The pinky rose

Chapter one : The beginning

Disclamer: All the characters belong to Naoko Takeuchi

Note: This is to inform all the readers that this is an anti Darien fanfic and that we shall blast him during this whole new scenario of the first sailor moon movie : The promise of the rose. All the Darien and sailor venus lovers beware because this could be a shock. ( a pleasent one.****evil grin**** )

''talking'' 'thinking' ____________________________________________________________________________

It was a beautiful day with a shining sun that was spreading joy all over the place. It was such a hot day that the little group of friends were outside instead of studying (even Ami). The sight was breathtaking. They all choose to go to the botanical garden. But every beautiful thing as a dark side.

Serena and Darien were watching the lillics when, by pure *coincidence* Darien saw a huge garden of roses. Overtook by the joy of such pretty flowers, he ran to them and then started to leap happily. Serena who was'nt very far behind was shaking her head and trying hard not to laugh at such a pitiful sight. *Suddenly*, Darien tripped over a rock as large as his head and went flying directly at Serena.

Serena noticed that the soil was wet. An hour ago, someone had to watered the flowers. At the last moment she made a small step to the left and Darien fell face first onto the ground splashing mud all over himself that made him look ridiculous ( where's the difference???). Darien got slowly back on his feet with tear's on each side of his face.

''Now I look totally ridiculous, where did the great protector image that I am suppose to give go now, i'm suppose to be a real hero (zero??).'' Almost screamed Darien.

'You lost it the first time I saw you trowing one of your stupid rose' Thought Serena who was trying to keep her face straight.

''Why aren't you saying anything you useless blondie girl?'' Said Darien now crying hard and kicking the ground with his feet (now, this show the great maturity he's got.)

And then Serena let it all out, she started laughing hard like never before. ''Like you are of any use youreslf. Between the two of us, I'm surely the most useful, the only thing you do is throwing roses and telling small speaches that you don't even understand. You did'nt even wrote them, it was Ami who took pity of you, just too make the matter worst, you don't even remember them and she had to write them in your hand.''

''What???'' Darien sniffed out, who had been lost from the beginning because Serena was talking a little to fast for him.

''Oh, forget it, you're a lost case! Will you just kiss me and then the story will go on.'' She said with an annoying face.

Darien that had never never ever kissed a girl was took by surprise. The only place where he had seen any girl with closed eye was into porn magazine ( ah!ah! didn't tought of that). Chad ( the guy at the temple) gave him some when he was drunk.) so he stressed up and made a back step which only caused him to trip over Mina that was eavesdropping with the others. The two of them fell sadly again into the mud with everyone else laughing their head out at the funny sight .

So, that's it for the first chapter, we are very pleased with the result of it all ( mostly the Darien bashing). We will soon come out with the next chapter that will introduce the bad guy, Fiory ( who as so much more to offer than Darien.. does Darien has something to offer????) More fun and joke to come in the future so stay up and don't forget to review or my friend might get mad and it's not a beautiful sight.. oh and if someone want to put flame about the Darien bashing or even the one for Mina, forget it, we will just laugh out loud.

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