MDK: We own everything. I think.
Evil Lawyer: Oh no you don't!!!!!!!
MDK: It's the evil lawyer! Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Evil Lawyer: *kills story*
MDK: NOOOOOOOOOO! *brings story back to life* YOU *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* *clamps hand over mouth* What the *bleep*? Why can't I cuss?
Evil Censorer: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
MDK: *tries to pull out a bazooka to shoot the *bleep* out of the censorer, but pulls out a water gun* Oh *bleep*. You *bleeeeep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* censorer!!!!!!!!!!
Kit: OMG I have a say in this!
MDK: *bleep*?
Kit: ¬¬ I *had* a say in this...
MDK: But I didn't even cuss! You suck, evil censorer! You should go to *bleep*!!! *takes out EZ-Bake Oven*
Evil Censorer: ...*bleep*?
MDK: *poins* Ooooh! You *bleep* cussed!
Evil Censorer: No, I didn't, all I said was *bleep*!
*Maybe we'll come back here later and check up on them... time to start the road trip!!!*
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Kit: *takes an internet test* O.O! Yay, I'm the 5th Layer of Jigoku!
MDK: ...O.o *takes a different test* I'm... a... uh... Virtual Pet...
Ikuchi: ...I'm..a..5,000 year old person...
Kasumi: *takes quiz* I'm the perfect girlfriend! ^^
Kit: HURLfriend.
MDK: I concur!
Kit: ¬-¬ I give up.....
Kasumi: ...but the Teletubbies said I was a perfect girl-
MDK: ...Teletubbies?
Kasumi: *clamps hand over mouth* I DIDN'T GO TO TELETUBBY LAND!!!!!!
Kit: *dryly* Keep on telling yourself that...
MDK: *gets into Kasumi's mind* Oh yes you did!!! O.o;;; How sad... makes me feel ashamed you're my yami...
Kit: Makes me glad that *points* Ikuchi over there doesn't know the difference between TV and a PC...
Kasumi: What?
MDK: ...*kills the Teletubbies* I suppose we won't have anymore problems with that then...
News Anchor: This just in! The Teletubbies have been killed!
Adults across the world: *party, get drunk... you get it*
Kids across the world: *cry*
MDK: ...I made the little kids cry! Yay!
Kasumi: ¬_¬ You're evil.
Ikuchi: *blink*
MDK: Well, now that that's overwith... *takes another quiz* This one says we should all go on a road trip!
Others: ¬_¬;;;
MDK: What? What?
*three hours later...*
MDK: *gets in driver's seat* I'm too young to drive! Oh well!
Kasumi: *takes wheel* I don't think so!!! I'm old enough to drive ^^
Ikuchi: I'm older than all of you! HAHAHA! I'm driving! *takes the wheel and pushes MDK out of the way*
MDK:
Kasumi: Yay! Why don't we leave her there on the ground and leave without her?
MDK: O.O... HEY!
Kit: *hides in the back seat, unnoticed*
Kasumi: Yep. ^^ *starts driving off, but runs over MDK's hand*
MDK: Ow!!!! *grabs hand* I think it's broken!
Kasumi: Fine with me! ^^ *keeps driving out of the driveway*
MDK: This isn't fair!! KIT!! HELP ME!!!!!!
Kit: 0.o *silent snicker*
Kasumi: ^^ *keeps driving, and runs over MDK's leg*
MDK: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kit: *thinking* 'hehe...sorry'
Kasumi: ^^ *keeps driving, but drives over the lawn* Oops! *the lawn is muddy from the rainstorm* *car gets stuck*
Kit: *still thinking* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm going to die a virgin!
Ikuchi: *heard what Kit was thinking* O.o;;; *no comment*
Kasumi: ^^ *doesn't notice car is stuck* *tries to keep driving*
Kit: --
Kasumi: ^^ *is digging a nice deep hole in the lawn, which has become so deep that there's water in it*
MDK: Kasumi!!! You're ruining the lawn!!!
