MDK: We own everything. I think.

Evil Lawyer: Oh no you don't!!!!!!!

MDK: It's the evil lawyer! Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Evil Lawyer: *kills story*

MDK: NOOOOOOOOOO! *brings story back to life* YOU *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* *clamps hand over mouth* What the *bleep*? Why can't I cuss?

Evil Censorer: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

MDK: *tries to pull out a bazooka to shoot the *bleep* out of the censorer, but pulls out a water gun* Oh *bleep*. You *bleeeeep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* censorer!!!!!!!!!!

Kit: OMG I have a say in this!

MDK: *bleep*?

Kit: ¬¬ I *had* a say in this...

MDK: But I didn't even cuss! You suck, evil censorer! You should go to *bleep*!!! *takes out EZ-Bake Oven*

Evil Censorer: ...*bleep*?

MDK: *poins* Ooooh! You *bleep* cussed!

Evil Censorer: No, I didn't, all I said was *bleep*!

*Maybe we'll come back here later and check up on them... time to start the road trip!!!*

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Kit: *takes an internet test* O.O! Yay, I'm the 5th Layer of Jigoku!

MDK: ...O.o *takes a different test* I'm... a... uh... Virtual Pet...



Ikuchi: ...I'm..a..5,000 year old person...

Kasumi: *takes quiz* I'm the perfect girlfriend! ^^

Kit: HURLfriend.

MDK: I concur!

Kit: ¬-¬ I give up.....

Kasumi: ...but the Teletubbies said I was a perfect girl-

MDK: ...Teletubbies?

Kasumi: *clamps hand over mouth* I DIDN'T GO TO TELETUBBY LAND!!!!!!

Kit: *dryly* Keep on telling yourself that...

MDK: *gets into Kasumi's mind* Oh yes you did!!! O.o;;; How sad... makes me feel ashamed you're my yami...

Kit: Makes me glad that *points* Ikuchi over there doesn't know the difference between TV and a PC...

Kasumi: What?

MDK: ...*kills the Teletubbies* I suppose we won't have anymore problems with that then...

News Anchor: This just in! The Teletubbies have been killed!

Adults across the world: *party, get drunk... you get it*

Kids across the world: *cry*

MDK: ...I made the little kids cry! Yay!

Kasumi: ¬_¬ You're evil.

Ikuchi: *blink*

MDK: Well, now that that's overwith... *takes another quiz* This one says we should all go on a road trip!

Others: ¬_¬;;;

MDK: What? What?

*three hours later...*

MDK: *gets in driver's seat* I'm too young to drive! Oh well!

Kasumi: *takes wheel* I don't think so!!! I'm old enough to drive ^^

Ikuchi: I'm older than all of you! HAHAHA! I'm driving! *takes the wheel and pushes MDK out of the way*

MDK:

Kasumi: Yay! Why don't we leave her there on the ground and leave without her?

MDK: O.O... HEY!

Kit: *hides in the back seat, unnoticed*

Kasumi: Yep. ^^ *starts driving off, but runs over MDK's hand*

MDK: Ow!!!! *grabs hand* I think it's broken!

Kasumi: Fine with me! ^^ *keeps driving out of the driveway*

MDK: This isn't fair!! KIT!! HELP ME!!!!!!

Kit: 0.o *silent snicker*

Kasumi: ^^ *keeps driving, and runs over MDK's leg*

MDK: Ahhhhhhhhh!

Kit: *thinking* 'hehe...sorry'

Kasumi: ^^ *keeps driving, but drives over the lawn* Oops! *the lawn is muddy from the rainstorm* *car gets stuck*

Kit: *still thinking* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm going to die a virgin!

Ikuchi: *heard what Kit was thinking* O.o;;; *no comment*

Kasumi: ^^ *doesn't notice car is stuck* *tries to keep driving*

Kit: --

Kasumi: ^^ *is digging a nice deep hole in the lawn, which has become so deep that there's water in it*

MDK: Kasumi!!! You're ruining the lawn!!!

