A/N: Yet another one of my amazing chapters is here for you! I'm finally, yes finally, going to get at least on of those fuzzy, furry wombats back into human selves. *Hears applause* Why, Thank you! N E Wayz, I herebyez dedicates this here chapter to… (Insert suspense here)…The Nacho Nacho Man! No, just kidding… I'm dedicating this chapter to Navi… no particular reason… I just felt that he's the most like the Nacho Man…

Disclaimer: Pablo is the evil super villain, Pablo I-gotta-steal-that-Deed-of-Escaflowne-Man, Pablo Man for short. Nothing will stop him this time! Pablo Man locked up all the super good guys with author powers. *Shocked aren't you?* As he swoops down upon where the deed of Escaflowne is, he finds little bunnies blocking his path! "Let go of the Easter Bunny!" *But, he's so chocolaty! And he lays those Cadbury Eggs!* "Let the Easter Bunny go! Or we'll eat the deed to Escaflowne!" The stupid bunny does indeed hold the deed, in its mouth no less. *Grumbling our evil villain gives up the stinking Easter Bunny, who kicks him far into his evil lair… now the stinky bunny protects the deed, and Pablo Man must wait another day…

Chapter Twenty Three: Return of a Slayer

Where we left off…BlackMage came to see her the next day. "Chiruichi, we're taking you to the torture chamber. We are going to find out if you have anymore secrets that we may want to know, and if you don't give it to us straight away, I'm sure you'll enjoy the Rack."

Dilandau was not enjoying watching his slayers waddle like little teddy bears through the abysmal swamp. They looked so darn cute, and he was supposed to be the cute one… Later, he thought, I'm gonna burn this entire stinking, and it did stink, swamp to the ground… even if swamp water doesn't burn… I'll find a way… BURN!!! BURN!!! BURN!!!!

Guimel, the wombat had gotten lost. He had fell behind earlier, when he tripped over a stick, and now he was trying to follow this little light out of the swamp. What was it Dilandau had said it was? Don't follow the will-o-wisp? Oh! Will-o-wisp! What a pretty light. Suddenly he stopped following the light, and walked to his right. Guimel had heard a bleating noise, and Guimel could not resist the sheep. Sheep. Sheep! SHEEP!!! (Thought the same way Dilandau thinks of BURN, BURN, BURN!!!)

Guimel reached a large flock of sheep. Guimel's eyes (as wombats) seemed to glitter with love for all those sheep. A little shepherd boy, about 5, picked the wombat up. "What are you?" Guimel turned the wombat head and looked at the boy. He had big puffy lamb hair! Guimel's spirit drifted out of the body of the wombat and into the boy…

Guimel, the shepherd, didn't exactly know what to do with the little wombat he was holding. He finally decided to set it with the baby sheep… you never know, he thought, it may turn into a sheep when it grows up.

Guimel had a hard time leaving the fields, because he had to hug every sheep on the way back into the swamp, he didn't want the will-o-wisp to get lost without him…

"Now what else do you know?" The torturer grinned.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Chiruichi screamed as the torturer pulled the rack again.

"TELL ME!!!"

"I'll talk, I'll talk!" She nearly cried out. "What is it you want to know?"

"Everything you know about Galken, or relating to Galken. All prisoners that come down here are from Galken. BlackMage spends a lot of time scouring the countryside for Galken's spies. Then he brings them here, and I drag the information out. There's another dungeon for other type prisoners…" The torturer drolled on. "NOW SPEAK!"

Chiruichi screamed again.

A/N: Isn't that painful… I'm really sorry, Chirui, but now that you're a traitor, you have to pay the consequences… it's not my rule… Its in this book: Rules for being a Traitor. #75: You will pay.
See? Anywayz, I'm sure some of you are all disappointed that I didn't get another slayer instead… CrimsonFire would have surely preferred Dallet… but it just turned out that way… N E Wayz, until the next chapter. JA!!!