Kasumi: *isn't listening to MDK* ^^
Ikuchi: *taps Kasumi on shoulder* Kasumi... uh...
Kasumi: ^^ Yes?
Ikuchi: You're digging a huge hole in the lawn.
Kasumi: What? *turns around and looks at hole* O.O Oops!
Kit: *STILL thinking, and this time, is blocking out Ikuchi* What a baka...
Kasumi: *is in shock because of what she's done* O_O
MDK: Somebody call a medic! Please?
Kit: *sigh* *gets out of car* *falls in hole* O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lands in China*
Chinese people: ...
Kit: ...*runs* *somehow suddenly ends up back by the car (O.o)*
MDK: *oh the PAIN*
Kasumi: O_O *still in shock*
Kit: NOT again....
Ikuchi: *takes wheel* *drives car out of hole*
Kasumi: O_O
Kit: OKAY, lets just get back in the house, NOW! *it starts to rain*
Everyone: Oh..lovely..
MDK: But- but- the QUIZ!! It says we need to take a road trip! *miraculously heals* *takes wheel* *pushes Ikuchi out of way* *starts backing out of driveway and actually makes it out on to the street* (MDK: Where'd I learn to drive? O.O;;;)
Kit: *in the back seat with Ikuchi* *crosses arms* Hmm..god hates me. *continues to listen to Linkin Park*
Kasumi: O_O
MDK: *stops car* *can't stand sitting next to Kasumi anymore* (MDK: Maybe 'cause she smells so- Kasumi: *whacks MDK* MDK: Ow...) *switches Kasumi and Kit*
Kit: *sarcastically* Thanks MDK!
MDK: ^^ You're so very welcome!!
Kasumi: O_O
Ikuchi: *is asleep* *little drops of drool come out of his nose and mouth*
Kit: o.O ew
Kasumi: *faints*
MDK: I hope the poilce don't catch us with these two 'dead' bodies in the backseat... O.o
Kit: haa haa
MDK: ...that's not funny
Police car: *starts chasing the Chester Nip Mobile (that's what we'll call our car from now on)*
MDK: O.O *pulls over*
Policeman: Uh... you're speeding.
Chester Nip Mobile: *is only a couple feet away from the driveway at this point*
MDK: No we're not.
Policeman: How old are you anyways? *looks in back* OH MY GOD!!!!!! *arrests MDK*
MDK: Yep. Everyone's a critic.
Kit: 00;
MDK: *kicks policeman in the nuts*
Policeman: *runs away*
MDK: That takes care of that. *takes wheel again* And we were NOT speeding!
Kasumi: *wakes up * O_O
MDK: Oh no... Ikuchi, do something about that!!!
Eat Sushi: Zzzzzzzzzzz
MDK: ...crap. *splashes cold water all over Kasumi*
Kasumi: O_O
MDK: Nothing we can to about that. *pulls over at gas station* I need food.
Kit: F11
MDK: ...*buys a pizza* *waves it under Ikuchi's nose*
Kit: Chester the Pizza molester!
Ikuchi: o.o How can you molest a pizza??
Kasumi: You touch its meat!
Everyone: OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
MDK: OK, that's a little too much unwanted information! o.O!
Kit: Tell me about it...
Ikuchi: *is laughing so hard that he's rolling on the floor*
Kit: Weirdo.
MDK: When did Kasumi wake up?
Kasumi: ...when I smelled PIZZA! *grabs a piece of pizza*
MDK: *takes one also* ^^
Kasumi: ^^
Kit: SOOO healthy..*resorts to eating salad* ^^
Kasumi: ...yuck
MDK: *drops pizza slice* *also grabs salad*
Kasumi and Ikuchi: O.o
Kit: *eats salad happily*
MDK: *same*
Kasumi: ...*drops pizza and starts nibbling on celery stalk*
*three hours later...*
Kasumi: *has only eaten 1/4th of the celery stalk*
MDK: ...-_-;;;
Ikuchi: *has eaten whole pizza, including slices dropped onto the ground* *burps*
Kasumi: ...