Kasumi: *isn't listening to MDK* ^^

Ikuchi: *taps Kasumi on shoulder* Kasumi... uh...

Kasumi: ^^ Yes?

Ikuchi: You're digging a huge hole in the lawn.

Kasumi: What? *turns around and looks at hole* O.O Oops!

Kit: *STILL thinking, and this time, is blocking out Ikuchi* What a baka...

Kasumi: *is in shock because of what she's done* O_O

MDK: Somebody call a medic! Please?

Kit: *sigh* *gets out of car* *falls in hole* O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lands in China*

Chinese people: ...

Kit: ...*runs* *somehow suddenly ends up back by the car (O.o)*

MDK: *oh the PAIN*

Kasumi: O_O *still in shock*

Kit: NOT again....

Ikuchi: *takes wheel* *drives car out of hole*

Kasumi: O_O

Kit: OKAY, lets just get back in the house, NOW! *it starts to rain*

Everyone: Oh..lovely..

MDK: But- but- the QUIZ!! It says we need to take a road trip! *miraculously heals* *takes wheel* *pushes Ikuchi out of way* *starts backing out of driveway and actually makes it out on to the street* (MDK: Where'd I learn to drive? O.O;;;)

Kit: *in the back seat with Ikuchi* *crosses arms* Hmm..god hates me. *continues to listen to Linkin Park*

Kasumi: O_O

MDK: *stops car* *can't stand sitting next to Kasumi anymore* (MDK: Maybe 'cause she smells so- Kasumi: *whacks MDK* MDK: Ow...) *switches Kasumi and Kit*

Kit: *sarcastically* Thanks MDK!

MDK: ^^ You're so very welcome!!

Kasumi: O_O

Ikuchi: *is asleep* *little drops of drool come out of his nose and mouth*

Kit: o.O ew

Kasumi: *faints*

MDK: I hope the poilce don't catch us with these two 'dead' bodies in the backseat... O.o

Kit: haa haa

MDK: ...that's not funny

Police car: *starts chasing the Chester Nip Mobile (that's what we'll call our car from now on)*

MDK: O.O *pulls over*

Policeman: Uh... you're speeding.

Chester Nip Mobile: *is only a couple feet away from the driveway at this point*

MDK: No we're not.

Policeman: How old are you anyways? *looks in back* OH MY GOD!!!!!! *arrests MDK*

MDK: Yep. Everyone's a critic.

Kit: 00;

MDK: *kicks policeman in the nuts*

Policeman: *runs away*

MDK: That takes care of that. *takes wheel again* And we were NOT speeding!

Kasumi: *wakes up * O_O

MDK: Oh no... Ikuchi, do something about that!!!

Eat Sushi: Zzzzzzzzzzz

MDK: ...crap. *splashes cold water all over Kasumi*

Kasumi: O_O

MDK: Nothing we can to about that. *pulls over at gas station* I need food.

Kit: F11

MDK: ...*buys a pizza* *waves it under Ikuchi's nose*

Kit: Chester the Pizza molester!

Ikuchi: o.o How can you molest a pizza??

Kasumi: You touch its meat!

Everyone: OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

MDK: OK, that's a little too much unwanted information! o.O!

Kit: Tell me about it...

Ikuchi: *is laughing so hard that he's rolling on the floor*

Kit: Weirdo.

MDK: When did Kasumi wake up?

Kasumi: ...when I smelled PIZZA! *grabs a piece of pizza*

MDK: *takes one also* ^^

Kasumi: ^^

Kit: SOOO healthy..*resorts to eating salad* ^^

Kasumi: ...yuck

MDK: *drops pizza slice* *also grabs salad*

Kasumi and Ikuchi: O.o

Kit: *eats salad happily*

MDK: *same*

Kasumi: ...*drops pizza and starts nibbling on celery stalk*

*three hours later...*

Kasumi: *has only eaten 1/4th of the celery stalk*

MDK: ...-_-;;;

Ikuchi: *has eaten whole pizza, including slices dropped onto the ground* *burps*

Kasumi: ...

