Disclaimer:Do I have to say it. I think I do I dont own JTHM. there you happy!

ok so in this chapter there's going to be a couple of stuff that happened in issue number two,and I dont write much so dont blame me if this fic sucks like hell. Here's chapter #3

-itch talking-

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''You're going to wish you were never born'' smiled Jhonny infront of Dons 'now lets see what did I say to Edgar.....ahh yes''

''Can you hurry up already!'' Mr. Dons was really in a bad mood now ''im kinda in a hurry to move''

''Ok you filthy grease pack first i'll ask you one question''

His eyes whent wide he felt a horrible itch on his butt ''hey can I at least move in this thing, without it killing me'' he stared into Johnny's horrible eyes that were filled with exitment.

''dont interrupt!'' he snaped ''and no you cant move or it will trigger it anyways''

''Oh fuck hurry with your question'' he felt tears filling his eyes as the itch grew from his butt all the way to his head and shoulders (A/N:he he I named a shampoo he he)

''Why are pleople so...unpleasant?'' he started remebering poor Edgar's face when he asked this simple question. A part of him hoped that the guy would anwser something wrong so he would die now.''Well..anwser me''

''people are ahhhh..unpleasant be....because their parents made them like that oh Fuck ahhhh they have been brain washed thinking they are the most uhhh important thing in the world..and they they see everyone as the lower level of themselfs just because they are different ahhh lord help me!!!'' the itch got worse he could acctually hear it talking to him -scrath me Rob scraaaaatch meeeeee-

'0.0 ''Oh fuck. Good anwser and why the hell are you TALKING LIKE THAT IT'S DAMM ANNOYING!'' he was really getting pissed 'this guy was saved this time but next one he wont be so lucky '

''I have an itch in ahhhh my back and head'' he twitched a little bit and the machine's spikes moved closer to him ''isnt it suppose to haaaave splattered me by now!'' he asked while trying not to move anymore.

''It moves closer depending on your speed like now you twiched it moved very slowly but if you moved faster it will close down even faster'' His grin spread even more when he remebered what the 'Pig' said ''and you have an itch..ohhh I wish I could help, but i'm not a farmer to help pigs'' he laughed liked hell at this.

''OH GOD HELP!!'' his eyes were very wide now ' I can hold it just ignore it' the itch came back with a mocking voice -come on you know you want to.I hurt don't I come on Rob scratch meeee- ''oh fuck SHUT UP!''

'what the hell is this guy's problem im not even talking. Oh yeah his itch' ''come on cant you take it or you can move to end it. But you will end more than the itch. Won't you'' he was very happy right now

''JUST HURRY WITH YOUR NEXT QUESTION OR WHATEVER ALREADY!!''

''alright you simple butter maggot , but remember this one won't be so easy'' with a huge creppy grin on his face,he moved back and thought back at the time with Edgar for his next question.

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ok I think this is better than my last 2 chapters and I like to thank the few people that have reviewed and I hope you like this chapter it took me a while to write it and the 'PIG' will speak to Johnny more about life in later chapters so be patient im updating as fast a I can.

NNY: *attached to a wall with straps around his hands and feet* GET ME DOWN FROM HERE YOU BITCH

SLYFER: NO!! you tried to kill me so now suffer *grins*

NNY: *sigh* ok ok im sorry now can you let me down from here *makes a cute face* please

SLYFER: let me think hmmmm NO!!

NNY: 0.0 you will pay someday.

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