MDK: Ewww. Kasumi, how can you go out with him?
Kasumi: ...?
Kit: *sigh*
MDK: *goes back into convienence store to get more food, but comes back out in handcuffs being followed by a policeman that looks mysteriously like Yami* I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Yami: Tell it to the judge!
MDK: BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Kasumi: Ooh! What'd she do?
Yami: Seems this person is responsible for the strangulation of a... *looks at paper* Tina Adkins.
Kasumi: ...O.o
MDK: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Kasumi: *sarcastically* Yeah, I'll believe that one.
Kit: Did you kill that *beeping* *bleep*??
MDK: I wish.
Kit: .Hsiw I
Yami: Tina was found dead on the floor of *points* that 7-11. Someone strangled her.
MDK: And you're holding me responsible for it?
Yami: Yep.
MDK: And what proof do you have?
Yami: People have told me you hold a grudge of some sort against her, claiming she flirts with your boyfriend.
MDK: BUT SHE DOES!!!!!!
Yami: I see. You admit that you've killed her?
MDK: NO!!
Jeremy: *comes out of 7-11* I DID IT! IT WAS ME!
MDK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kit: 00!
Yami: !! You shall fall! *pants fall to the ground, revealing hot pink boxers with little Dark Girl Magicians on them* !!
MDK: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE YAMI!!!!
Ganondorf: *comes out of 7-11* I admit it! It was I who killed the-
MDK: Speak English, please.
Ganondorf: I killed her.
Kit: But Jeremy..?
Jeremy: Ummm... I can explain... *leaves*
Kit: OH NO YOU DON'T!! *blocks all ways out of the store*
Jeremy: *digs another hole to China and jumps in*
Kit: *fills the hole with..milk!* HA HA HA!!!!!!
MDK: Nooooo! *rips off handcuffs and fishes Jeremy out of the milk*
Kit: I can TELL she was tempted to type "Rips off handcuffs and fishes Jeremy out of the Malik"!!
MDK: ¬_¬;;; *gets over Kit's comment* Oh well! ^^ *glomps Jeremy*
Jeremy: *can't breathe and is turning purple*
MDK: Oops. *lets Jeremy get air*
Kasumi: ...
Ikuchi: *feels unloved because he only said 13 lines*
Kasumi: Aww, you feel unloved? *gives Ikuchi a big hug*
Ikuchi: *tear tear*
MDK: Happy dappy lovey fest! *brings in Mike Shinoda so Kit doesn't feel left out*
Kit: *hugs Mike*
MDK: ...now what?
Everyone except Yami and Ganondorf: *get in the Chester Nip Mobile, which has suddenly gained size so more people can fit*
MDK: Who's driving?
Jeremy: *takes wheel* I live in a cardboard box on wheels- a mobile home! I figure if I can control my box, this should be a cinch!
Kit: ...we're all gonna die...
Mike: I think I'LL drive.
Kit: NOO! *wants to keep on hugging Mike* *does puppy eyes*
Mike: Oh fine.
MDK: ...well, Jeremy's not driving... 'cause I wanna sit next to him... wait.. *idea*
*five minutes later*
MDK: This is the steering wheel. Can you say that?
Yami: Steerinnnnnngg..... wheeeeeeeeeel.
MDK: Good!
Yami: *takes wheel, and is somehow very good at driving*
Everyone: Yay!
Kit: *hehe* *is litterally attached to Mike* ^______________________________________________^
Kasumi: *doesn't realize that Sam put Super Glue all over her shirt again* *hugs Ikuchi*
Ikuchi: Why does this seem so *bleeping* familiar??