MDK: Ewww. Kasumi, how can you go out with him?

Kasumi: ...?

Kit: *sigh*

MDK: *goes back into convienence store to get more food, but comes back out in handcuffs being followed by a policeman that looks mysteriously like Yami* I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Yami: Tell it to the judge!

MDK: BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Kasumi: Ooh! What'd she do?

Yami: Seems this person is responsible for the strangulation of a... *looks at paper* Tina Adkins.

Kasumi: ...O.o

MDK: I DIDN'T DO IT!

Kasumi: *sarcastically* Yeah, I'll believe that one.

Kit: Did you kill that *beeping* *bleep*??

MDK: I wish.

Kit: .Hsiw I

Yami: Tina was found dead on the floor of *points* that 7-11. Someone strangled her.

MDK: And you're holding me responsible for it?

Yami: Yep.

MDK: And what proof do you have?

Yami: People have told me you hold a grudge of some sort against her, claiming she flirts with your boyfriend.

MDK: BUT SHE DOES!!!!!!

Yami: I see. You admit that you've killed her?

MDK: NO!!

Jeremy: *comes out of 7-11* I DID IT! IT WAS ME!

MDK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kit: 00!

Yami: !! You shall fall! *pants fall to the ground, revealing hot pink boxers with little Dark Girl Magicians on them* !!

MDK: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE YAMI!!!!

Ganondorf: *comes out of 7-11* I admit it! It was I who killed the-

MDK: Speak English, please.

Ganondorf: I killed her.

Kit: But Jeremy..?

Jeremy: Ummm... I can explain... *leaves*

Kit: OH NO YOU DON'T!! *blocks all ways out of the store*

Jeremy: *digs another hole to China and jumps in*

Kit: *fills the hole with..milk!* HA HA HA!!!!!!

MDK: Nooooo! *rips off handcuffs and fishes Jeremy out of the milk*

Kit: I can TELL she was tempted to type "Rips off handcuffs and fishes Jeremy out of the Malik"!!

MDK: ¬_¬;;; *gets over Kit's comment* Oh well! ^^ *glomps Jeremy*

Jeremy: *can't breathe and is turning purple*

MDK: Oops. *lets Jeremy get air*

Kasumi: ...

Ikuchi: *feels unloved because he only said 13 lines*

Kasumi: Aww, you feel unloved? *gives Ikuchi a big hug*

Ikuchi: *tear tear*

MDK: Happy dappy lovey fest! *brings in Mike Shinoda so Kit doesn't feel left out*

Kit: *hugs Mike*

MDK: ...now what?

Everyone except Yami and Ganondorf: *get in the Chester Nip Mobile, which has suddenly gained size so more people can fit*

MDK: Who's driving?

Jeremy: *takes wheel* I live in a cardboard box on wheels- a mobile home! I figure if I can control my box, this should be a cinch!

Kit: ...we're all gonna die...

Mike: I think I'LL drive.

Kit: NOO! *wants to keep on hugging Mike* *does puppy eyes*

Mike: Oh fine.

MDK: ...well, Jeremy's not driving... 'cause I wanna sit next to him... wait.. *idea*

*five minutes later*

MDK: This is the steering wheel. Can you say that?

Yami: Steerinnnnnngg..... wheeeeeeeeeel.

MDK: Good!

Yami: *takes wheel, and is somehow very good at driving*

Everyone: Yay!

Kit: *hehe* *is litterally attached to Mike* ^______________________________________________^

Kasumi: *doesn't realize that Sam put Super Glue all over her shirt again* *hugs Ikuchi*

Ikuchi: Why does this seem so *bleeping* familiar??

