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"Hey, Rory!" I called as I walked into the house after work on Thursday afternoon.
"Hi, mom." Rory shouts from her bedroom.
"What are we gonna eat tonight?" I asked.
"I ordered a pizza."
"How long ago?"
"Forty-five minutes." Rory said, walking into the kitchen.
"Joe! He owes us big time. It's supposed to be thirty minutes or less!" I exclaimed.
Ding Dong!
"I'll get it." I tell Rory.
"Okay."
When I open the door, I see Joe standing there holding a pizza box, "Joe! You're fifteen minutes late! It's supposed to be thirty minutes or less."
"Actually, we've changed that policy to thirty minutes or more." Joe replied.
"Joe, you owe me free cheesy bread!" I tell him.
"No way!" Joe shakes his vigorously.
"Yes way!"
"No way!"
"Yes way!"
Suddenly, Rory calls from the kitchen, "Mom, just take the pizza! I'm hungry!"
"Rory, be quiet! I'm working!" I hiss.
Joe rolls his eyes, "Lorelai, I told you last time, no more free cheesy bread. You know, Taylor Doose always pays for his cheesy bread. He's a model citizen. You could learn from his example."
"Joe, how much did Taylor pay you to say that?" I ask.
"Five bucks. But, that's not the point!" Joe says.
"Listen up, cause I'm only gonna say this once, if you don't give me free cheesy bread, I'm gonna stand up at the town meeting and tell everyone your real name!"
"You wouldn't!" Joe said, his eyes wide.
"I would!"
"You wouldn't!"
"I would!"
"You wouldn't!
"I would…Augustus!" I smile, knowing I've pushed a button.
"Shh! Fine! Let, me go get it from the truck." Joe sighs.
Everyone has secrets…even me.
AN/ Just an introduction chapter. I hope you liked it! Please leave a review to let me know if you liked it! Please keep all reviews G rated with no bleeped out with stars, implied, or actual cuss words! Thanks! =D