Kasumi: ...I dunno. *shrugs* ^^
MDK: *rolls eyes, but doesn't notice that Kasumi has played the same joke on her in return* *gets stuck to wall*
Kit: 00 and I thought I had issues...
MDK: Uh... wait... let me think of a good excuse... *is actually stuck to the wall sideways, as in her feet aren't on the ground*
Kit: Hold on...we're in a car, so where did the wall come from??
MDK: It's not a van! *POOF* It's a tour bus!
Kit: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chester Nip Mobile and its amazing wonders.....
MDK: No, that was my AAP.
Kit: URUSEI.
Kasumi: *is still stuck* Anyone have some solvent? Or maybe some Goof-Off?
MDK: Kasumi, that stuff doesn't work on clothing.
Kit: And besides, you KNOW you like it!
Kasumi: *blushes*
MDK: ...JEREMY! GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!!
Jeremy: ...okay. *gives MDK some solvent*
MDK: Do I have to repeat myself? IT DOESN'T WORK ON CLOTHES.
Jeremy: ...
Kit: *dryly* Wow. He cares..
MDK: *didn't recognize that as sarcasm* I know. Doesn't he just? ^^
Yami: ...Where's the road?
MDK: WHAT?! You're not driving on the road?
Yami: No, I can't find it.
MDK: ...*was luckily wearing yellow sweatshirt with another shirt under it, and rips away from wall* *looks out the front window* *points* Yami, THAT'S the road.
Yami: *is driving on road*
MDK: *slaps forehead*
Kit: OO OMG!!! GET ON THE RIGHT LANE!! CAR!!!!!!!!!!
MDK: *hurrily grabs steering wheels and swerves* *mops forehead* Phew. Yami, you're fired.
Yami: Aww... *puppy dog eyes*
MDK: *covers eyes* Must... withstand... kawaiiness!!!
Jeremy: *jealous*
MDK: Uh......... I didn't mean it like that!!!
Yami: *sob*
MDK: NO! *kicks Yami out onto the road without his pants*
Mike: *zzzz*
Kit : Awwwww!! ^_^
Jeremy: *has donuts*
MDK: Hmm... you promised me you'd buy me a donut one day!!! I want one!! *takes a donut* ^^
Kit: Uos' P.D!
MDK: ...*thwaps Kasumi on the head with a frying pan*
Kasumi: X_x
Kit: A COOKIE! WANT A COOKIE! *points to Rob*
*Meanwhile...*
Car going by: *shouts out window* THAT'S SICK!!!
Yami: I didn't do it!! *sobs* I can't believe I got my self fired!
Another car: *censored*
Yami: That's not very nice!!!
Another car: *flips Yami off*
Yami: Hey!!
*Back in the Chester Nip Mobile, things aren't going too well...*
Kasumi: I learned a new word today!!!
MDK: I'm not really sure I want to hear it.
Kasumi: It's *bleep*!
MDK: O_O
Kasumi: *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*...
MDK: O_O That's the worst word on the planet! How could you say that, Kasumi?
Kasumi: *bleep* *bleep*
Jeremy: O_O *covers ears, but it's too late and he faints*
MDK: O_O *goes to help Jeremy*
Ikuchi: O_O KASUMI!!!
Kasumi: ...what? *bleep*
Kit: IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X.X
Mike: O.O!!
Kasumi: *bleep* *kills the evil censorer, and is now able to say word* SPORK!!!
Jeremy: *has woken up*
MDK: THAT'S what you were saying?
Kasumi: Yep. Spork.
Kit: x.x++
Mike: NOOO!
Everyone: ...
Kasumi: *is still glued to Ikuchi* ...^^
Sugoroku: YUGI!! Putting the Millennium puzzle on my chair and 'forgetting' to tell me is NOT funny!
*On the freeway...*
Yami: Huh? Was that Grandpa calling? Oops... I forgot about that.... *snickers* And it was pointy side up too!
*In the Chester Nip Mobile once again*
THE END!