Kasumi: ...I dunno. *shrugs* ^^

MDK: *rolls eyes, but doesn't notice that Kasumi has played the same joke on her in return* *gets stuck to wall*

Kit: 00 and I thought I had issues...

MDK: Uh... wait... let me think of a good excuse... *is actually stuck to the wall sideways, as in her feet aren't on the ground*

Kit: Hold on...we're in a car, so where did the wall come from??

MDK: It's not a van! *POOF* It's a tour bus!

Kit: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chester Nip Mobile and its amazing wonders.....

MDK: No, that was my AAP.

Kit: URUSEI.

Kasumi: *is still stuck* Anyone have some solvent? Or maybe some Goof-Off?

MDK: Kasumi, that stuff doesn't work on clothing.

Kit: And besides, you KNOW you like it!

Kasumi: *blushes*

MDK: ...JEREMY! GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!!

Jeremy: ...okay. *gives MDK some solvent*

MDK: Do I have to repeat myself? IT DOESN'T WORK ON CLOTHES.

Jeremy: ...

Kit: *dryly* Wow. He cares..

MDK: *didn't recognize that as sarcasm* I know. Doesn't he just? ^^

Yami: ...Where's the road?

MDK: WHAT?! You're not driving on the road?

Yami: No, I can't find it.

MDK: ...*was luckily wearing yellow sweatshirt with another shirt under it, and rips away from wall* *looks out the front window* *points* Yami, THAT'S the road.

Yami: *is driving on road*

MDK: *slaps forehead*

Kit: OO OMG!!! GET ON THE RIGHT LANE!! CAR!!!!!!!!!!

MDK: *hurrily grabs steering wheels and swerves* *mops forehead* Phew. Yami, you're fired.

Yami: Aww... *puppy dog eyes*

MDK: *covers eyes* Must... withstand... kawaiiness!!!

Jeremy: *jealous*

MDK: Uh......... I didn't mean it like that!!!

Yami: *sob*

MDK: NO! *kicks Yami out onto the road without his pants*

Mike: *zzzz*

Kit : Awwwww!! ^_^

Jeremy: *has donuts*

MDK: Hmm... you promised me you'd buy me a donut one day!!! I want one!! *takes a donut* ^^

Kit: Uos' P.D!

MDK: ...*thwaps Kasumi on the head with a frying pan*

Kasumi: X_x

Kit: A COOKIE! WANT A COOKIE! *points to Rob*

*Meanwhile...*

Car going by: *shouts out window* THAT'S SICK!!!

Yami: I didn't do it!! *sobs* I can't believe I got my self fired!

Another car: *censored*

Yami: That's not very nice!!!

Another car: *flips Yami off*

Yami: Hey!!

*Back in the Chester Nip Mobile, things aren't going too well...*

Kasumi: I learned a new word today!!!

MDK: I'm not really sure I want to hear it.

Kasumi: It's *bleep*!

MDK: O_O

Kasumi: *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*...

MDK: O_O That's the worst word on the planet! How could you say that, Kasumi?

Kasumi: *bleep* *bleep*

Jeremy: O_O *covers ears, but it's too late and he faints*

MDK: O_O *goes to help Jeremy*

Ikuchi: O_O KASUMI!!!

Kasumi: ...what? *bleep*

Kit: IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X.X

Mike: O.O!!

Kasumi: *bleep* *kills the evil censorer, and is now able to say word* SPORK!!!

Jeremy: *has woken up*

MDK: THAT'S what you were saying?

Kasumi: Yep. Spork.

Kit: x.x++

Mike: NOOO!

Everyone: ...

Kasumi: *is still glued to Ikuchi* ...^^

Sugoroku: YUGI!! Putting the Millennium puzzle on my chair and 'forgetting' to tell me is NOT funny!

*On the freeway...*

Yami: Huh? Was that Grandpa calling? Oops... I forgot about that.... *snickers* And it was pointy side up too!

*In the Chester Nip Mobile once again*

THE END!