and sees the email and his reply)
SS: Finally, someone else takes the abuse...
(Strong Bad runs in and tackles Strong Sad)
SB: Hehe, almost forgot. (walks off)
SS: (pause) oww...
!-EGG END-!
(Strong Bad heads out to Strongbadia, where he posts signs of a wrestling event:
______________
|.Strong Bad ....|
|.......vs...........|
|....All! 2nite....|
|Strongbadia....|
|be all up ons...|
|____________|
(A/N: Apoligies for the bad ASCII art...)
He heads to Bubs' Concession Stand, where he posts an ad on the side of Bubs' Stand.)
Bubs: Hey Strong Bad, you wanna buy any crazy crap?
SB: Nah, I'm on business. Big fight tonight.
Bubs: Ohh...can I work concession there?
SB: Sure, why not. (Strong Bad walks off)
!-EGG ALERT--Any time during previous scene, click Bubs' sign-!
!-EGG BEGIN-!
Bubs: Hot dog!! (ducks down below stand and comes back up with a harness on his back)
(Bubs stands up fully and starts walking along. The concession stand is lifted off the ground and moves along with Bubs.)
!-EGG END-!
(Strong Bad heads over to Homestar's house where he plasters signs all over his windows. Homestar peeks his eyes through an opening in the signs.)
Homestar: Hey Stong Bah, whatcha doing?
SB: Shut up Homestar.
Homestar: Aye aye captain!
SB: (plasters a sign over where Homestar was looking) Dork...
(Strong Bad heads over to the KoT's castle, where he puts signs all over the drawbridge. The drawbridge then lowers to reveal the KoT standing at the end looking at Strong Bad.)
KoT: Stop defacing my castle (doo hoo).
(pause)
SB: (sticks sign over KoT's head)
KoT: doohoo...(invisible arms attempt to pull off sign but can't reach that far)
SB: (walks off)
!-EGG ALERT--Click on the Sign on KoT's head-!
!-EGG BEGIN-!
KoT: (pauses, sign begins to move, screen blanks for a second, then goes back to him with the sign off and glue all over his face) Doohoo, papery!
!-EGG END-!
(Strong Bad heads over to the Poopsmith's pile, where the Poopsmith is going for a...swim...err...)
SB: That's weird even for this town. (walks off)
!-EGG ALERT--Click the pile of whatzit.-!
!-EGG BEGIN-!
Poopsmith: (dives and then surfaces, spurting..."water" out of his mouth like a fountain)
!-EGG END-!
(Strongbadia that night. Strong Bad is in full wrestling uniform--read: normal clothes for him--ready to take on challengers. Pan out to see that he's set up a crude wrestling ring in the empty space of Strongbadia. Pan out further to see...nobody's there. Whoop.)
SB: (persistantly stands there)
(A Fast Forward sign appears at the bottom as Strong Bad is seen playing cards with the Tire, among other things as the night passes. The icon disappears as Strong Bad sighs and goes back inside.)
(At the Compy)
SB: Well Hacksore, I guess I'm out for good. I guess people don't like wrestling anymore...
(Paper drop.)
!-EGG ALERT--click people don't like wrestling-!
!-EGG BEGIN-!
(In Strongbadia, all of Free Country are sitting in mini-stands near the ring. Zoom in on Homestar.)
Homestar: I wonder where Stong Bah is...
Bubs: (still with harness and stand on his back, taking up half the bleachers) You gonna buy something or just waste my time? (leaves)
!-EGG END-!
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Review and power my house, friends...