Evil Lawyer: Oh no you don't!!!!!!!
MDK: It's the evil lawyer! Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Evil Lawyer: *kills story*
MDK: NOOOOOOOOOO! *brings story back to life* YOU *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* *clamps hand over mouth* What the *bleep*? Why can't I cuss?
Evil Censorer: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
MDK: *tries to pull out a bazooka to shoot the *bleep* out of the censorer, but pulls out a water gun* Oh *bleep*. You *bleeeeep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* censorer!!!!!!!!!!
Kit: OMG I have a say in this!
MDK: *bleep*?
Kit: ¬¬ I *had* a say in this...
MDK: But I didn't even cuss! You suck, evil censorer! You should go to *bleep*!!! *takes out EZ-Bake Oven*
Evil Censorer: ...*bleep*?
MDK: *poins* Ooooh! You *bleep* cussed!
Evil Censorer: No, I didn't, all I said was *bleep*!
*Maybe we'll come back here later and check up on them... time to start the road trip!!!*
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Kit: *takes an internet test* O.O! Yay, I'm the 5th Layer of Jigoku!
MDK: ...O.o *takes a different test* I'm... a... uh... Virtual Pet...
Ikuchi: ...I'm..a..5,000 year old person...
Kasumi: *takes quiz* I'm the perfect girlfriend! ^^
Kit: HURLfriend.
MDK: I concur!
Kit: ¬-¬ I give up.....
Kasumi: ...but the Teletubbies said I was a perfect girl-
MDK: ...Teletubbies?
Kasumi: *clamps hand over mouth* I DIDN'T GO TO TELETUBBY LAND!!!!!!
Kit: *dryly* Keep on telling yourself that...
MDK: *gets into Kasumi's mind* Oh yes you did!!! O.o;;; How sad... makes me feel ashamed you're my yami...
Kit: Makes me glad that *points* Ikuchi over there doesn't know the difference between TV and a PC...
Kasumi: What?
MDK: ...*kills the Teletubbies* I suppose we won't have anymore problems with that then...
News Anchor: This just in! The Teletubbies have been killed!
Adults across the world: *party, get drunk... you get it*
Kids across the world: *cry*
MDK: ...I made the little kids cry! Yay!
Kasumi: ¬_¬ You're evil.
Ikuchi: *blink*
MDK: Well, now that that's overwith... *takes another quiz* This one says we should all go on a road trip!
Others: ¬_¬;;;
MDK: What? What?
*three hours later...*
MDK: *gets in driver's seat* I'm too young to drive! Oh well!
Kasumi: *takes wheel* I don't think so!!! I'm old enough to drive ^^
Ikuchi: I'm older than all of you! HAHAHA! I'm driving! *takes the wheel and pushes MDK out of the way*
MDK:
Kasumi: Yay! Why don't we leave her there on the ground and leave without her?
MDK: O.O... HEY!
Kit: *hides in the back seat, unnoticed*
Kasumi: Yep. ^^ *starts driving off, but runs over MDK's hand*
MDK: Ow!!!! *grabs hand* I think it's broken!
Kasumi: Fine with me! ^^ *keeps driving out of the driveway*
MDK: This isn't fair!! KIT!! HELP ME!!!!!!
Kit: 0.o *silent snicker*
Kasumi: ^^ *keeps driving, and runs over MDK's leg*
MDK: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kit: *thinking* 'hehe...sorry'
Kasumi: ^^ *keeps driving, but drives over the lawn* Oops! *the lawn is muddy from the rainstorm* *car gets stuck*
Kit: *still thinking* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm going to die a virgin!
Ikuchi: *heard what Kit was thinking* O.o;;; *no comment*
Kasumi: ^^ *doesn't notice car is stuck* *tries to keep driving*
Kit: --
Kasumi: ^^ *is digging a nice deep hole in the lawn, which has become so deep that there's water in it*
MDK: Kasumi!!! You're ruining the lawn!!!
