I Was Normal Before This!
Chapter 3: How to Wake up Jewel

Jewel: Yay! New chapter!

Neko-sama: Meow! Meow! (Translation: Yay! I'm happy for you Jewel!)

Jewel: This time I shall send Legato on you if you do not review, or flamers!!

Legato: **nods** Yes, I obey the mistress.

Jewel: O.kay. without further a due, here is my new chapter!!

((Vash's POV))

She was still sleeping, even though the sandstorm had finally

stopped. "Jewel?" I asked gently as I shook her shoulder. "I don't

wanna go to school Marie." She muttered as she turned over and

fell back asleep. I knew I wasn't going to get her up that way, so I

went outside and fired my gun in the air. Jewel jumped up, dagger

in hand. "What's going on?!" she asked in a commanding voice as

she moved into a fighting stance. "Um, that was me." I answered

guiltily. Jewel silently put her dagger away and then tackled me,

within seconds she was tickling me like no tomorrow. "HA HA HA! I

won't HA do it again! HA HA!!" I managed to sputter. She gave a

triumphant smile and helped me up. I was a few feet taller then her,

and definitely weighed more, but she hauled me to my feet with

little effort. She sighed and looked outside at the two suns. She slowly

headed outside and began walking towards town. She took some

strange round object out of her pocket and but two small cylinder

shaped things inside it and closed a lid on it. "What's that?" I asked

curiously. "My CD player." She answered curtly and put something

on her head.

((Jewel's POV))

'I cant believe these people don't know what a CD player is! They

don't even know what batteries are for the goddesses sake!' I

thought. I sighed and played my CD as I walked through the desert

at a moderate pace.

(5 iles away from May City) "VASH! GIVE MY CD PLAYER BACK NOW!!" I yelled as I ran after the

spiky-haired blonde. My own gold hair was flying in the wind. All of a

sudden Vash tripped and my CD player flew into a rock. Needless to

say, my CD was scratched and the player was broke. "VASH

SEVERAM!!" I screamed as my eyes changed from their normal

purple to a steely-gray. "Uh oh." Vash said as he got up and ran as

fast as possible towards town. I picked up my player and put it in my

pocket then chased him. As fast as The Stampede can run, he

wasn't fast enough to get away from me.

Nick: Poor Vash.

Jewel: Well, he smashed my player, so how am I going to get home? Review or I will not write.

Legato: They will review milady, don't worry.