Money by KungFuGrape

KungFuGrape's notes: I've been wanting to do this one of these days, but I never got around to it. Now I have.

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Strong Bad (singing as he types "strongbad_email.exe" on the Compy 386): If I didn't have my e-mail, I wouldn't be the man I am today.

Strong Bad reads aloud what appears on the screen:

dear strong bad

where do you ge the money for all your cool stuf??/? imean it has to come from somwhere????

fom thomas.

Strong Bad (as he types): *sigh* C'mon peoples, is it really that hard to just take ten freakin' seconds out of your lives, to make sure your emails are readable? Anyways, onto the email! (Strong Bad presses a key, the screen goes blank, and Strong Bad resumes typing) So, you wanna know where I get all my cash? Well, there's a variety of ways. The Cheat earns a lot of our money.

The scene cuts to outside, on an open field where The Cheat is standing. Coach Z walks by, and The Cheat deliberately trips him. While Coach Z is stunned, The Cheat pulls a wallet out of where his pockets would be. Coach Z gets up.

Coach Z: Oh, uh… sorry there, The Chort.

Coach Z keeps on walking. The scene cuts back to the Compy 386.

Strong Bad: And, Strong Mad has known to be a persuasive young gentleman.

The scene cuts to The Stick, where Strong Mad and Homestar are standing.

Strong Mad (yelling): GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

Homestar (enthusiastically): Okay! Whatever you say, buddy!

Homestar then produces a large sack with a dollar sign on it from behind his back. Strong Mad grabs it, knocking Homestar backwards in the process. The scene cuts back to the Compy 386.

Strong Bad: But, most of all, we get it through one, simple process. Bubs.

The scene cuts to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Bubs, Strong Mad and The Cheat are standing. We can also see Strong Bad, standing beside the concession stand, out of Bubs' view.

Strong Mad (to Bubs): LOOK BEHIND YOU! LOOK BEHIND YOU!

Bubs turns, and Strong Bad jumps over the counter, grabs Bubs' cash register, jumps back over the counter, and he, Strong Mad, and The Cheat run away. The scene cuts back to the Compy 386.

Strong Bad: So, there you go, little Thomas. That's how I get my cash. If you wanna try some of them, you're more than welcome to, as long as you split the profits with me. You made need a bit of practice, because these are no easy feats, especially the last one.

The paper comes down, with the usual message on it.

END

Easter egg: Click on "last one". The scene cuts to Bubs' Concession Stand, at night, where Bubs still has his back turned.

Bubs: Uh… Strong Mad? I don't see anything… I think I'm gonna stop looking soon… Strong Mad? *sigh* I'm so alone…

The sound of a wolf howling is heard. The screen cuts back to the Compy 386.

Easter egg 2: Click on "cash". The scene cuts to a picture of The Cheat, Strong Bad and Strong Mad. Strong Bad is sitting on an inflatable bed in a pool, while Strong Mad and The Cheat are both sitting on nearby pool chairs. They are all wearing gold necklaces, rings, etc.

Strong Mad: LIVING IT UP! LIVING IT UP!

The Cheat: Meh!

Strong Bad: Aah... this is the life...

The scene cuts back to the Compy 386.