Kasumi: *isn't listening to MDK* ^^
Ikuchi: *taps Kasumi on shoulder* Kasumi... uh...
Kasumi: ^^ Yes?
Ikuchi: You're digging a huge hole in the lawn.
Kasumi: What? *turns around and looks at hole* O.O Oops!
Kit: *STILL thinking, and this time, is blocking out Ikuchi* What a baka...
Kasumi: *is in shock because of what she's done* O_O
MDK: Somebody call a medic! Please?
Kit: *sigh* *gets out of car* *falls in hole* O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lands in China*
Chinese people: ...
Kit: ...*runs* *somehow suddenly ends up back by the car (O.o)*
MDK: *oh the PAIN*
Kasumi: O_O *still in shock*
Kit: NOT again....
Ikuchi: *takes wheel* *drives car out of hole*
Kasumi: O_O
Kit: OKAY, lets just get back in the house, NOW! *it starts to rain*
Everyone: Oh..lovely..
MDK: But- but- the QUIZ!! It says we need to take a road trip! *miraculously heals* *takes wheel* *pushes Ikuchi out of way* *starts backing out of driveway and actually makes it out on to the street* (MDK: Where'd I learn to drive? O.O;;;)
Kit: *in the back seat with Ikuchi* *crosses arms* Hmm..god hates me. *continues to listen to Linkin Park*
Kasumi: O_O
MDK: *stops car* *can't stand sitting next to Kasumi anymore* (MDK: Maybe 'cause she smells so- Kasumi: *whacks MDK* MDK: Ow...) *switches Kasumi and Kit*
Kit: *sarcastically* Thanks MDK!
MDK: ^^ You're so very welcome!!
Kasumi: O_O
Ikuchi: *is asleep* *little drops of drool come out of his nose and mouth*
Kit: o.O ew
Kasumi: *faints*
MDK: I hope the poilce don't catch us with these two 'dead' bodies in the backseat... O.o
Kit: haa haa
MDK: ...that's not funny
Police car: *starts chasing the Chester Nip Mobile (that's what we'll call our car from now on)*
MDK: O.O *pulls over*
Policeman: Uh... you're speeding.
Chester Nip Mobile: *is only a couple feet away from the driveway at this point*
MDK: No we're not.
Policeman: How old are you anyways? *looks in back* OH MY GOD!!!!!! *arrests MDK*
MDK: Yep. Everyone's a critic.
Kit: 00;
MDK: *kicks policeman in the nuts*
Policeman: *runs away*
MDK: That takes care of that. *takes wheel again* And we were NOT speeding!
Kasumi: *wakes up * O_O
MDK: Oh no... Ikuchi, do something about that!!!
Eat Sushi: Zzzzzzzzzzz
MDK: ...crap. *splashes cold water all over Kasumi*
Kasumi: O_O
MDK: Nothing we can to about that. *pulls over at gas station* I need food.
Kit: F11
MDK: ...*buys a pizza* *waves it under Ikuchi's nose*
Kit: Chester the Pizza molester!
Ikuchi: o.o How can you molest a pizza??
Kasumi: You touch its meat!
Everyone: OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
MDK: OK, that's a little too much unwanted information! o.O!
Kit: Tell me about it...
Ikuchi: *is laughing so hard that he's rolling on the floor*
Kit: Weirdo.
MDK: When did Kasumi wake up?
Kasumi: ...when I smelled PIZZA! *grabs a piece of pizza*
MDK: *takes one also* ^^
Kasumi: ^^
Kit: SOOO healthy..*resorts to eating salad* ^^
Kasumi: ...yuck
MDK: *drops pizza slice* *also grabs salad*
Kasumi and Ikuchi: O.o
Kit: *eats salad happily*
MDK: *same*
Kasumi: ...*drops pizza and starts nibbling on celery stalk*
*three hours later...*
Kasumi: *has only eaten 1/4th of the celery stalk*
MDK: ...-_-;;;
Ikuchi: *has eaten whole pizza, including slices dropped onto the ground* *burps*
Kasumi: ...
