Last Sane Thought (Chapter Five)
Rating PG-13

"Our room! My bed now shut up and let me rest Sora." Kairi hissed.

"I want something to drink please Kairi!" Sora whined. She growled loudly as she sat up in bed at six in the morning. The sunlight peeped softly through the window against her back as she stood up.

She wrapped the sheet around her body and walked off before Sora could complain about being cold. He frowned when Muk appeared from under their dresser and climbed up the wall and half puddled himself on the ceiling.

"You look like a lost puppy you stupid Heartless." Sora laughed as he watched Muk look left and right for Kairi sensing she was gone.

Muk looked down his bright yellow eyes widening. He flew from the ceiling to the wall to the foot of the bed where the sun didn't shine. Pointing out to something just beyond the reach of the sun.

Sora looked at where the inky black hand pointed and he blushed. Covering his genitals he glared, "What?"

Muk moved his arm to point at the round spot between his legs and returned his arm to pointing at Sora. Sora wasn't amused, "Yeah I'm packing and you're not what do you want to know?"

Muk threw his head back and let out a shriek. Sora cringed and watched as Muk exploded in a great blob of light. He blinked in disbelief at the spot Muk had been standing in, that is when he eyes could see again.

"Muk!" Kairi cried rushing into the room. She looked down at where he had been standing with a worried looking on her face.

"Kairi- I'm sorry I don't know what happen I just said something and he-" Sora said begin to explain when she interrupted.

"Get off the floor you lazy Heartless! Stand up now!" She hissed. Sora was shocked as he looked for signs of life at the foot of the bed.

He watched as a once four fingered hand now appeared gripping the base of the bed with five fingers. Slowly picking itself up off the floor it revealed new oval eyes with a slight orange tinge. A more shapely face looked back and forth between Kairi and Sora.

Standing up straight Muk began to retreat back to his under the dresser spot. Sora and Kairi watched him spot momentarily to change into a puddle of shadow but nothing happened.

Muk balled his fist and looked as if he was ready to experience diarrhea. Looking to Kairi it spoke to her, or at least that what Sora thought.

"He can't do it. He's stuck. What did you do to him?" Kairi said still staring at Muk's back.

Sora wrinkled his nose; "I didn't do anything. I just talked to him and he just went boom!"

Turning around Muk looked as if he was about to cry. "MUK!" Kairi gasped running out of the room.

"Kairi! What-" Sora began but noticed what she had.

"Whoa! That's just wrong!" He said feeling as if he would throw up. He sat silently waiting to see what Muk would do.

Kairi appeared five minutes later with string and cloth only to find Muk trying to force his body under the dresser.

"Sora! That's mean why didn't you stop him?" She asked guiding the Heartless out, clear to keep him clear from the window.

Sora smiled faintly watching Kairi baby the Heartless and dress it's not genitally improved body. "Would you believe me if I told you it was funny watching the idiot try to get under that?"

She frowned at him as she pushed Muk into the closet and closed the door. "Would you feel bad if I told you he was acting so stupid because the Sun was burning him? He doesn't have to be in direct light to be in pain."

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