MDK: Ewww. Kasumi, how can you go out with him?
Kasumi: ...?
Kit: *sigh*
MDK: *goes back into convienence store to get more food, but comes back out in handcuffs being followed by a policeman that looks mysteriously like Yami* I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Yami: Tell it to the judge!
MDK: BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Kasumi: Ooh! What'd she do?
Yami: Seems this person is responsible for the strangulation of a... *looks at paper* Tina Adkins.
Kasumi: ...O.o
MDK: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Kasumi: *sarcastically* Yeah, I'll believe that one.
Kit: Did you kill that *beeping* *bleep*??
MDK: I wish.
Kit: .Hsiw I
Yami: Tina was found dead on the floor of *points* that 7-11. Someone strangled her.
MDK: And you're holding me responsible for it?
Yami: Yep.
MDK: And what proof do you have?
Yami: People have told me you hold a grudge of some sort against her, claiming she flirts with your boyfriend.
MDK: BUT SHE DOES!!!!!!
Yami: I see. You admit that you've killed her?
MDK: NO!!
Jeremy: *comes out of 7-11* I DID IT! IT WAS ME!
MDK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kit: 00!
Yami: !! You shall fall! *pants fall to the ground, revealing hot pink boxers with little Dark Girl Magicians on them* !!
MDK: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE YAMI!!!!
Ganondorf: *comes out of 7-11* I admit it! It was I who killed the-
MDK: Speak English, please.
Ganondorf: I killed her.
Kit: But Jeremy..?
Jeremy: Ummm... I can explain... *leaves*
Kit: OH NO YOU DON'T!! *blocks all ways out of the store*
Jeremy: *digs another hole to China and jumps in*
Kit: *fills the hole with..milk!* HA HA HA!!!!!!
MDK: Nooooo! *rips off handcuffs and fishes Jeremy out of the milk*
Kit: I can TELL she was tempted to type "Rips off handcuffs and fishes Jeremy out of the Malik"!!
MDK: ¬_¬;;; *gets over Kit's comment* Oh well! ^^ *glomps Jeremy*
Jeremy: *can't breathe and is turning purple*
MDK: Oops. *lets Jeremy get air*
Kasumi: ...
Ikuchi: *feels unloved because he only said 13 lines*
Kasumi: Aww, you feel unloved? *gives Ikuchi a big hug*
Ikuchi: *tear tear*
MDK: Happy dappy lovey fest! *brings in Mike Shinoda so Kit doesn't feel left out*
Kit: *hugs Mike*
MDK: ...now what?
Everyone except Yami and Ganondorf: *get in the Chester Nip Mobile, which has suddenly gained size so more people can fit*
MDK: Who's driving?
Jeremy: *takes wheel* I live in a cardboard box on wheels- a mobile home! I figure if I can control my box, this should be a cinch!
Kit: ...we're all gonna die...
Mike: I think I'LL drive.
Kit: NOO! *wants to keep on hugging Mike* *does puppy eyes*
Mike: Oh fine.
MDK: ...well, Jeremy's not driving... 'cause I wanna sit next to him... wait.. *idea*
*five minutes later*
MDK: This is the steering wheel. Can you say that?
Yami: Steerinnnnnngg..... wheeeeeeeeeel.
MDK: Good!
Yami: *takes wheel, and is somehow very good at driving*
Everyone: Yay!
Kit: *hehe* *is litterally attached to Mike* ^______________________________________________^
Kasumi: *doesn't realize that Sam put Super Glue all over her shirt again* *hugs Ikuchi*
Ikuchi: Why does this seem so *bleeping* familiar??
Kasumi: ...I dunno. *shrugs* ^^
MDK: *rolls eyes, but doesn't notice that Kasumi has played the same joke on her in return* *gets stuck to wall*
Kit: 00 and I thought I had issues...
MDK: Uh... wait... let me think of a good excuse... *is actually stuck to the wall sideways, as in her feet aren't on the ground*
Kit: Hold on...we're in a car, so where did the wall come from??
MDK: It's not a van! *POOF* It's a tour bus!
Kit: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chester Nip Mobile and its amazing wonders.....
MDK: No, that was my AAP.
Kit: URUSEI.
Kasumi: *is still stuck* Anyone have some solvent? Or maybe some Goof-Off?
MDK: Kasumi, that stuff doesn't work on clothing.
Kit: And besides, you KNOW you like it!
Kasumi: *blushes*
MDK: ...JEREMY! GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!!
Jeremy: ...okay. *gives MDK some solvent*
MDK: Do I have to repeat myself? IT DOESN'T WORK ON CLOTHES.
Jeremy: ...
Kit: *dryly* Wow. He cares..
MDK: *didn't recognize that as sarcasm* I know. Doesn't he just? ^^
Yami: ...Where's the road?
MDK: WHAT?! You're not driving on the road?
Yami: No, I can't find it.
MDK: ...*was luckily wearing yellow sweatshirt with another shirt under it, and rips away from wall* *looks out the front window* *points* Yami, THAT'S the road.
Yami: *is driving on road*
MDK: *slaps forehead*
Kit: OO OMG!!! GET ON THE RIGHT LANE!! CAR!!!!!!!!!!
MDK: *hurrily grabs steering wheels and swerves* *mops forehead* Phew. Yami, you're fired.
Yami: Aww... *puppy dog eyes*
MDK: *covers eyes* Must... withstand... kawaiiness!!!
Jeremy: *jealous*
MDK: Uh......... I didn't mean it like that!!!
Yami: *sob*
MDK: NO! *kicks Yami out onto the road without his pants*
Mike: *zzzz*
Kit : Awwwww!! ^_^
Jeremy: *has donuts*
MDK: Hmm... you promised me you'd buy me a donut one day!!! I want one!! *takes a donut* ^^
Kit: Uos' P.D!
MDK: ...*thwaps Kasumi on the head with a frying pan*
Kasumi: X_x
Kit: A COOKIE! WANT A COOKIE! *points to Rob*
*Meanwhile...*
Car going by: *shouts out window* THAT'S SICK!!!
Yami: I didn't do it!! *sobs* I can't believe I got my self fired!
Another car: *censored*
Yami: That's not very nice!!!
Another car: *flips Yami off*
Yami: Hey!!
*Back in the Chester Nip Mobile, things aren't going too well...*
Kasumi: I learned a new word today!!!
MDK: I'm not really sure I want to hear it.
Kasumi: It's *bleep*!
MDK: O_O
Kasumi: *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*...
MDK: O_O That's the worst word on the planet! How could you say that, Kasumi?
Kasumi: *bleep* *bleep*
Jeremy: O_O *covers ears, but it's too late and he faints*
MDK: O_O *goes to help Jeremy*
Ikuchi: O_O KASUMI!!!
Kasumi: ...what? *bleep*
Kit: IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X.X
Mike: O.O!!
Kasumi: *bleep* *kills the evil censorer, and is now able to say word* SPORK!!!
Jeremy: *has woken up*
MDK: THAT'S what you were saying?
Kasumi: Yep. Spork.
Kit: x.x++
Mike: NOOO!
Everyone: ...
Kasumi: *is still glued to Ikuchi* ...^^
Sugoroku: YUGI!! Putting the Millennium puzzle on my chair and 'forgetting' to tell me is NOT funny!
*On the freeway...*
Yami: Huh? Was that Grandpa calling? Oops... I forgot about that.... *snickers* And it was pointy side up too!
*In the Chester Nip Mobile once again*
THE END!
